The author lost the disk. So that's why there hasn't been an update recently. Stupid FF won't let me put in stars.
(A/N: The Spec is here so for her comments look for the S/N. Thank you for your time. Oh and for another persons comments that happen to appear in the story like Bega they will be addressed according to what we the living call them whether it be a pet name or a name in which we call them just for the pure pleasure of annoying them. Thank you for your time.) (S/N: Whoo hoo I have absolutely nothing to say. Isn't that the best? No I'm not writing this at 2 am, nor am I on anything, nor oh whatever. It's just that: Randomness is good. [EDIT: I have no idea what was going through my head while writing these notes. Please excuse my random insanity])
"Thou puppy-headed beslubbering flax-wench!!!!" Becky yelled at Brian.
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A WENCH!" He screamed while glaring at her. (S/N: SO not manly, I know)
"Yes I did, now what of it?" She replied flatly walking up to stand just in front of him, making her look formidable.
"Go away."
"Me go away?!?!? You're standing in MY ROOM and you're telling me to leave? You're dumber than I thought."
"It's not my fault you wanted to talk to me," He growled angrily at her.
"All I was going to ask was WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! But NO, you have to be all accusatory and crap."
"What do you mean what's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?"
"What's wrong with me??? I'm not the one giving angry glances to Bega, Tala, and me"
(S/N: Glaring at your self is rather difficult, no? Especially with out the aide of a mirror. Now switching typers. Stupid keyboard) (A/N: HI!!!! Spec is being mad at my keyboard so I get to type YAY!! Well let's go back to the story shall we?)(S/N: Wait a sec. I am mad at the keyboard cause all the buttons are in the wrong places, I WANT MY LAPTOP keyboard back. You should see all the typos I'm making. Ok, I'm relinquishing the keyboard so stuff can happen that you'd be more interested in hearing.)(A/N: Okey dokey, lights camera action, I think.)
"Well I'm not the one being a slut." He whispered looking away from her.
"I'm being a slut? How many people here am I sleeping with? Lets count them; NONE!" She said with a slight laugh to her voice.
"What's so funny?"
"You're jealous, you're jealous." She started to sing turning in little circles around him.
"I AM NOT!" He nearly shouted at her as he watched her have her fun.
"Damn straight you are." She said stopping to stare him in the eye.
"Why you." He growled glaring at her.
"Why me what?" She asked somewhat innocently, he growled again before picking her off her feet and throwing her over his shoulder. "Domestic abuse!" She yelled, "In other news I guess I should be glad I'm not wearing a skirt."
"I wouldn't mind." He muttered earning himself a whack on the head. "Ow. What was that for?"
"Being chauvinistic," she said and thought for a second, "not to mention perverted."
"Right I forgot that's your honey's job." He said before dropping her down on the couch she had in the room. (A/N: It's a very nice couch, big, fluffy, and green. I bet it eats a lot of loose change.) (S/N: GREEN! Now is it a spring green, jade green or forest green?) (A/N: Whatever mommy wants.) (S/N: Damn straight) (A/N: OH! The color of your imaginary couch!)
"Well that's honey for ya." She said with a shrug as he sat down nearly getting eaten by the green blob as Mel calls it. (S/N: I've decided it's going to be a pale jade green.)
"Is THAT all he's good for?" He asked with a small grunt trying not to go swimming in the greenness.
"What you think he's the 'real man' between my legs? Well he kinda needs to grow a little but that's beside the point.." She said with a smile. (S/N: No worries Bega, how would I know, not that I want to know.) (A/N: Be happy, get down tonight, nun nana get down tonight.) (S/N: MEL! Can you say ew.) (A/N: Um? IQ?) (S/N: Die) (A/N: Okey dokey, but yea, ew. Sorry spent too much time with my cousins and all.) (S/N: Insert dreaded word Now let's continue)
"Sure it is." He said looking away from her.
"Who would ever want to sleep with him? Well besides the people that already do." She said with a shrug.
