a/n: How are all you today?
Brody: Come on. Just do the show.
Wesker: YOU HAD ME SHOT LAST CHAPTER!
Brody: You asked for it!
Wesker: How?!
Brody: You slept with my brother! You freak! /throws up again/
Wesker: Oh. Well I was high and drunk! I took a lot of POCAINE.
Jill: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm running with scissors! /trips and pokes her eye out/ Owies!
Ryu: /is now growing a beard and is fat/ Idiot.
At Chris's house!
Krisie: Wow! Cool house!
Chris: I know. It took me my entire life to get every single gun made to now, but I did it. Then I built this house with them. :)
Krisie: /pounces on Chris and starts kissing him/
Some guy: /pulls a black thing over the screen/ You perverts. This ain't a porno.
ELSEWHERE!
Building A: Oh my God! It's Elephant mouse! /tries to run but falls and crushes 1 billion french people/
Elephant mouse: /eats all the french people/ Yum.
SUDDENLY!
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD WENT BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lots of big letters and exclamation points, huh?)
THEN IT WENT PPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN THEY ALL WENT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN IT ALL WENT DEAD!
THE END!
Yawn: Yet another chapter done in the name of humanity.
Bob: /is inside Yawn/ But you're a snake!
Yawn: Shut up human!
Bob: Yes sir!
Yawn: Ok! Lets move soldier! /gets Sephiroth's masamune and runs into a crowd of french people/
a/n: And now a preview of the next chapter.
Steve: Claire. I'm pregnant.
ALL IN THE NEXT ACTION PACKED EPISODE OF! REALLY RANDOM STORY: RERANDOMIZED!
And now a word from our sponsors.
Announcer: 5 4 3 2 1 KILLING SPREE!
Random dude: We like to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhtay!
Random gal: We like to paaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhtay!
Random dog: Woof woof woof wooooooooooooooooofay!
a/n: Ok. It's really the end now. Just move along. That's right. There's no dead body behind me. No it's not my brother. Bye. Go buy some Powerade. However you spell it..
Brody: Come on. Just do the show.
Wesker: YOU HAD ME SHOT LAST CHAPTER!
Brody: You asked for it!
Wesker: How?!
Brody: You slept with my brother! You freak! /throws up again/
Wesker: Oh. Well I was high and drunk! I took a lot of POCAINE.
Jill: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm running with scissors! /trips and pokes her eye out/ Owies!
Ryu: /is now growing a beard and is fat/ Idiot.
At Chris's house!
Krisie: Wow! Cool house!
Chris: I know. It took me my entire life to get every single gun made to now, but I did it. Then I built this house with them. :)
Krisie: /pounces on Chris and starts kissing him/
Some guy: /pulls a black thing over the screen/ You perverts. This ain't a porno.
ELSEWHERE!
Building A: Oh my God! It's Elephant mouse! /tries to run but falls and crushes 1 billion french people/
Elephant mouse: /eats all the french people/ Yum.
SUDDENLY!
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD WENT BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lots of big letters and exclamation points, huh?)
THEN IT WENT PPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN THEY ALL WENT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN IT ALL WENT DEAD!
THE END!
Yawn: Yet another chapter done in the name of humanity.
Bob: /is inside Yawn/ But you're a snake!
Yawn: Shut up human!
Bob: Yes sir!
Yawn: Ok! Lets move soldier! /gets Sephiroth's masamune and runs into a crowd of french people/
a/n: And now a preview of the next chapter.
Steve: Claire. I'm pregnant.
ALL IN THE NEXT ACTION PACKED EPISODE OF! REALLY RANDOM STORY: RERANDOMIZED!
And now a word from our sponsors.
Announcer: 5 4 3 2 1 KILLING SPREE!
Random dude: We like to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhtay!
Random gal: We like to paaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhtay!
Random dog: Woof woof woof wooooooooooooooooofay!
a/n: Ok. It's really the end now. Just move along. That's right. There's no dead body behind me. No it's not my brother. Bye. Go buy some Powerade. However you spell it..