This is it! This is my proud and joy! I am actually finished one of my stories! WOW! lol! So without much further ado I bring to you they concluding chapter to X-men Evolution and the Holy Grail.

Inside the great Cave of Caerbannog King Scott and his (remaining) Knights of the round table continued to wander aimlessly. That is until Scott looked at the wall by him and noticed strange markings on it.

"There! Look!"

"What does it say?" Lancelot asked as all the Knights gathered around it.

"What language is that?" Loganad asked in confusion.

"Brother Hank!" Scott shouted over his shoulder "You are a scholar."

"It's Aramaic!" Hanks said astonished as they pushed him forward.

"Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!" Loganad stated as he realized.

"'Course!" Lancelot exclaimed like he already knew.

"What does it say?" Scott asked Brother Hank who was still staring at it.

"It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'." Hank ended reading like he had just died.

"What?" Scott asked confused.

"'...The Castle of aaaaaagggh'." Hank repeated.

"What is that?" Forgevere asked from the back.

"He must have died while carving it." Hank stated like it was obvious.

"Oh, come on!" Lancelot cried at the stupid idea.

"Well, that's what it says." Hank said pointing at the engraving.

"Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!" Scott said agreeing with Lancelot (which has to be a 1st!)

"Well, that's what's carved in the rock!" Hank said proudly as no one believed him.

"Perhaps he was dictating." Loganad offered.

"Oh, shut up" Scott said annoyed at Loganad's stupid idea and turned back to the wall once more "Well, does it say anything else?"

"No. Just 'aaaaaagggh'." Hank replied.

"Aaaauugggh." Lancelot said.

"Aaaaaggh." Scott said.

"Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue?" Forgevere asked.

"Where's that?" Loganad asked Forgevere.

"France, I think."

"Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall?" Lancelot asked.

"No, that's 'Saint Ives'." Scott told him.

"Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives."

"Iiiiives." All the Knights began to repeat.

"Oooohoohohooo!" Forgevere suddenly began shouting at an alarmingly high pitch.

"No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh." Lancelot told Forgevere.

"N-- no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm." Forgevere explained to Lancelot.

"Oh, you mean sort of a 'aaaah'!" Lancelot said in understanding.

"Yes that's right-- aaaaaah!" Forgevere said pointing behind the group.

"Oooh!" Scott cried seeing what Forgevere had seen.

"My God!" Loganad shouted as he turned to see what Forgevere was on about. All of the other Knights and Brother Hank all turned to see what both Forgevere was screaming about and saw a giant monster stood behind them.

The monster had two giant thick legs to giant horns giant claws, scaly skin and hundreds of eyes all looking at them as it roared revealing the large amounts of sharp pointy teeth.

"It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaauugh!" Hank screamed as the monster grabbed him and ate him alive.

"That's it! That's it!" Forgevere cried at the pronunciation.

"Run away!" Scott cried suddenly.

"Run away!" All the Knights began screaming as they ran for their lives.

Running through the dark cave screaming they could all hear the distinctive 'Roar' coming from the Black Beast of Aaauugh behind them. Hiding behind a big rock they all waited as the Beast ran past them and began to sneak the other way away from the beast.

"Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!…" All the Knights said as they snuck away.

"We've lost him." Forgevere stated happily, but was soon became unhappy again as they heard a giant 'Roar' and found the beast next to them again.

"Aagh!" They all screamed and began running away once more.

As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Scott and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator (of the beast of course) suffered a fatal heart attack. The cartoon peril was no more. The quest for Holy Grail could continue.

Back outside the cave where the remains of Mesmero, Jean and X-23 lay amongst the bones and remains of rabbit, the police continued their search for the deadly Knight that killed the Famous Historian in chapter 3.

Scott and his Knights now successfully escaping the Black Beast were walking along a rocky mountain path with a giant pit to the side that had mist coming from it.

"There it is!" Loganad cried out pointing to a bridge in the distance.

"The Bridge of Death!" Scott cried out.

"Oh, great." Pyro said unenthusiastically.

"Look! There's destiny from scene twenty-four!"

"What is she doing here?"