"He's an idiot."
"Precisely that's why you gotta love him, platonically of course." She said and he looked at her.
"Of course." He drawled with a roll of his eyes.
"You have no idea what I just said and you don't believe me, so just fuck off." She said slightly exasperated.
"You have to love him theoretically because he's an idiot which I do believe." He said crossing his arms and sinking some more into the green abyss.
(S/N: You can hear the coke in my stomach sloshing around when I bounce back and forth.) (A/N: No comments because it sounds wrong, hey are you on drugs?) (S/N: No you know I'm not, not anymore then you are.) (A/N: But I'm just drinking coca cola and you said coke and I'm not on drugs and oh. Back to story) (S/N: You spiked the coke????)
"Not what I meant but it is what I said." She said in her defense. "I'm still waiting for you to fuck off."
"Shall I do it here or in your bed?" He asked motioning towards the bed. (S/N: BEGA COMMENT!!! Now once I stop laughing must think of a witty response.)
"I think Sam's taking a nap and she'd welcome your company more then I would." She said after a little sigh. (S/N: That was very weak and we are doing an awful lot of these notes are we? I blame the red dot.)
"No I think I'd like your company more." He said hooking an arm around her waist.
"Remind me why I care." She said shoving away from him only to have him nearly disappear into the green abyss. (S/N: We're having fun with the couch, can't ya tell?)
"Well." He began and seemed to start thinking.
"Well what?" she asked while swimming away from him in the pond of green.
"You said to remind you why you care so far I've got a rather long list. Would you like to hear it?" He asked as she finally hit the arm of the couch almost falling over it.
"So shoot." Hitting her self in the head for setting herself up. 'Why do I always do this?' she thought.
"Okay." He said and started to list of a bunch of events. (A/N: I'm not going into them because I don't feel like it.) (S/N: And I thought she was going to go Bega on me) (A/N: No lost my train of thought) (S/N: Bull) (A/N: But mommy I did) (S/N: Bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, you were just talking about all this crap you were going to type.) (A/N: That was before you started to talk about telephone calls, besides the reader is looking at us funny.) (S/N: Not my fault the telephone rang and I don't care if they're looking at us funny ((a classic example of Mel/Spec convo)))
Meanwhile (Little batman flip-y thingy)
"Where are those two?" Tay huffed slightly as she leaned against the wall. "They said that they were going to say at least good bye before they left."
"Sorry for wasting your time." Nat muttered slightly snobbishly.
"Finally you came, you'd think you'd come a little earlier then you said. You're never late, what's up with you?" Tay snapped seeing that Sam was nowhere to be found.
"I had to talk with someone." Nat said a little unease.
"Really who?" Tay asked now interested in why Nat (who was never late) was late. (S/N: I HATE being late, I really do! Don't know why, just do. I just made up a new word; Begafied) (A/N: For those who don't know Bega is the term we use to describe a person and pervertedness, Begafied is something that is completely and utterly perverted. Thank you for your time; come again to Becky and Mel's dictionary of randomness.)(S/N: Has become completely and utterly... Now that that's fixed, on with the story)
"Um, Robert." She said in a small voice.
"Oh." Tay said and was about to say something more when.
"ENRIQUE!!" was heard throughout the halls in a whinny voice that made Tay and Nat cringe.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Came from both Mel and Becky's wings, this just made the two girls sigh.
"Of course it's never quiet around here; this is Tay's house after all." Nat said with a dry smile. Just then Enrique came running up and hid behind Tay.
"What are you doing?" Tay asked trying to look back at him without getting any closer then she already was to him.
"Hiding," he said shaking slightly. "So hide me, hide me."
"Oh quit your belly aching." Nat snapped at him glaring at the pair of blue eyes peering over Tay's shoulder.
"Random insanity, random insanity." Becky sang as she walked up to them. "Seen Honey bunches of oats lately?"
"Who?" The three asked.
"Honey a.k.a. Bega." She said crossing her arms.
