Had one of my exams today! The hardest one too! And too put it nicely -ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies! Which translates to oh dear it went bad! lol! Right ok on we go! Mwha!!
Star-of-Chaos - te he! I know I almost cant write this cause I keep giggling! Actually I think people think I'm strange (actually that's a lie I KNOW people think I'm strange! lol!) but I get an idea for who can play who and begin to randomly giggle at the thought of it! hehehe! Glad your enjoying it!
Jaina12 - I agree whole heartedly! I LOVE MONTY PYTHON! The life of Brian used to be my fav but it has most defiantly been replaced with the Holy Grail! lol! Glad your enjoying it!
I AM COW HEAR ME MOO - Oh poor Logan everyones laughing at him being chaste! Then again! *bursts out laughing* you just cant not laugh at it! lol! Thanks for the tip about wrong names! I have sorted it out now random mistake! Sorry!
TheRagingSpammer - Sorry that I didn't make Kurt king it's just I thought that King Arthur is a bit stupid and up himself and it screamed Scott! Sorry! But I hope your enjoying the fic anyway!
The Uncanny R-Man - Thanks! Sorry but I already had an idea about who could play the knights of Ni! Come on tall and wears a helmet! Ok well you'll find out anyway! I'm glad your enjoying this!
Shadowcat4 - te he he! Im glad your enjoying this! I mean who wouldn't its Monty Python! Whoo! lol! Sorry! Glad you like it!
Anon(girl) - phew! Glad I have been forgiven! I'm sorry but I've been watching this and I couldn't help myself! Its only short so ill get another chappy of Nightmare before X-men up soon! Promise! Within……the next couple of weeks! Cause I'm away this weekend! Glad your enjoying!
Disclaimer - my friend is going to sponsor me to dress up as a knight and 'ride' around campus for RAG week! Mwha! I knew I could find an excuse to do it! Hehehe!
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Scott and Forgevere rode through the forest in which they ended up in in at the end scene 24. After a few minutes of riding through the dark scary forest they both began to hear things, a twig snapping here, a random cry there. Either way it was enough to scare them both thoroughly. Of course they both believed they were being paranoid until coming to a halt in front of a giant man dressed in a black robe with a giant helmet on his head that had horns attached to it.
"Ni!" Juggernaut screamed at the pair.
"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!" Many other black knights wearing horned helmets cried jumping up and down in glee.
"Who are you?" Scott asked fearfully.
"We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!" Cried Juggernaut.
"Ni!" One of the men in the background screamed.
"No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!" Scott cried in fear.
"The same!"
"Who are they?" Forgevere asked confused.
"We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!" Juggernaut answered.
"Neee-wom!" A random knight screamed.
"Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale." Scott told Forgevere fearfully.
"The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice."
"Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods."
"Ni!" Juggernaut began to shout.
"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!…"
The knights in the background joined in screaming the sacred word causing Scott and Forgevere to cower in pain.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!"
Holding up his hand happy that he had taught a lesson to the travellers Juggernaut stopped the shouting of Ni.
"We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us."
"Well, what is it you want?"
"We want... a shrubbery!"
"A what?"
"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!"
The knights began screaming once more causing Scott and Forgevere to cower in pain.
"Ow! Oh!"
"Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery." Scott pleaded once the knights had stopped.
"You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... Alive."
"O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery."
"One that looks nice." Juggernaut added in.
"Of course."
"And not too expensive."
"Yes."
"Now... Go!"
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Back at the sight of the Historians dead body that still lay on the floor a police car was parked at the side and the police man were stood taking the wife's statement about the incident.
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The Tale of Sir Lancelot.
Stood in what was a castle bedroom a young skinny prince with white hair that stood on end, stood at the window next to his father who was everything he wasn't. The father was a tall man with broad shoulders, like his son he had white hair, though his was long, and a beard.
"One day, lad, all this will be yours!"
"What, the curtains?"
"No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad."
"But Mother--"
"Father, lad. Father."
"B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that."
At the moaning tone of his son, Magneto began to pace the room lecturing.
"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands."
"But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--"
"Rather what?!"
"I'd rather…" music began to play as if from no where "...just... Sing!"
"Stop that! Stop that!" And with the Magneto's harsh words the music stopped "You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Bayville."
"B-- but I don't want land."
"Listen, Wanda,--"
"Pietro"
"Pietro. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get!"
"But-- but I don't like her."
"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!"
"I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have…" The music began to build once again "...a certain,... special... Something!"
"Cut that out! Cut that out!" Magneto screamed stopping the music once more and strode across the room grabbing Pietro by the collar angrily. "Look, you're marrying Princess Boom-Boom, so you'd better get used to the idea!"
