Hello!!! IM BACK!

Sorry about the lack of updating! I went away for the weekend and as soon as I got back I had 2 exams within in 2 days! Unfortunately they didn't go to well but since Thursday me and my friends have been constantly drinking and celebrating! Actually ive had very little sleep now I think about it! 4am I keep coming in! Whoops! lol! Ah! Is the life of a student! But anyway the point is im back so YeY! Actually there's only 3 chapters left (including this one!) Wow!

Shadowcat4 - Well I'm glad you're enjoying this! Actually it was the idea of Remy being the French taunter when watching it made me giggle ………more! lol! And thus the idea was born! Plus no one else had done it so why not? Glad you're liking the choices for characters and everything!

PsychoticNetJunkie - I know I'm quite shocked no one has tried it before! Hmmm………maybe some people just aren't as crazy as others and just don't appreciate it! Shocking! lol! Hmmmm……The meaning of Life, sounds like fun though there are some parts that even freak me out in that film! Though I love the bit with the tiger costume at the beginning! Hehe! Are there enough characters?! I shall have a loook into it for you as it's always an option! Glad your enjoying this anyway!

Jaina12 - te he! I was gonna put the original 'Alice' in but I thought it was much better with the Wanda line! lol! I don't know why Pietro fits this part so well he just kinda does and was the first person I thought of when I thought about it! lol! Poor him! He'll rebel soon………if his parts weren't over that is! Ah well! Remy again soon! Glad you enjoying!

Star-of-Chaos - Glad you liked the choice of characters! I couldn't resist! He he! Glad your still enjoying and I'm sorry for the wait!

The Uncanny R-Man - I'm glad you like Juggernaut as the head of the Knights of Ni! I think that they are my favourite part of the film! ………oh wait no all of its my favourite!! I'm having difficulties coming up with characters! I'm running out!! lol! don't panic though im sure there'll be enough………I hope hmmm…………ah well Glad your enjoying!!

Disclaimer - There we go! See I think I am in fact going to 'ride' around my uni campus! Unfortunately it'll be in February! Dang! Ah well the pictures will be funny!

Inside Swamp castle princess Boom-boom stood with her bridesmaids smiling as she prepared for her wedding. All around her were people getting ready for the wedding or had already started festivities and stood dancing happily as the musicians played.

On the outside of the castle hung two giant banners from the top of the castle to the bottom. The first one was blue and had the letter P on it and the other one was red with the letter B on it. Stood in the middle of them in the doorway entrance to the castle were two guards dressed in the same clothes as the guards in the tall tower and they were both stood there not caring at all.

"'Morning!" Another guest greeted as they walked through the door.

"'Morning." The first guard greeted as they walked past.

"Oooh." The second guard commented as the guest walked past.

Standing there looking bored again the guards looked ahead as the figure of Lancelot could be seen running towards them. Still not making any move to move as Lancelot got closer and closer the guards watched as he came running right up to them and stabbed the first guard.

"Ha ha! Hiyya!" Lancelot screamed whilst stabbing the guard and then ran through the archway towards the tall tower.

"Hey!" The second guard said weakly as he watched Lancelot run off.

Lancelot ran on ignoring the weak protest from the guard and went on attacking at random guests who were dancing or eating or just taking advantage of the good times. He made his way through the castle injuring and killing many people, including princess Boom-boom who was kicked in the chest, and made his way up to the tall tower. One there he stormed through the door and stabbed Piotr killing him.

"Now, you're not allowed to enter the room-- aaugh!"

Bobby tried to explain to Lancelot who ignored him and stabbed him as well, then without really looking he knelt down in front of the prince with his sword in front of him and his head bowed.

"O fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I have come to take y--" Looking up Lancelot soon realised that it wasn't in fact a girl but a man "Oh, I'm terribly sorry."

"You got my note!" Pietro exclaimed in happiness.

"Uh, well, I-- I got a-- a note." Lancelot said trying to get out of the situation.

"You've come to rescue me!"

"Uh, well, no. You see, I hadn't--"

"I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there…" the music from no where began to build once more.

"Well, I--" Lancelot tried to get himself out of the situation.

