Hello again! Well so much for no drink for a while! Its 3am once more and I've just come back from a night out ………..again! God I'm terrible aren't I! Ok well the point is here is your chapter! YeY! lol!

The Uncanny R-Man - I'm running out of X-men Ev. Characters! How bad is that! In fact I've had to make 2 of the knights into women! Whoops! lol! But I hope you like the choices! Especially who I chose to be Tim cause I couldn't decide between 2 people! But I decided id like to see one of em die so I chose the other one! Hope you like the choice! Thanks for the review!!

Star-of-Chaos - I think I just snickered at everything! Its so much fun this! Unfortunately im running outta characters!! Shocking! But luckily there aren't any more! Phew! Well I hope not! lol! Thanks for the review!!

Anon(girl) - You know you didn't have to review every chapter! Really im more then happy if you just give me one! lol! But I love you for the thought! Glad you're liking this! And theres only 1 chapter left then its back to good ol' NBX!

Shadowcat4 - Glad you're liking this! I think when I was watching the film I could just see all the right characters! Especially those that just make you laugh coughLoganad the Chastecough lol! I hope I don't disappoint with some of my choices! Thanks for the review!!

Disclaimer: mwha!! I will be rich and famous from my own own own python style series (or something) not quite sure! You know if I filmed me n me friends all the time we'd get such funny footage! lol! We'd make millions!!! …………………ooooooooo idea!!

King Scott and Sir Forgevere once again stood in front of the Knights of Ni. In front of them was a big shrubbery surrounded by a white picket fence that they had bought from Havok the Shrubber.

"O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?" Scott said boldly.

"It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly," Juggernaut added in "... but there is one small problem."

"What is that?" Scott asked confused, surely there couldn't be anything else since they had done everything asked.

"We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'." Juggernaut stated.

"Ni!" One Knight said quickly which caused all the other Knights to 'shhh' him.

"Shh!" Juggernaut said at the Knight and then turned back to Scott. "We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'."

"Ni!" The Knight said again, only quietly this time so no one paid him no heed.

"Therefore, we must give you a test." Juggernaut stated scarily.

"What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'?"

"Firstly, you must find… … another shrubbery!"

"Not another shrubbery!" Scott shouted annoyed.

"Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle." Juggernaut continued ignoring Scott's outburst.

"A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!…" The other Knights of Ni began shouting gleefully until Juggernaut held up his hand to stop them.

"Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!" Juggernaut said whilst holding up a herring that seemed to appear from no where.

"A herring!" The Knights who say Ni shouted gleefully.

"We shall do no such thing!" Scott said boldly.

"Oh, please!" Juggernaut said pathetically whilst dropping the arm that was holding herring to his side once again.

"Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done." Scott said annoyed.

"Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!" The Knights of Ni began screaming whilst covering their ears.

"Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word." Juggernaut said quickly.

"What word?"

"I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear."

"How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?"

"Aaaaugh!" The Knights began screaming again.

"You said it again!" Juggernaut shouted with his hands over his ears.

"What, 'is'?" Scott asked confused.

"No, not 'is'. You wouldn't get vary far in life not saying 'is'." Juggernaut stated whilst dropping his hands.

"My liege, it's Sir Pyro!" Forgevere said whilst pointing to where Sir Robin was riding towards them with his minstrels still singing.

"He is packing it in and packing it up

And sneaking away and buggering up

And chickening out and pissing off home,

Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge." The Minstrels continued to sing but stopped when the came in front of King Scott and Sir Forgevere.

"Sir Pyro!" Scott said happily.

"My liege! It's good to see you." Pyro said happily.

"Now he's said the word!" Juggernaut cried from behind them all.

"Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail?" Scott asked.

"He is sneaking away and buggering up--" Pyro's minstrel began singing behind him.

"Shut up!" Pyro shouted stopping the minstrels singing. "No, no. No. Far from it."

"He said the word again!" Juggernaut shouted again.

"Aaaaugh!" The Knights began shouting.

"I was looking for it." Pyro continued eyeing the Knights of Ni warily.

"Aaaaugh!" They shouted again.

"Uh, here-- here in this forest." Pyro continued unsurely.

"No, it is far from this place." Scott stated proudly.

"Aaaaugh!" The knights screamed again.

"Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word…" Juggernaut shouted at them once more.

"Oh, stop it!" Scott screamed at Juggernaut and his Knights in irritation.

