A/n: Hey peanutbutterinferno, why'd you change from peanutbuttersunshine? That was a good name. Funny. And I laughed my ass off at your review! Thanks!

Krisie: :D

Chris: :D

Both: WE'RE HAPPY!

Jill: THEY WON'T SHUT UP!

Ryu: Why don't you shut up you freaking pregnant person!

Jill: /beats the hell out of Ryu/ YOU'RE THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryu: /is dead/

Elsewhere...

Wesker: Finally my master plan is complete! I shall become the manager of Acadamy!

Manager: Screw you. You're not gonna kill me like you did Marcus! /pulls out a Model 18 machine pistol/

Wesker: Eep! /is shot/

In hell....

Satan: Any of you got any 6s?

Billy: I ALREADY GOT THEM ALL YOU IDIOT!!!!!!

Claire: I'm just gonna look around some more. /Walks around and runs into Samus Aran from Metroid/ Yo.

Samus: Wanna buy some crack? /twitches/

Claire: i'm just gonna...

Samus: DIE!!!!!!!!!!! /equips Plasma beam and shoots at Claire until suddenly.../

Brody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /falls on top of Samus/

Rebecca: /lands on top of Brody and gets off/ Hello Claire. Where's Billy?

Billy: /Hears her LOVE BUNNY!!!!!!!!! /runs to Rebecca/

Rebecca: SWEETY!!!!!!!!!! /runs to Billy but falls into a lava pit/

All: HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back on earth...

Frodo: Lets go hobbitses! /runs like Gollum/

Gollum: Aren't I supposed to be like that?

Sam: Who cares. Lets get a burger. /walks with Gollum to some place/

Elsewhere....

Building A: Wasup my homies.

Building B C And D: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Building A: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Nemesis's home...

Rubber ducky: /pants/ where to hide..../dives under a dust bunny/

Nemesis: /steps on him/

In peanutbutterinferno's home...

PBI: So...What you're telling me is that I'm just some lonely guy who is taking out all his anger at a story because he can't get a girl?! Boulderdash!

Boulder: Whatever you want chief. /tramples PBI/ Ewwwwwwwwww...I got blood on my nice dirt suit!

END!!!!!!!!

Yawn: Welp, I'm done.

Bob the alien: I'm finally back from Pluto! /is in a space suit/

Yawn: Oooooooooooook...Why'd you go?

Bob: You said you threw your frisby at it!

Yawn: ......./looks around/

Bob: Why ya looking around?

Yawn: YAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /leaps on Bob and eats him/

Bob: Hold me mommy...It's dark...

A/n: Hope you all liked this! Enjoy! I'll try to update as much as I can between talking to my gf and beating the shit outta my little brother (Justin, if you're reading I WANT MY $20 BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) R&R PLEASE!