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October 13, in Wal-Mart
"VOLDY! POTTY!" yelped a delighted Dumbledore, pushing his way through the people to meet his companions.
"ALBIE!" they both shouted, spreading their arms.
Dumbledore ran into Voldy's arms, who spun him around.
Harry began to cry.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Don't cry, Potty! I'll sail into your arms!" yelled Voldy, and he ran about 8 feet away from him and then he ran into Harry's arms, who spun him around, but Voldy was slightly too heavy, so they both fell onto the stack of Lemon Drops, which were the last in the country.
"LEMON DROPS! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" squealed Dumbledore clasping his hands.
"Will you keep it down, please, sir?" shouted a cashier, looking very annoyed.
Dumbledore glared at her, went up to her, and threw her out the window.
Immediately, everybody standing in line ran through the doors, and the alarms went off.
"ARGGHHHH! STOP THE NOISE!" screamed Harry, covering his ears.
Dumbledore flicked his wand and suddenly socks came soaring toward him.
"here, stuff these in your ears." He said, handing Harry and Voldy a pair.
"WHAT? HAVE YOU GONE MAD? JUST USE YOUR WAND TO CAST A SILENCING CHARM!" yelled a disbelieving Harry.
"er…I just lost my wand…" said Dumbledore sheepishly.
"Honestly! We need Hermione!" said Harry, rolling his eyes.
Suddenly Hermione came bursting into the door.
"What are you doing here?" shouted the threesome over the alarm
She shrugged.
"I don't know. What am I doing here?"
"We don't know. I said 'we need Hermione' and suddenly you come bursting into the door." Yelled Harry.
"What is all this noise?" asked Hermione, and she flicked her wand and the alarm stopped.
They all stood around for a few minutes, till Dumbledore broke the silence.
"Say, Potty, why didn't you use your wand?" asked a grumpy Dumbledore.
Harry looked dumbstruck. "er…I don't know…it just didn't occur to me…."
"And what about me? You could have asked me!" Voldy burst out, upset.
"I'm sorry, Voldy, I really am." Said Harry casting his eyes downward.
"oh my God, I just can't watch this!" exclaimed Hermione, putting her hands over her eyes.
"Why not? I was just saying sorry…" said Harry, looking at her.
"I just can't see you three together, all being friendly! I mean, he's V-Voldemort! He tried to kill you!" yelled Hermione, pointing an accusing finger at Voldy.
Voldy's eyes brimmed with tears.
"I—I'm so-sorry!" he sniveled. "I really am! Please forgive me, what-ever-your-name-is! And Potty and Albie! I'm so sorry!"
"We forgive you!" sang Harry and Dumbledore in unison.
Hermione looked thoughtful for a moment.
"I guess I forgive you too. Where is Ron?" she asked.
Suddenly Ron appeared out of thin air.
"What?!" exclaimed the 4 people present in the Wal-Mart.
"You can't Apparate!" protested Hermione.
Ron looked around.
"You're right. I can't. But I just did. Where am I?" he asked, looking very confused.
"You're in Wal-Mart!" squeaked Voldy.
"Oh. Okay. What are we doing here?" asked Ron.
"That's a good question." Said Hermione. "What are we doing here?"
The evil threesome looked at each other evilly and replied with an evil gleam in their eyes.
"We're waiting for our army." They replied evilly.
"What does it consist of?" asked Hermione curiously while Ron looked terrified of all the evil.
"It consists of us, the Evil Munchers, my victims, Potty's patients, and Voldy's customers." Replied Dumbledore, beaming.
"Victims? Patients? CUSTOMERS?" echoed Hermione and Ron.
"Why yes. I opened a factory for making coconut suntan-lotion, but I put on the bottle that it was pineapple, so all the people who were allergic to coconut had to go to the doctor's office, where I hung posters saying they should join our army." Explained Dumbledore, grinning evilly.
"Whooo…you're evil!" exclaimed Ron, staring at him.
"And I opened a psychiatrist office. I cut lightening-bolt scars in my patients forehead, and made them say that they would follow me. So they are also part of the army." Said Harry, also grinning evilly.
"And I, I opened a tattoo shop and gave all my customers the Dark Mark, and when it burns they will come here." Added Voldy, grinning evilly like his two partners.
"You're so evil!" screamed Hermione.
"YES!" shouted the trio.
"I want to join your army too!" added Ron.
"RON!" yelled Hermione in horror.
"What? I do. I'm not going to be killed." Said Ron, shrugging. The threesome beamed at him.
"That's the spirit!" squeaked Dumbledore.
"But Ron…" Hermione said.
"What are you going to do then, Hermione? Aren't you going to join us? Ms. Ginny Weasley has already joined us." Said Voldemort.
"WHAT?" yelled the other people present. One in horror, the others in delight.
"Ginny's joined?" squealed a delighted Harry.
"My baby sister! I'm so proud!" said Ron, his eyes brimming with tears.
"OH MY GOD! EVERYBODY'S GONE NUTS! HELP ME! HELP ME! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! GET ME OUT OF WAL-MART!" shrieked Hermione, running around in circles.
She started banging her head on the wall, howling and then, suddenly she disappeared with a pop.
The others stared at the spot she had been standing.
"I thought she couldn't Apparate." Said Ron finally.
"Me too." added Harry.
Ginny suddenly burst into Wal-Mart.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed evilly, throwing her head back.
"Oh, hello, Ginny!"
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responses:
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Bug2Buggie: Same with me…mothers! I crave for fire! I like gasoline too! and I looooovvve scissors! They're fantastic objects! MUHAHAHAHA! Hope you liked this chapter!
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Ami-Gryffindor89: MUHAHAHAHAHA! I hope you liked this chapter! Is it evil enough? A lot of bursting and sudden appearances and disappearances…oooohhhhhh
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