Chapter one:
The Game!

Ukime: It works! It works! -screams- IT WORKS. IT. WORKS. -runs around screaming happily-

Miiru: -blinks- . . . . . . -tilts head- WHAT works, may I ask? xx

Ukime: IT. IT, DARN IT! IT!

Miiru: And what is . . . it?

Ukime: . . .IT. xx Does IT NEED a name?

Miiru: Yes. It does, actually.

Ukime: . . . . . . . .NO, IT DOESN'T. oo -holds up remote control- IT never needs a name. Just because it's . . .IT.

Miiru: . . . IT' is a remote control. -twitch- --' IT already has a name.

Ukime: IT IS NOT A REMOTE CONTROL. xx It's IT. IT, darn it!

Miiru: . . . And the difference is?

Ukime: IT'S IT. xx

Miiru: . . .Off the topic of the name, what does IT' do? --;

Ukime: IT does . . .STUFF. -nodnod-

Miiru: What KIND of stuff?

Ukime: . . . -presses button on remote and turns on the TV- . . .THAT.

Miiru: -blinks- Anything ELSE?

Ukime: . . .Let IT explain. oo -presses another button, changing the channel on the TV-

Boring old person thing on the TV: Welcome! You have entered the realm of insani -

Ukime: Booorriing. -changes channel-

Another person on the TV: AND NOW . . . WE BRING YOU . . .CHEEESSEEE!

Ukime: Stuuupid. -changes channel-

ANOTHER person on the TV: And . . .And . . . I can't do a cartwheel and - NO! DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL. PLEASE. ;; YOU'LL BE LIKE EVERYONE -

Ukime: . . . -changes channel-

Yet ANOTHER person on the TV: Would you like to see all your favorite anime? Even better, MEET all your characters? With IT?!

Ukime: YES! YEEESSS!

The TV person thing: THEN PRESS IT' NOW!

Miiru: -blinks- . . . You gotta be kidding me. oo There is NOT an IT' button on IT.

Ukime: -points to IT button on IT-

Miiru: . . . -blinks- . . .I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO IS WRITING THIS. I SWEAR I SHALL TEAR THEM TO PIECES FOR BEING SO -STUPID- TO PUT AN IT' BUTTON ON IT!

Ukime: . . . -looks around and whistles- -thwaps Miiru-

Miiru: -thwapped- xx My God . . . YOU'RE writing this? -thwaps the readers- ALL OF YOU. HIDE. SOMEWHERE FAR, FAR AWAY.

Ukime: Awww . . . It's not THAT bad. Now, should we or shouldn't we?

Miiru: We SHOULDN'T. It's a bad idea. Very, very bad idea. --; The person who writes that should CARE about that, right?

Ukime: . . .Not really.

Miiru: Then you're a bad author. ;

Ukime: No, I just have bad ideas. -holds up IT- Where should we go FIRST?

Miiru: . . . -.-

Ukime: SHAMAN KING IT IS. -repeatedly presses IT' button-

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