"...we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again!" Juggernaut continued shouting.

"Toad!" Scott said to Toad and began to ride away with Pyro and Forgevere.

"Wait! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!" Juggernaut continued shouting as Scott and the rest rode away from them.

Back where the dead Historian lay the police were now talking to the wife and covering the body in blue plastic ready to be taken else where.

And so, Scott and Forgevere and Sir Pyro set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in scene twenty-four. Beyond the forest, they met Launcelot and Loganad, and there was much rejoicing.

"Yay"

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Pyro's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

"Yay"

A year passed.

Winter changed into Spring.

Spring changed into Summer.

Summer changed back into Winter,...

...and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.

Until one day...

King Scott, Forgevere, Lancelot, Loganad and 3 other Knights all rode through the rocky terrain when they all saw an explosion in the distance causing them all to stop and observe.

"Knights! Forward!" Scott shouted as he waved his hand. Continuing forward the Knights all stopped riding when they saw a figure on top of a mountain in the distance pointing at different places causing them to blow up. Then waving his arms in front of himself there was a big explosion where he was stood and another in front of Scott and his Knights as he appeared. Once there Scott and the Knights could see him properly as he continued to blow up things randomly. On his head he wore 2 rams horns and he also wore a big brown cloak and held a giant walking stick.

"What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?" Scott asked boldly.

"I…" The man started whilst turning to face Scott and his Knights "... am an enchanter."

"By what name are you known?"

"There are some who call me... 'Jason'?"

"Greetings, Jason the Enchanter."

"Greetings, King Scott!"

"You know my name?" Scott asked surprised.

"I do." Jason stated as he picked up his walking stick and began using it as a flame thrower on a random tree nearby. "You seek the Holy Grail!" He continued once he stopped flaming the tree.

£That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Jason."

"Quite." Jason said whilst eyeing Scott, then turned around and shot a firework at another random tree causing it to blow up. All the Knights watching looked impressed and began applauding him.

"Yes, we're-- we're looking for the Holy Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail." Scott said unsurely.

"Yeah. Yes. It is. It is. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Hm. Mm." The Knights all mumbled.

"And so, we're-- we're-- we're looking for it."

"Yes, we are." Foregvere said.

"Yeah." Loganad said agreeing with Scott.

"We are. We are." Pyro said after Loganad.

"We have been for some time." Forgevere added.

"Ages." Pyro said agreeing with Forgevere.

"Uh-- uh, so, uh, anything that you could do to, uh-- to help... would be... very... Helpful." Scott said warily.

"Look," Loganad stated loudly at Jason who continued to stand there silently whilst making his way forwards. "can you tell us where--" Though he didn't get far as Jason made the ground blow up in front of Loganad causing him to go back to where he was stood.

"Fine. Um, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but, uh, I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um-- find a, uh-- a, um-- a, uh--" Scott said quickly as he was afraid.

"A what...?" Jason said questioningly.

"A g-- a-- a g-- a g-- a-- a g--" Scott stuttered.

"A grail?!" Jason shouted.

"Yes. I think so." Scott said frightfully.

"Y-- y-- yes." Pyro stuttered in fright.

"Yes." Scott said again.

"Yup." Loganad said.

"That's it…" The Knights all said together in fright.

"Yes!" Jason said dramatically again.

"Oh. Thank you." Scott said in surprise.

"Splendid." Pyro and the other Knights began saying in happiness.

"Look, um, you're a busy man, uh--" Scott said warily as Jason began randomly blowing up the cliffs once again.

"Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail." Jason interrupted Scott.

"Oh, thank you. Oh…" All the Knights said again.

"To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged…" In the distance thunder could be heard, but Jason ignored it and continued. "...make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail."

"Where could we find this cave, O Tim?" Scott asked in curiosity.

"Follow." Jason bid and then stopped abruptly causing everyone to stop. "But!" He turned around suddenly to come face to face with them all "Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth."

"What an eccentric performance." Scott said to his Knights over his shoulder.

Following Jason Scott and his Knights all made their way towards the cave of Caerbannog where hopefully the next clue as to the whereabouts of the Holy Grail would lie. As they began to get closer to the cave though the servants all began (in true horse fashion) make noises to indicate they were scared.

"They're nervous, sire." Loganad stated as they all came to a stop.

"Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!"

As Scott shouted the order all the riders 'dismounted' their horses so they could continue on foot. After a bit more walking they came to the entrance of the cave and hid behind some rocks just away from the entrance, right next to the big open space covered in bones.

