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Suddenly Neville Longbottom burst into Wal-Mart, looking very sweaty and exhausted.
He stopped and observed the scene before him:
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were on the ground, unconscious.
Voldemort was picking his nose and examining his boogers.
Albus Dumbledore was eating Lemon Drops, squealing and clasping his hands.
Some very weird dudes and dudettes, some with scars on their foreheads, some with the Dark Mark, others with rashes and posters in their hands, were sleeping, standing up.
And Ginny Weasley was eating a Fruit Roll Up.
"Cowabunga." Said Neville.
Harry and Ron woke up and started running around yelling 'Cowabunga' and waving their hands in the air, and all the people (except the Army, which was still asleep) in Wal-Mart stared at them and then looked expectantly at Neville.
Voldemort had even stopped picking his nose momentarily.
After about 5 minutes after staring at Neville, who was doing nothing, Albie popped another Lemon Drop in his mouth and went to join Ron and Harry in their parade around Wal-Mart.
"Cowabunga! Cowabunga! Cowabunga! Cowabunga! Cowabunga! Cowa…"
"Will you stop it??" shrieked Draco Malfoy.
"How did you get here?" asked Lucius Malfoy, staring at his son.
"I am not really your son, I am an alien, and I come from Planet X." said the alien in Draco Malfoy.
"Er…okay…what are you doing in my son's body, alien?" asked Lucius.
"I want to take over the Earth."
"oh."
"And I am going to start with this Wal-Mart."
"No!" shouted Voldemort, and he snatched Albie and Potty from their parade.
"That alien wants to take over the world, and he wants to start with our Wal-Mart!" he screeched. Harry, Albie and Ginny gasped, and Harry looked at the Alien, who was now flattening his/Draco's hair.
"Must kill him." Said Harry in a monotone voice with his eyes open wide, and he pointed at the Alien, who looked very scared.
"How shall we do it?" asked Ginny.
"OH! I know! I know!" said Neville, jumping up and down.
"Hey! I had forgotten you were here!" said Ron, abandoning the Cowabunga Parade.
"Me too." said Neville, shrugging.
"So what's your brilliant idea?" asked Voldemort lazily.
"Well, we could torture him by putting him in a washing machine." Said Neville proudly.
"Well, we could always try…" said Ginny thoughtfully.
"Okay! So that's decided! Let's put him in the washing machine!" squealed Albie (he does a lot of that, doesn't he?)
"What are you going to do to me?" asked Alien Malfoy, looking very scared and backing away as they advanced on him, grinning madly.
"Help! 911! Help me!" shrieked Alien Malfoy, falling down over the pile of deodorants.
They captured him and put him in the washing machine, which had suddenly appeared, like magic.
"Argghhh….soap!" bellowed Alien Draco, soap and water getting into his mouth as he went round
and round
and round
and round
and round
and round
and round
and square
…Wait, no, that wasn't right…skip the last sentence and make that
and round
And so it went on for about an hour and half, the Army was still sleeping, the Leaders and Neville were eating popcorn, watching the show.
The Alien Draco was definitely very clean now.
Finally they let him out, and he let out a burp and many bubbles came out of his mouth.
"So…ready to give up?" asked Harry brightly.
Alien Draco looked at him
"Never." He spat.
"Are you sure?" asked Ginny, an evil glint in her eyes.
"Well, no not really." Admitted Alien Draco.
"Then why did you say that?" asked Neville.
"Well, I saw it on the Earth movies…"
"Pathetic." Spat Mad-Eye Moody.
"How did you get here?" asked Harry.
"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" roared Moody, his eye swiveling all around and finally resting on a pack of Oreos.
"Are those….Oreos?" he asked weakly, pointing at the box.
"Euh..yes." answered Harry.
"WHOO-HOOOOOOO!" yelped Moody, and he threw himself at the shelf, stuffing the Oreos in his mouth.
"Well, that was interesting." Said Ron after a while, watching Moody stuff all the Oreos in the store into his lopsided mouth.
"Where's the Alien?" asked Lavender suddenly, looking around.
"And how did you get here?" asked Harry.
"Never mind that. Remember Harry, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" she shrieked.
Harry sighed and Voldemort patted his arm.
"There is the Alien! He's getting away!" screamed Ginny, pointing at the Alien Draco who was sneaking away quietly.
"GET HIM!" bellowed Harry.
The Army woke up and started running around, catching everyone except the Alien Draco.
Ginny threw herself on her precious Fruit Roll Ups to protect them from the Alien, Albie flung herself…wait no replace that…Albie flung himself on his Lemon Drops, which were the last in the world, and Voldemort threw himself on Lavender.
"What are you doing?" Lavender squeaked at Voldemort.
Voldemort shrugged
"Well, everybody is flinging themselves on something or someone…"
"You don't have to, we have to catch that Alien!" yelled Ron.
Neville finally pushed his way through the ground and hollered.
"AAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" and in slow motion he fell on top of the Alien, who was flattened immediately.
"Congratulations, Oh Great Neville, You will go down in history! Congratulations, oh Great Neville!" sang Albie in his opera voice.
Neville grinned and took a bow, and the people in Wal-Mart all started to clap.
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