"She is the keeper of the Bridge of Death." Scott explained as they continued to climb towards the bridge and destiny (pun not intended) "He asks each traveller five questions--"

"Three questions." Loganad interrupted correcting Scott.

"Three questions." Scott corrected himself "He who answers the five questions--"

"Three questions." Loganad corrected Scott again.

"Three questions may cross in safety."

"What if you get a question wrong?" Pyro asked from the back.

"Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril."

"Oh, I won't go." Pyro mumbled.

"Who's going to answer the questions?" Loganad asked Scott.

"Sir Pyro!" Scott called out.

"Yes?" Pyro said questioningly.

"Brave Sir Pyro, you go."

"Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go?" Pyro said suddenly getting himself out of trouble.

"Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s--"

"No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!" Scott interrupted Just answer the five questions--"

"Three questions." Loganad corrected Scott again.

"Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch... and pray."

"I understand, my liege." Lancelot said and he made his way up towards the bridge of death.

"Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. God be with you." Scott shouted after Lancelot as he made his way.

"Stop!" Destiny shouted as Lancelot came to the entrance of the bridge. "Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid." Lancelot said bravely.

"What... is your name?" Destiny asked.

"My name is 'Sir Lancelot of Camelot'."

"What... is your quest?"

"To seek the Holy Grail."

"What" she paused slightly "... is your favourite colour?"

"Blue."

"Right. Off you go." Destiny said moving to the side.

"Oh, thank you. Thank you very much." He said in surprise and then ran across the bridge.

"That's easy!" Pyro exclaimed as he watch Lancelot run across the bridge and ran up to Destiny.

"Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid." Pyro said confidently.

"What... is your name?"

"'Sir Pyro of Camelot'."

"What... is your quest?"

"To seek the Holy Grail."

"What" she paused again slightly "... is the capital of Assyria?"

Pyro was confident stopped suddenly and looked up at Destiny in shock and confusion.

"I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!" Pyro screamed as he was flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Watching him fall Loganad stepped up bravely.

"Stop! What... is your name?"

"'Sir Loganad of Camelot'."

"What... is your quest?"

"I seek the Grail."

"What... is your favourite colour?"

"Blue." Loganad said confidently then stopped "No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!" He screamed as he was also flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Watching what had happened to his two Knights Scott stepped up bravely

"Hee hee heh." Destiny laughed as she watched the two fall into the Gorge then looked up to see Scott "Stop! What... is your name?"

"It is 'Scott', King of the Britons."

"What... is your quest?"

"To seek the Holy Grail."

"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean?" Scott asked confused "An African or European swallow?"

"Huh?" Destiny said confused "I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!" She screamed as she was flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril as well.

"How do know so much about swallows?" Forgevere asked Scott as he stood there looking proud.

"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know." Scott said as if it were obvious.

With that said King Scott and Sir Forgevere began to make their way across the bridge of death at a much slower pace then Sir Lancelot. Slowly they made their way across the mouldy old bridge where at any second the thing could…

INTERMISSION

…break. But Scott and Forgevere continued on and finally made their way onto the other side of the bridge of Death.

"Lancelot? Lancelot! Lancelot!" Scott began shouting whilst looking around for the missing Knight.

"Lancelot! Lancelot!" Forgevere shouted along with Scott.

"Lancelot!" Scott shouted again.

Meanwhile elsewhere Sir Lancelot is bent over a police car whilst being searched.

"Lancelot!" Scott shouted

"Lancelot! Lancelot!" Forgevere continued to shout.

Both continued to search until they heard angels singing over the hill they were facing. Following the voices Scott and Forgevere made their way over hills and fields until they reached a giant lake. They both watched as a Dragon shaped boat appeared from out of the mist and stopped at their sides. Without hesitation both climbed in and began their mystery journey across the lake towards the Holy Grail.

"The Castle Aaaagh. Our quest is at an end!" Scott shouted proudly, and both climbed out the boat and headed towards the door. "God be praised!" Scott cried as they looked up at the castle, then proceeded to kneel in prayer. "Almighty God, we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy--" Though Scott never finished as a load Twanging sound could be heard and a sheep lands on Scott "Jesus Christ!"