"RUN AWAY!" Bega shouted running past them away from Mel's wing.
"GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!" Mel yelled irritated.
"THAT GOES DUBBLE FOR ME!" Becky shouted before following Mel and Bega.
"Um, Becky was right that was random insanity." Enrique said now standing besides Tay.
"I think there was a point to it but I'm not going to waste precious time trying to figure it out." Tay said rather casually.
"ENRIQUE! There you are sweetie." Sam said and hugged Enrique with a vice grip.
"Where's Becky?" Brian asked coming up.
"Uh she's chasing after Bega. That way." Tay said pointing in the direction the three had gone. He took off to find Becky. As soon as Brian was out of sight Tala strolled up.
"Brian, where?" He asked and Tay pointed off in the direction of the now four people.
Once out of sight Kai came jogging up. "Have you seen Tala?"
"Uh, that way, he's going after Brian whose going after Becky who is chasing Bega with Mel." Nat said and Kai nodded going off after Tala. Just then Johnny came up. "If you're looking for Kai he went that way." Nat said and he gave her a 'how did you know' look before taking off to find Kai.
"Have you seen Johnny?" Louie asked and the three just pointed and he took off.
"Is it me or is there a pattern here?" Enrique asked as Bega nearly ran into them.
"Hey have you seen my brother?" He asked out of breath and Nat looked at him questioningly. "Little."
"Oh, he's chasing after Johnny, who is chasing after Kai, who is chasing after Tala, who is chasing after Brian, who is chasing after Becky, who is chasing you with Mel." Nat answered and he nodded. "They went that way." She said pointing in the direction they had sent the others.
"Thanks." He said and took off as Mel rounded the corner.
"THERE HE IS!!" She yelled pointing to Bega and taking off, Becky a foot or two behind her. The three watched as the small line of people went by.
"Um, very random." Tay said then shook her head.
"Yea well I'll see you in two weeks. Have fun while I'm gone." Nat said before she and Sam went to catch their planes.
"Uh do you want to see what the line is doing?" Enrique asked.
"What line? You means something like the conga or the train?" Tay asked looked at him fighting back a laugh.
"I don't think they're dancing." He said and Tay laughed before they walked off to find the 'line'. (S/N: The conga line was my idea! I was doing a one-person conga while she typed it. Just don't ask)
They found the line running in the garden. Bega suddenly stopped to avoid a tree but this made Mel stop just behind him as well as Becky behind Mel and so on, until you came to Louie who ran into Johnny causing a domino effect. "MEL! Get off." Bega said the wind was knocked out of him.
"Becky, get off!"
"BRIAN OFF!"
"Tala, get off!"
"Kai, off!"
"Johnny, get off!"
"LOUIE, GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!"
"Air, get off?"
"LOUIE!!" The others yelled. Mel began to wiggle her way out of the mess kicking Bega about ten times in the process.
"OW! OW! OW! MEL!" He yelled before she kicked him in the face. "GOD DAMMIT! That fucking hurt!"
"Good." Becky said with a smile and began to punch him in the back.
"LOUIE GET OFF NOW!" Bega yelled and Louie reluctantly followed his orders with a sigh.
"WHAT, THE HELL, WERE YOU DOING?" Mel asked glaring up at Louie and tried to look him in the eyes at his height but unfortunately for her she was just too short.
"You look like some kind of Pokemon." Louie said with a slight smile.
"LULU!" Mel shouted and then tackled him to the ground punching him. Meanwhile Becky was still on Bega hitting him like there was no tomorrow.
"BERTHA! GIVE HIM BACK NOW!" Becky yelled as her fists hit his back her ring digging deeper into his skin.
"I would if you weren't on me." Bega shot back only to be hit in the head.
"Okay you two." Bummer said coming out of nowhere and picking Mel up off of Louie. Dan went over and picked up Becky tossing her over his shoulder and caught Bega by the back of his shirt when he tried to flee.