"Behold the cave of Caerbannog!" Said Jason indicating the entrance of the cave with his hand.

"Right! Keep me covered." Scott said as he began to get up.

"What with?" Asked Loganad confused.

"W-- just keep me covered." Scott said pathetically as he himself didn't even know.

"Too late!" Said Jason frightfully as he grabbed Scott and brought back down crouching with the rest of the Knights.

"What?" Scott asked as he looked around the vast area of bones not seeing anything.

"There he is!" Jason said in a hushed tone pointing.

"Where?" Scott asked looking around confused.

"There!" Jason said pointing still at the entrance of the cave where a white rabbit had just hopped in view.

"What, behind the rabbit?" Scott asked fearfully.

"It is the rabbit." Jason stated.

"You silly sod!" Scott shouted angrily whilst standing slightly.

"What?" Jason asked still hiding from the killer rabbit.

"You got us all worked up!" Scott continued annoyed.

"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!"

"Ohh."

"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

"You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!" Pyro yelled standing up from behind the rock he was hiding behind.

"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"

"Get stuffed!" Shouted Loganad.

"He'll do you up a treat, mate."

"Oh, yeah?"

"You mangy Scots git!" Pyro continued to shout in annoyance.

"I'm warning you!"

"What's he do, nibble your bum?"

"He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!"

"Go on, Mesmero. Chop his head off!" Scott said to one of the random Knights behind him.

"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!" Mesmero said as he put on his helmet and drew his sword.

"Look!" Jason shouted as they all watched Mesmero walk towards the rabbit only to see the rabbit squeak and lunge at his neck. Watching in horror they watch Mesmero's head fall off and his body fall to the floor.

"Jesus Christ!" Scott screamed.

"I warned you!" Jason said smugly.

"I done it again!" Pyro said fearfully as he sank behind the rock once more.

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--"

"Oh, shut up!" Scott shouted at Jason.

"Do they listen to me?" Jason continued gloating.

"Right!" Scott said bravely as he drew his sword. "Charge!"

With their swords drawn the Knights of the round table all ran towards the killer rabbit. However 6 Knights against one rabbit was hardly fair, especially when the rabbit is a killer. So without much effort the killer rabbit took off 2 more heads which is when Scott finally faced defeat.

"Run away! Run away!"

"Run away! Run away!…" The knights all began yelling as they made their way towards the rocks and a laughing Jason.

"Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!"

"Right. How many did we lose?" Scott asked his remaining Knights.

"Jean" Lancelot spoke up for the first time in a while (we all wonder why?)

"X-23" Loganand said.

"And Bors. That's five." Scott said thinking.

"Three, sir." Loganad said quickly noting the Kings error.

"Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite." Scott said after correcting himself.

"Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?" Pyro spoke up in hope that they'd all just leave.

"Oh, shut up and go and change your armour." Scott said irritably.

"Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake." Loganad suggested bravely.

"Like what?"

"Well... Ooh."

"Have we got bows?" Lancelot asked.

"No."

"We have the Holy Hand Grenade."

"Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Hank carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!" Scott shouted whilst turning up to face the priests that stood at the top of the hill.

"Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem."

Chanting the priests made their way down the hill towards King Scott and his Knights whilst holding a small box. Opening the box Scott removed the Holy hand grenade and looked at it confused.

"How does it, um-- how does it work?" Scott asked Lancelot confused.

"I know not, my liege."

"Consult the Book of Armaments!" Scott said loudly at the priest.

"Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one." Brother Hank said to the other monk stood behind him.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloth's and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--"

"Skip a bit, Brother." Brother Hank interrupted.

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

"Amen." Hank finished.

"Amen" The Knights repeated.

"Right!" Scott said turning back towards the rabbit and pulled out the pin "One!... Two!... Five!"

"Three, sir!" Loganad corrected him.

"Three!" Scott said and threw the grenade towards the rabbit that blew up leaving the entrance to the cave safe.

At the point in the woods where the Knights who say Ni were the police who were solving the death of the Famous historian were looking through the shrubbery. That is until they heard the explosion from the Holy hand grenade and so proceeded towards it leaving the shrubbery in shambles.

So there you go! Hope I didn't disappoint! And im afraid to say that this next chapter will be the last chapter! And shockingly enough the first fanfic actually finished!! WoW! What an achievement! lol!

RW