Disclaimer:  Still waiting on that plastic surgery…

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"HELLO EVERYONE!" screamed Ginny, flinging her arms open.

Voldy got the wrong impression and ran into her arms, knocking her over.  Together they fell onto the stack of deodorants.

"ARGGGHHHHHH!  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT, YOU STUPID SNAKE-HEAD!?" screeched Ginny, pushing Voldemort off her.

"I'mmmm sooooooo sooooorrrrrryyyy!!!!!!!!!!" wailed Voldemort, struggling to stand upright.  Albie (Dumbledore) went to him and helped him.

Harry went to Ginny and took her in his arms and kissed her deeply. 

( I don't know why, he just does)

"WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?" bellowed Ron, pointing his finger at the pair, who were still kissing passionately.

"YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU TRAITOR!  MY BABY SISTER!  ARGGGHHHH! I'M GOING MAD!  CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THE SNOGGING NOW?" shrieked Ron, covering his eyes.

Harry and Ginny broke apart.

"Ron, you stupid prat, stop that.  Harry and I love each other, and there's nothing you can do about it!" she said a-matter-of-factly.

"You love each other?" echoed Ron.

"We love each other?" echoed Harry.

"Yes.  Yes." Answered Ginny.

Harry grinned.  "Okay."

"But I love you, Ginny!" cried Voldemort.

"You do?" asked Ginny.

"Yes!"

"Oh.  Okay, Harry go away, I'm with Voldy now." She said, taking Voldy's hand.

Harry started crying.  Albie went to comfort him.

"No!!!  NO!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG!  ALL WRONG!" bellowed Ron, taking out a booklet.

"What is wrong, Won?" asked Voldemort. " I mean Qon..No,…er…don't say it…Yuton?"

Ron stared furiously at him.  "It's Ron, you stupid snake-head!"

"Hey!" objected Ginny.  "That's my line!"

"What was wrong, Ron?" asked Harry.

"What's that booklet?" asked Albie curiously.

"This is ….the script!" announced Ron dramatically.

"The script?" the others asked blankly.

"yes, the lines we are supposed to say.  Don't tell me you haven't read these?!" exclaimed Ron, flipping through the pages.

"er…"

"Well, it says here that after Ginny says that she and Harry love each other, I say "you love each other?  And then Ginny says yes, and then Dumbledore sings that song "congratulations."

"Ohhhhh…." Said Voldemort.  "So I don't love Ginny?"

"No."

"Okay."

"Well, let's do that part again, shall we?" asked Ron, stuffing the booklet away.

"Yes, okay." Answered Albie, clearing his throat and preparing to sing Congratulations.

"Ron, you stupid prat, stop that.  Harry and I love each other, and there's nothing you can do about it!" Ginny said a-matter-of-factly.

"You love each other?" echoed Ron.

"Yes." Answered Ginny. 

Dumbledore remained silent.  Voldy poked him. "It's your turn." He whispered.

"It is?"

"Yes!"

Albie cleared his throat again.

"Congratulations!  Ginny and Harry!  You will go down in history!  Congratulations!" he sang in an opera voice (that song is from My Fair Lady, with Audrey Hepburn and Rex Harrison).

They all wiped tears from their eyes.

"Beautiful!" proclaimed Ron.

Suddenly the Evil Munchers, the patients with the scars, the customers with the tattoos, and the victims of Albie, who all had rashes on their bodies, and posters in their hands, stormed in.

"WELCOME!!!!" sang Albie in his opera voice.

The army looked at each other with their eyebrows raised.

"Excuse him for his rubber ducky." Said Harry, pointing to the rubber duck in Dumbledore's hand, which suddenly appeared, like magic.

"And his bunny slippers." Added Ginny.  "Poof" and the slippers appeared.

"And his Santa Hat." Added Voldemort.  That was already there.

"Basically, just excuse him, he's ridiculous." Said Harry.  Albie started to do his Happy/Evil dance.

The army nodded.

"I'm so happy…"

He shook his derriere and flailed his arms in the air, looking like he was drowning or something.

All the people in Wal-Mart sighed deeply, and Ginny and Harry started kissing again.  Ron let out a shriek and ran into the row of soupcans, which fell onto his head and knocked him unconscious.

Voldemort and the Army started playing Hide-and-Seek, Voldy was it, but he started crying because he didn't want to be it, so Lucius Malfoy, the kind soul that he is, volunteered to be it.

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Hope you liked this chapter!  It's kind of long!  Whoopee!

Reviewers, I'm lovin' ya!

Sophian/Happy Li'l Reviewer:  thank you!  I'm glad you like my humorous story too!

Happy Snakes Rule:  Yeah, that was evil!  I'm glad you liked those parts!  I love the people appearing too!  Haha!  I hope you like the script part!  Hope you liked this chapter!

AnimeAngel90:  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I'm always hyper, and evil of course!  And I'm a brilliant master-mind, that's why I'm the perfect person to take over the world.  You wanna help?

Bug2Buggie:  Hehehehehehe…Thanks!

TOmLoVeR17:  OKAY!  MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Even if that isn't the 'evil' thing to do.  I should put a horrible cliffie on it or something….

Ivory Tower:  Thanks! Wal-Marts are the perfect places to start a secret, evil, organization!  I don't know if they exist in Britain though…hmm…well, let's just say they all flew over to America!