I'm soooo sorry I couldn't update! I was suspended from fanfiction for a week!
And I don't even know why!
So again, I'm very sorry!
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Albie had stopped dancing and was looking around him. Harry and Ginny were still kissing (do they ever stop?), Ron was still unconscious, and Lucius Malfoy was counting while the rest of the army was hiding. Albie saw Voldy hiding behind a rack of underpants.
"45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50!! Ready or not, here I come!" yelled Lucius.
He began looking all over the place, but he couldn't see anybody, even though they were plain in view. One person, in fact, was hiding behind a bike, with his butt sticking in the air.
"Oi! Evil Muncher!" called Albie.
"I?" asked Lucius, turning around.
"yes."
"What is it?"
"Why can't you see anybody? They're all plain in sight…" said Albie.
"Oh? Er…I forgot my glasses…" said Lucius lamely.
Albie sighed and put his hand in his pocket.
"Aren't you going to make me a pair of glasses?" asked Lucius after 5 minutes.
"What? Whatever gave you that idea?" asked Albie, very surprised.
"Well, you reached into your pocket, like you were going to take out your wand…"
"I lost my wand, and there are Muggles around." Said Albie, shrugging.
"Oh."
"Yep."
"Oh."
"Yep."
"OH."
"YEP,"
"OH!"
"YEP!"
"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THAT?" screamed Ginny, who had finally unglued herself from Harry and was standing there, glaring at them.
"Er.."
"Okay."
"SAY, you!" called a voice.
"I?" asked Lucius again.
"Yes you! Aren't you going to come look for us anymore?"
"OH yes,…I forgot! I'm so sorry!" squealed Lucius.
"No, enough playing!" shouted Harry, clasping his hands together. "We have to start making plans to take over the world!"
Ginny beamed at him.
The Army muttered and came out of their hiding places. Voldy came to stand next to Harry and Ginny and Albie.
'Er…I call this meeting to order!" said Harry.
The Army murmured.
"Okay…so…er…" stammered Harry.
"help me out here!" he whispered frantically to Albie, Voldy and Ginny.
Ginny cleared her throat.
"OKAY! STAND UP STRAIGHT! WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS ONE STEP AT A TIME!" she shouted.
The Army stood up straight and looked at her fearfully.
"YOU WILL OBEY ME, HARRY, VOLDY AND ALBIE."
The Army murmured incoherently.
"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT!" Ginny screamed.
The Army winced and said "YES, MA'M!"
"VERY GOOD. NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT OUR GOAL IS?"
"Ma'm, yes, ma'm!"
"EXCELLENT. WHAT IS IT?"
"Er…"
"Hm.."
"I think…"
Ginny looked at them through slitted eyes.
"She is really scary…" whispered Voldy to Albie, who nodded. Harry was looking admiringly at her.
"You, there!" she barked, pointing to a skinny bald man with a rash and a poster in his hand.
"What is our plan?" she asked.
"Er…"
"Yes?"
"Rid the world of clowns!" proclaimed the man proudly.
Ginny, Harry, Voldy and Albie, slapped their foreheads.
"NOOOOOOOOO!! CAN'T YOU READ?" yelled Ginny, pointing to the poster.
"ER…no." said the man, his head drooping.
"Then why did you come here? How did you know it was here?" asked Harry.
"Well, I know the little star means Wal-Mart, and I asked somebody when I had to be here, and I thought the poster looked kind of cool." Said the man, shrugging.
Albie beamed and smiled.
"Thank you!" he said.
Ginny and Harry slapped their foreheads, again, but this time Harry hit too hard, so he knocked himself out.
Ginny looked at Harry, who was on the floor. Then she looked at Ron, who was also still knocked out.
She sighed deeply.
Then she looked at Voldy, who was picking his nose, and at Albie, who was squealing in delight at the lemon drops.
She sighed again and looked at the Army, which was half-asleep.
Then she did the unthinkable.
She….
Exploded.
No, not really.
She summoned a Fruit Roll Up and started eating it, munching happily.
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Responses:
Bob-the-bear: Yep, I'll try! It's not in the next 3 chapters, because I've already written them! I'll try in the 13 th or 14th chapter!
Ami-Gryffindor89: Mwahahahaha! Yes, I know, I am evil. I have a cell phone. Ooooh..and I have a one-of-a-kind ringtone. I recorded it. It goes like this: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pick up the phone…now! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Yep.
Darkboy77: Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like my story! But yours, It's hilarious! I love your stories! You are the master of evil! Master of evil!
Swishy Willow Wand: Hey Turkey! What's up? Glad you like it!
Feline-go-meow: Hey there! Yes, this story is stupid. And evil. And so am I. I want to take over the world. Wanna help?
LuvinRON*182hp: Hehe….Thanks! Yes, I will keep updating. And oh yeah: Mwahahahaha!
Jen/Draca: Yes. It was odd. Thank you. Now I will chop your head off. No not really. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AnimeAngel90: Yay! Yes, I sent it to you because you asked for it?. I think…Errrrr…hehe. Anyways, LET'S GO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HappySnakesRule: Yes! I want you to help too! Yay! Yes, it's actually my happy dance, but I put it as Albie's, because I'm not in the story…yet. Hint hint. Yes, I did have fun in Chicago, even though it was snowing and here in Mississippi it's burning hot. With a light breeze, of course. I'm turning Shakespeare. I want to howl too! I want to howl too! Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeaaase? Hmmm…you gave me an idea with Remus…maybe Snape too…Muhahahahahaha!