"Not again." Becky muttered from her perch.
"What seems to be the problem?" He (dandy) asked and Mel had turned to trying to bite Bummer in the back since he had somehow grabbed onto her arms as she when she was thrown over his shoulder. Her feet where kicking the air but somehow missing every time. Becky just relaxed slightly but muttered curses involving sacks of potatoes.
"Well let's see for some reason Mel and Becky were chasing after Bega." Tay began after straightening up from doubling over laughing.
"HE STOLE HIM!" Becky shouted trying to look at Bega with a glare but it wasn't working too well.
"Yes well after a while the others were looking for the person that was chasing the person who was chasing another person who was chasing, oh never mind." Enrique said not trying to comprehend what had happened.
"Who he stole?" Mel asked now struggling to wiggle her way out of Bummer's grasp. "Beatrice, put me down." (S/N: My silly putty snake just bit Mel.) (A/N: It died)(S/N: WAHHHHHH!! Oh well, time for a silly putty thingy)
"Mel shut up. Who did he steal from you?" Dan asked looking over his shoulder at Becky.
"Debbie he stole him and he won't give him back. Now stop staring at my ass, or I'll have to slap yours."
"I'm not now answer the question." He commanded.
"But there's no question." She said.
"HE STOLE IT! HE STOLE MY QUESTION!" Mel whined hitting her head against Bummer's back. Dan looked over to Mel who had now found an efficient way of getting Bummer's attention.
"HE STOLE LT!" Becky said and Mel stopped before going back to what she was doing.
"Who's LT?" Johnny asked now that they sorted out what they had been chasing each other for, well most of them anyway.
"This is LT." Bega said holding up a blue shirted, small white teddy bear.
"NOW GIVE HIM BACK!" Becky said rather loudly holding out her arms to grab the bear.
"NO!" Bega said and got away from Dan to take off again.
"Mel, fetch." Bummer said putting down Mel.
"I'm NOT A DOG!" You could hear her yell before the sound of something hitting the ground on the other side of a hill was heard. They all went to the other side of the hill finding Mel sitting on Bega's back, arms crossed with a triumphed smirk on her face.
"Good Mel." Bummer said patting Mel on the head only to be bitten. "Why you mutt."
"I'm not a dog." Mel said glaring at him.
"But you're acting like one." Becky commented and Mel held up LT. "YEA LT!" She yelled as she used Bega's back as a trampoline and Mel got off of him. All you could hear was "oof, oof, oof" from Bega since he didn't have time to tell her to get off.
"Very good Mel, you make a great retriever." Bummer said Mel just huffed and kicked him in the shin.
Stopping for a moment Becky looked down at her trampoline. "Just be glad I'm not wearing stilettos." She said with an evil grin.
"OFF NOW! I'VE HAD ENOUGH WEIGHT ON MY SHOULDERS!" He yelled squirming to get out from underneath her as she began to jump again.
"Becky don't you have to get ready for your flight tonight?" Tay asked making Becky stop.
"Flight? OH YEA! Well sorry trampoline gotta run." She said before getting off of him. "But one last jump." She said jumping on him causing him to hit the ground before she took off.
"Well I have to go." Mel said after loosing a verbal fight with her cousin. She went inside and to her wing going into a random room. Inside there was a large TV screen and a simple lonely Play Station 2.
Tay sighed, after the eventful afternoon. The random line, Tala, Bega and Brian getting into a verbal fight, Mel complaining about the power going out, Max and Tyson getting electrocuted, Ray having a bad hair day, Mariah nearly killing Emily, and Michel falling down the stairs, she had a reason to be tired. She sat there leisurely enjoying the few moments of peace. Dinner was going to be served soon and she couldn't wait, well for the food at least. Most of the people were edgy plus the added tension between Mel and her cousins. Things didn't look so bright. She sighed and leaned back in her chair, sitting in the study wasn't the best place for her but it was a whole lot better then what was going on outside the room. She could faintly hear Mel laughing about one of her cousins crashing their bike outside. That and Mariah and Ray have gotten a little to close for comfort, well for Mel and Tay's comfort. Lee said that it was inevitable but Mel complained that they should have waited a little while until making out in public. "I just hope Gary and Tyson don't have another eating contest." She muttered closing her eyes and sighing. Just then the phone rang. "Hello?"