"...there must be... Someone…" Pietro continued as he was about to sing.

"Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! " Magneto shouted as he ran in the room stopping Pietro's music once more "Who are you?"

"I'm your son!" Pietro defended.

"No, not you." Magneto muttered irritably.

"Uh, I am Sir Lancelot, sir."

"He's come to rescue me, Father." Pietro said happily.

"Well, let's not jump to conclusions." Lancelot interjected quickly.

"Did you kill all those guards?" Magneto asked Lancelot ignoring Pietro completely.

"Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry."

"They cost fifty pounds each!"

"Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything."

"Don't be afraid of him, Sir Lancelot. I've got a rope all ready" Pietro added weakly as he grabbed a rope made of bed sheets tied together and tied it to the bed pot and threw it out the window.

"You killed eight wedding guests in all!" Magneto carried on at Lancelot completely ignoring Pietro.

"Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady."

"I can understand that."

"Hurry, Sir Lancelot! Hurry!" Pietro shouted weakly as he began climbing out the window.

"Shut up!" Magneto yelled at Pietro and then continued his conversation with Lancelot. "You only killed the bride's Magneto, that's all!"

"Well, I really didn't mean to…" Lancelot defended.

"Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!"

"Oh, dear. Is he all right?"

"You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!"

"Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see--"

"Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot?"

"Hurry, Sir Lancelot!" Shouted Pietro weakly from where he was hanging outside the window holding onto the rope he had made.

"Uh, I am a Knight of King Scott, sir." Lancelot continued paying no heed to Pietro.

"Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country." Magneto said now interested in what Lancelot had to offer.

"Is it?"

"Hurry! I'm ready!" Pietro continued to shout weakly with his head poking over the window sill.

"Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?" Magneto offered Lancelot forgetting all the damage he had done.

"Well, that-- that's, uh, awfully nice of you,…"

"I am ready!" Pietro continued.

Magneto continued to talk to Lancelot ignoring Pietro's pleas from the window and took out a knife and began cutting through the bedding.

"...um, I mean to be so understanding." Lancelot continued.

"Oooh!" Pietro exclaimed as Magneto cut through the bedding causing him to fall, of course Magneto and Lancelot completely ignored them and continued to talk.

"...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away"

"Oh, don't worry about that." Magneto said whilst leading Sir Lancelot out of the tall tower.

Back in the main hall of Swamp castle all of the wedding guests who were not injured were tending to those who were injured and weeping over the dead.

"Well, this is the main hall. We're going to have all this knocked through and made into one big, uh, living room" Magneto continued as he and Lancelot walked out of the passage onto the stairway leading to the main hall in full view of all the guests.

"There he is!" One of the guests suddenly screamed as he saw Lancelot.

"Oh, bloody hell." Magneto muttered as a lot of the guests began to run towards Lancelot.

"Ha ha ha! Hey! Ha ha!" Lancelot yelled as drew his sword and began killing people again

"Hold it! Stop it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Please!" Magneto shouted as he pulled Lancelot away from the guests once more and brought him back up the stairs.

"Sorry. Sorry. You see what I mean? I just get carried away. I'm really most awfully sorry. Sorry! Sorry, everyone." Lancelot apologised to everyone loudly.

"He's killed the best man!" A guest screamed. At hearing this all the other guests began to yell in protest at Lancelot and his actions.

"Hold it! Hold it! Please! Hold it!" Magneto began shouting over the top of the yelling causing everyone to stop and look at him. "This is Sir Lancelot from the Court of Camelot, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today."

"Hello." Lancelot waved kindly whilst smiling.

"He killed my auntie!" Another guests shouted and once again all the guests began to shout and protest.

"Please! Please!" Magneto shouted causing everyone to stop once more. "This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Pietro, has just fallen to his death."

"Oh! Oh, no!" Guests began to exclaim, but were once again hushed as Magneto continued.

"But I don't want to think I've not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter!" Everyone began to clap weakly. "For, since the tragic death of her Father--"

"He's not quite dead!" The guest who had been looking at her princess Boom-boom's father spoke up.

"Since the near fatal wounding of her Father--" Magneto tried again.