Suddenly a familiar face popped his head over the top of the castle wall, yes it was the taunting Cajun Remy LeBeau.

"Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Scott King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!"

"How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us!" Scott shouted in fury.

£How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?!" Remy taunted as he watched Scott and Forgevere ran up the stairs towards the door to find it locked. "I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters."

"In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!" Scott shouted as he pounded the door with his fist.

"No chance, English bed-wetting types." Remy taunted from above them "I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"

"If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!" Scott shouted but was interrupted as Remy and the Cajun's dropped sewage on their heads. "In the name of God and the glory of our--" Scott continued but they dropped it on their heads again.

"Agh. Right! That settles it!" Scott screamed as he made his way down the stairs closely followed by Forgevere as the Cajun's continued laughing at them.

"Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha!"

"Walk away. Just ignore them." Scott said to Forgevere as they continued to walk away.

"And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets!" And with that said Remy blew a raspberry at them both and all the Cajun's continued to laugh and throw things.

Feeling utterly defeated (again) Scott and Forgevere crossed the lake and stopped once they reached the land opposite where they could still hear the Cajun's laughing.

"We shall attack at once!" Scott said bravely.

"Yes, my liege!" Forgevere said as he tried to take out his sword unsuccessfully.

"Stand by for attack!" Scott screamed at the top of his voice and as if from no where hundreds of Knights came from over the hill in lines and awaited their next command.

" Cajun persons!" Scott shouted over the water and was ignored as they continued to laugh and taunt.

"Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged. In the name of God,…"

"Hoo hoo! Ohh, ha ha ha ha ha!…" The Cajun's continued to laugh

"...we shall not stop our fight till each one of you lies dead and the Holy Grail returns to those whom God has chosen!"

"..Ha ha ha!…"

"Charge!" Scott shouted and raised his sword above his head.

"Hooray!" The army of Knights screamed as they began to charge towards the waters edge and the castle full of Cajun taunters.

As Scott and his army of charging knights became close to the edge of the water a police van seemingly from no where pulled in front of them all causing them all to stop. Another car pulled up next to the van and lots of police got out along with the historians wife.

"Yes, they're the ones. I'm sure." The historians wife said pointing at Scott and Forgevere.

"Come on." A policewomen with dark hair said as she led him towards the van and two more policemen took over and threw a blanket over Scott's head and put him in the van.

"Get that one." The historians wife called to Jubilee who was heading towards Forgevere.

"Put this man in the van." Jubliee said as she pushed him over towards another policewomen.

"Clear off. Come on." Wanda said pulling Forgevere with her.

Come on. Put him in the van.

"Get a blanket." Jubilee said to Wanda.

"Come on." A women started shouting into a bullhorn. "Back. Riiight back. Come on! Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is." Rahne continued as she took a shield away and continued backed the Knights up the hill. "Come on. Back with 'em. Back. Right. Come along."

"Everything?" Jubilee asked.

"All right, sonny. That's enough." Rahne said as she spotted the camera. "Just pack that in." She walked over and put her hand on the camera causing everything to stop.

And there you have it! Its done! Its finished! And I managed to use every character!! Whoo! Go me! - well there are a few stragglers - I used every character that is important! Whoo! Ok and now here is the responses to my lovely reviews!!

Star-of-Chaos - Ahhh look I didn't even need to make more Jamie's! How proud! See the trick is just to change male characters female! I'm glad you enjoyed the fic and I enjoyed reading your reviews! Thanks so much!!!

The Uncanny R-Man - Sorry the Bridge keeper wasn't Mags but he was the King of Swamp castle! See it all works out well though! And WOOO Remy kicks ass once again! lol! I'm glad you enjoyed reading this! Thanks so much!!!

Anon(girl) - Awwww your so sweet! I know you didn't have to but the fact that you did is lovely of you!! I hope you and fishy enjoyed this chapter!! Last one im afraid so ill be off back to NBX so cheer away! lol! Thanks so much!!!

And thanks to all my reviewers and readers who didn't review (if there were any) and I'm sad to say this is it and Thanks so much!!! And I bid you all a Monty python farewell!!!!

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