"Ah, Taylor my dear how have you been? Have the others been giving you trouble?" Mr. D's voice asked coming over the line.
"I have been fine, things are a little stressing but then again they normally are. No the others have been great, no trouble at all." Despite the occasional fight or two, she added mentally.
"Well that's great. I just called to see how they're doing."
"Well Brian and Becky are going to Boston. Kai says he had plans tomorrow so does Mel. The rest of us however are going to a Fourth of July celebration, you know a fair, fireworks, and carnival rides. Well it lasts until around twelve at night."
"I see, tell them I said happy Fourth of July and that they should enjoy themselves. I'll talk to you later. Bye."
"Bye." Tay said as she hung up then sighed. She wondered slightly what it was that Kai and Mel could be doing but then again the two of them always seemed so secretive when it came to some things. There was a light knock on the door and Tay looked up. "Come in."
"Ms. Tay dinner is ready." One of the cooks said and she nodded before shutting down her computer and heading out. When she entered the dinning room most of the others were already there, surprisingly Mel was even on time.
"So Becky you're leaving tonight after dinner?" Mel asked regarding Tay with a normal causal glance that Tay welcomed happily. It was as if Mel didn't see the tension floating around the house.
"Yep, we're leaving about an hour after dinner." Becky answered with a smile. "I can't wait to go to Boston, I love it. We might even get to catch a Red Sox game."
"Red Sox?" Mel asked with a raised eyebrow. "You mean the baseball team?"
"Idiot of coarse I mean the baseball team." Becky said hitting Mel in the arm. (S/N: IT'S MORE THAN JUST A BASEBALL TEAM! Football and baseball are a RELIGION! Who cares about the other sports? Btw, I was at the baseball game last night, and they WON! [5/22] Can I go back to bed?)
"Well sorry for not liking sports. God you'd think I could go through a day with out getting hit or ran into or tripped over. Hell I wouldn't mind a few hours extra sleep but no, I have to wake up at three on mental command and get subjected to being the punching bag. Please someone say that they at least care a little tiny bit for Mel." Mel said throwing her hands into the air.
"We care about you." Louie said which caused Mel to sigh in exasperation and roll her eyes. This caused most of them to laugh; Mel had her own way of cheering people up. (A/N: And now a comment from our beloved Bega (Or P/N).) (P/N: Did you know my bike got stolen the other day?) (A/N: Please save us his bike got stolen, well back to the story. Oh and for those who are wondering I'm talking to the idiot over the phone. Well back to what I was doing.)(S/N: Poor baby.)
"So what's this about going to Boston?" Lee asked obviously lost like most of the other people that hadn't caught on to who Becky was.
"Well I go to charity championships, being an ex-world champion. They ask if I can attend and if I can I'll go but I had, well not really, to attend this one. However I don't want to miss going to Boston, it's in my home state after all." Becky said with a smile.
"I can't remember exactly where I'm from." Mel muttered then sighed.
"My home state if you could call it that would have to be Arizona. It's nice there." Tay mussed with a slight smile. "So Mel what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Stuff." Mel muttered getting a glare from Becky. "I didn't really steal your line so stop glaring. And if you really want to know I'm going to visit with some of my other friends." (A/N: I found it! The disk had gone missing for a little while and now has been found. After about a week of calling out its name I've finally gotten a response. It was hiding under my desk way back there behind a leg of the desk out of my view. Funny how much you can find when you actually clean your room.)
"Okay, so you'll be gone all day?" Tay asked and Mel pretended not to hear her.
"We'll be living in five days." The cousins announced getting a happy sigh from Mel.