"He's getting better!" The guest yelled again, at this Magneto nodded his head at his guards who began to walk over to princess Boom-boom's father.

"For, since her own Magneto, who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him."

"Oh, he's died!" The guest exclaimed as the guards killed Boom-boom's father.

"And I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old dad, in a very real and legally binding sense." Everyone clapped weakly once more as Magneto continued. "And I feel sure that the merger-- er, the union between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous, Sir Lancelot of Camelot--"

"What?" Lancelot asked Magneto confused.

"Look! The dead Prince!" A guest exclaimed loudly.

"He's not quite dead." Multiple said as he walked into the main hall carrying Pietro in his arms.

"Oh, I feel much better." Pietro stated weakly as Multiple walked towards a table in the middle of the room.

"You fell out of the Tall Tower, you creep!" Magneto stated angrily.

"No, I was saved at the last minute." Pietro said as stood up above everyone on top of the table.

"How?!"

"Well, I'll tell you." And as the words left his mouth the guests around him began to get up and music from no where began to play once more.

"Not like that! Not like that! No! Stop it!" Magneto began shouting angrily though no one listened and the music continued.

"He's going to tell! He's going to tell!…" The guests began to sing as they danced around Pietro on the table.

"Shut uuup!" Magneto continued to shout as he ran down the stairs trying to make them stop.

"He's going to tell!…" The guests continued completely ignoring Magneto.

"Shut up!"

"He's going to tell!…"

"Shut up!"

"He's going to tell!…"

"Not like that!"

"He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell!…"

"Quickly, sir!" Multiple exclaimed from the side of the singing guests at Lancelot who still stood on the stairs watching in confusion.

"Come this way!" Multiple shouted indicating a path through the guests.

"No! It's not right for my idiom!" Lancelot stated whilst taking a rope off the side "I must escape more…" With lack of words Lancelot sighed.

"Dramatically, sir?" Multiple suggested.

"Dramatically!" Grabbing the rope once more Lancelot jumped off the stairs over the heads of the guests who continued to sing around Pietro. Swinging Lancelot forgot to actually let go of the rope and ended up hitting the wall on the opposite side of the hall and thus causing him to randomly swing back and forth until he came to a complete stop above the guests heads. "Excuse me. Could, uh-- could somebody give me a push, please?"

Meanwhile King Scott and Sir Forgevere were riding through a village not to far from the forest where the Knights of Ni resided, looking for a shrubbery. Passing some random villagers until coming across a random women who had blue skin and bright red hair wearing a matted old hooded coat.

"Old crone!" Scott exclaimed to her. "Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?"

"Who sent you?" Mystique asked in fear and horror.

"The Knights Who Say 'Ni'." Scott said hesitantly.

"Aggh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here."

"If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say…" Scott hesitated looking around before saying weakly "'ni'"

"Agh! Do your worst!" Mystique said bravely.

"Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!"

"No! Never! No shrubberies!"

"Ni!" Scott continued as Mystique recoiled in pain.

"Nu!" Forgevere said joining in.

"No, no, no, no, ni--" Scott said help Forgevere get the pronunciation right as Mystique looked on in confusion.

"Nu!"

"No, it's not that. It's 'ni'."

"Nu!"

"No, no. 'Ni'. You're not doing it properly. Ni!"

"Ni!"

"That's it. That's it. You've got it." Scott said joyously and both he and Forgevere turned back to Mystique and together began again. "Ni!"

"Agh!" Mystique yelled as she recoiled in pain.

"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!"

"Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?" A man asked as he pulled his cart up next to both Scott and Forgevere.

"Erm,... Yes." Scott said looking up in embarrassment at the fact they had been caught.

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."

"Did you say 'shrubberies'?"

"Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is 'Havok the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."

"Ni!" Forgevere said as he made his way towards Alex but was quickly stopped by Scott.

"No! No, no, no! No!"

So there you go! Sorry if it was rubbish but it is 2am! lol! The true life of the student! And can I say I loved the part where Scott called Mystique an 'Old crone!' as hw addressed her! Hehe! Ok going now! Up early in the morning! Shocking! No more drink for a bit me tinks! lol!

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