Smacking Pietro softly on the face Magneto dropped him angrily and strode across the room towards the door where two guards stood in their uniform and with flowers on
"Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him."
Magneto yelled at them both as he began leaving the room.
"Not to leave the room even if you come and get him." The first guard stated. {the guard is Bobby btw}
"Hic!" The second guard hiccupped. {this is Piotr btw}
"No, no. Until I come and get him." Magneto said once more.
"Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room."
"No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave."
"And you'll come and get him."
"Hic!" Piotr continued to hiccup silently next to Magneto and Bobby.
"Right." Magneto said satisfied they'd got it.
"We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room." Bobby said proudly as he thought he'd got it,
"No, no. Leaving the room."
"Leaving the room. Yes."
"All right?"
"Right."
"Hic!" Piotr continued to hiccup.
"Right."
"Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--"
"Yes? What is it?" Magneto asked irritably walking back to the guards again.
"Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--"
"Look, it's quite simple."
"Uh…"
"You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?"
"Right." Magneto said once more thinking the guards had understood and began to walk through the door.
"Oh, I remember. Uhh, can he leave the room with us?"
"N-- no, no. No" Magneto said coming back once more You just keep him in here and make sure he--"
"Oh, yes. We'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave and we were with him--"
"No, no, no, no. Just keep him in here--"
"Until you or anyone else--"
"No, not anyone else. Just me."
"Just you."
"Hic!"
"Get back."
"Get back."
"All right?"
"Right. We'll stay here until you get back."
"Hic!"
"And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave."
"What?" Bobby asked confused.
"Make sure 'e doesn't leave."
"The Prince?"
"Yes. Make sure 'e doesn't leave."
"Oh, yes, of course." Said as it dawned on him "Ah. I thought you meant him." He said pointing at Piotr, who just continued hiccupping obliviously "You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard."
"Is that clear?" Magneto asked again.
"Oh, quite clear. No problems."
"Right." Magneto said happily and opened the door once more to find that both Bobby and Piotr were following him. "Where are you going?"
"We're coming with you." Bobby said as if it was obvious.
"No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave."
"Oh, I see. Right." Bobby said walking back to his original position with Piotr who continued to hiccup finally understanding.
"But Father!" Pietro moaned from where he was sat at his window.
"Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!" Magneto shouted and began leaving again. Pietro looked out the window and music began playing once more causing Magneto to storm back in. "And no singing!" He yelled causing the music to stop again.
"Hic!"
"Oh, go and get a glass of water."
Magneto muttered to Piotr as he left once more. Making sure that his father had in fact left Pietro stood up and eyed the guards warily. Smiling at them briefly Pietro grabbed a quill and parchment and scribbled a note on it whilst still eyeing Bobby and Piotr. Once he'd finished he grabbed an arrow and tied the note to it, still eyeing Bobby and Piotr, and fired it out the window.
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In the forest close by to swamp castle and where Pietro's wedding was taking place, Lancelot and his servant Multiple rode over a small brook.
"Well taken, Multiple!"
"Thank you, sir! Most kind."
"And again!"
Once again Lancelot jumped over a small brook followed by Multiple (and the coconuts) "Over we go! Good. Steady!" He made his way over to a huge river "And now, the big one!" Jumping onto the closet boulder "Uuh! Come on, Multiple!"
As Lancelot called Multiple an arrow came flying past his head and into Multiples chest.
"Message for you, sir." Multiple said as he fell onto to bags on his back.
"Multiple! Multiple! Speak to me!"
Lancelot screamed as he knelt next to Multiple though there was no answer. Seeing the note attached the arrow that was in Multiples chest he took it and began reading.
"'To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.'
At last! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Multiple, you shall not have died in vain!"
"Uh, I'm-- I'm not quite dead, sir." Multiple spoke up lifting his head.
"Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"
"I-- I-- I think I c-- I could pull through, sir."
"Oh, I see." Standing up Lancelot pulled out his sword ignoring Multiple.
"Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you, sir--" Multiple said whilst trying to get up, but was pushed back down again by Lancelot.
"No, no, sweet Multiple! Stay here!" Lancelot said bravely holding up his sword "I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular…" Sighing at his lack of words Lancelot let his sword fall to the ground in annoyance.
"Idiom, sir?" Multiple suggested.
"Idiom!" Lancelot shouted picking up his sword once more.
"No, I feel fine, actually, sir." Multiple tried once more.
"Farewell, sweet Multiple!"
"I'll, um-- I'll just stay here, then. Shall I, sir? Yeah."
Multiple sighed as he watched Lancelot run off towards the swamp castle.