"NO! You're not allowed to live! Don't ya mean leaving? Well if you did, that's good, I don't think I could take anymore of you idiocy." Becky said with a smile. Tay looked at the others who had similar expressions of happiness. Mel leaned back and seemed to be in a slightly deep thought before nodding a little as if considering something.
"I think I'll come with you for a week or two." She said causing the cousins' mouths to drop in shock.
"You actually want to go back? Are you okay?" Louie asked blinking a little. "Oh right that event is coming up. I should have known you'd have to make an appearance."
"Of course, after all they do want to know how I've been and all." Mel said as the others were really lost, even Becky and Tay. "But only for a week or two. If I stay any longer I might get killed or something."
"We know." Dan said dryly with a roll of his eyes. After all they were half the reason why she would nearly get killed.
"So it's settled, you stay a week at Dan's." Bummer said and Dan looked at him.
"I didn't agree to it." Dan said with a glare.
"I think I might just get a hotel room." Mel mussed then stood up. "Well I'm going to get some sleep. Night." She said leaving, a few minutes latter the cousins also left so any questioning was thrown out of the window.
"Well I have a plane to catch. Bye." Becky said as she and the demolition boys left the table. Soon everyone was either gone or asleep, that was except for Mel. She climbed out of her window and went to the bolder in the garden using a jar full of fireflies she had caught. She sat there looking out at the darkened field thinking about her past, her family, and her possible future.
"You still haven't answered my question." A voice said jolting her out of her thoughts. She looked over to Kai who was standing there, arms crossed watching her.
"What question was that?" She asked as he came up and sat down next to her.
"What happened?" He asked and she sighed brushing her loose hair out of her face.
"To my family?" She asked getting a nod. "Well it's a long story."
"I'll listen." He stated somewhat arrogantly and she smirked.
"It all started when I was about five or six I can't really remember." She began looking up to the sky and he listened but relaxed a little.
"So you'll be gone until twelve?" Mel asked with a bright smile as she saw the group at the door.
"Yes, Kai has already left to somewhere. I had given him a key; remember to lock the door when you leave. The staff has been dismissed for the day." Tay said and Mel gave her a military salute.
"Have a great time." She said before walking back to her room. It was only one in the afternoon but she took long showers when she had to make sure she thoroughly washed her hair and got ready for big events. After taking her shower it was around three, which meant she had enough time to play with her hair. When she finished she looked at herself in the mirror with a smile looking at the simple black dress and up-do. It wasn't fancy but fit her, that and it wouldn't draw much attention to her. She grabbed the invitations and her shoes not really like having to wear high-heels. She went down to the main sitting room to find Kai sitting there ready to go. "Well, hello." She said with a smile handing him the invitations.
"You're looking good." He simply said looking at her a little before looking at the invitations.
"That's a Bega line." She said with a smirk but soon frowned. "I don't wanna wear my shoes." She huffed and before she knew it she was in his arms. He held her like a bride and she had to wrap her arms around his neck, she still held her shoes. She saw the invitations in his pocket so she knew they had them.
"Than I'll carry you." He said and started for the door.
"You know I should hit you, but I don't really hit friends." She said with a dry smile before they both began to laugh a little. He set her down in the car before getting in himself; they had a good thirty-minute ride to where the party was being held so she could relax before putting on her shoes. "I wonder what the others would think if they found out that we were going to this together."
"I don't know but I'd hate to hear Sam's comment." He said and Mel laughed.
"You don't like her either? I don't necessarily like her but she's useful in some ways, as an excuse to stay away from the reservation and my extended family." Mel said getting him to chuckle.
Meanwhile(Little batman flip-y thingy)
"We're here." Becky said happily as they arrived in the airport. "Come on we should go to the hotel first." She said lightly tugging on Brian's shirtsleeve. They got their things and went to their really nice hotel. Once they got checked in and their things were sent to their room Becky turned around and found someone she knew. "ERIC?!"