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"What are these again?" asked Voldemort after his 5th lemon drop.

"Lemon drops.  They're a Muggle sweet." Explained Dumbledore, while Susan Bones flew past him.

Voldemort spat out his lemon drop.  "What?  We are eating Muggle candy????"

"Yes and no.  They've stopped making them.  That's why I'm turning evil."

"Oh.  Okay.  Well, Dumbledore,.."

"Call me Albie."

"Well, Albie, I was wondering if maybe you would want to team up with me.  We could take over the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!"

"H.m…let me think about it for a second."

One second passes…

"Okay then, Voldemort."

"Yes?  Well, then you can call me Voldy!"

"Okay then, Voldy."

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"Harry!  Help!" screamed Hermione over her shoulder as Wormtail attacked her.

"Hmm…I don't know if I will." Said Harry thoughtfully.

"Please!"

"Maybe."

"Harry!  Now!"

"You've forgotten the magic word!"

"Harry, for God's sake, please help me now!" shrieked Hermione.

Harry shrugged and pushed Hermione aside.

"Hello, Wormy!" he said cheerfully.

"I shall capture you and bring you to my master."

"Nice greeting."

"I will.  Now come along, or I shall force you."

"Er..okay!  I've wanted a chat with Voldemort recently."

Wormtail led him to the Staff Table.

"My Lord, Harry Potter wants to talk to you."

"Very well, Wormtail.  Thank you."

Wormtail nodded and went to attack Hermione again.

"Well, Harry, how are you doing?  Lemon drop?" asked Dumbledore.

"Yes, thank you." Said Harry, popping one in his mouth.  "Pity they stopped making these."

"Say, Potter, I was wondering, would you like to join us and take over the world?" asked Voldemort.

"Hm…why would I do that?"

"Well, we could be our evil selves, create an army, take over the world, and have everything we ever wanted."

"Cool.  Yeah, okay, I'll join you two." Said Harry brightly.

"HARRY!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Ron, hearing what he had just said.

"What's that, Ron?" asked Harry, looking over his shoulder

"I said:  HARRY!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ron repeated.

"Oh.  Why not?"

"Because it would be wrong."

"No it wouldn't, Potter, don't listen to him."

"Why would it be wrong?"

"Because you would bring pain and torture to all those people."

"Oh.  Whatever.  I'm still joining them.  I can have whatever I want, be my evil self that I've always hidden, and do my evil laugh…MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed.

"Wait, Potter!  We want to do it too!" cried Voldemort.

"There, there, Voldy, it's okay.  He'll let us, won't you Harry?" asked Dumbledore, patting Voldemort's back.

"Yeah, okay.  1, 2, 3."

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" they laughed.

"AHHHHHHHH!" howled the Hogwarts students and they ran out of the hall.

"What do we do now, master?" asked Lucius Malfoy.

"You are dismissed, my Death Eaters.  You may go now." Said Voldemort lazily.

"Hey!  I heard Dumbledore call you Voldy!" cried Harry.  "Can I too?  Can I?  Can I?  Can I?  Can I?"

"Hmm..okay then.  If I can call you Potty."

"Deal."

"And both of you must call me Albie!" declared Dumbledore.

"Okay.  We are the Evil Threesome:  Voldy, Albie and Potty!  World, here we come!"

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