"So." Said Harry after Neville had smooched the Alien.

"So." Said Ginny, getting off her Fruit Roll Ups.

"So." Said Ron, doing nothing at all.

"So." Said Neville, getting off of the now pancake Alien.

"So…" said Voldy, looking at Lavender.

"So what?" she asked and she disappeared.

"Errr……" said Lucius Malfoy, staring at the Alien, which was still in Draco's body.

Suddenly there was a flash of pink light and Draco stood up.

"Errrrr…" said Lucius Malfoy

"Hello everybody.  I love you!" Draco said.

"I love you too!" squealed Voldy.

"Are you Draco Malfoy?" asked Harry, looking at him suspiciously.

"Yes.  A horrible alien took over my body, but now he is gone.  Why do I have soap in my mouth?"

"We put you in the washing machine." Answered Ginny.

"Oh.  And why am I so flat?" asked D. Malfoy.

"I jumped on you." Replied Neville.

"Oh.  What are we doing here?" asked Draco curiously, looking around. 

The Army was just standing around, Moody was still eating Oreos, Hermione and Lavender had disappeared, and the rest was looking at him.

"Er…we're having a secret meeting." Replied Albie proudly.

"Ooooooooooooooooohhhhh!  I loooooovvve secrets!" squealed Draco Malfoy in a very loony toon-like voice.

"Errrr…." Said Lucius Malfoy.

"Er…okay.  So go away now, Draco." Ordered Harry, pointing at the door.

Draco's eyes filled with tears.

"BUU-UT  I DON'T WANT TO GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he wailed, flinging himself on the floor and beating it with his fists.

"Errrr…" said Lucius Malfoy.

"There, there, my little Dragon, I'm sure you can stay."  He added soothingly, helping Draco up.

"Really?" asked Draco, wiping away his tears.

"No.  Go away Draco, we don't like you." Answered Ginny, linking arms with Harry.

Draco started crying again.

Suddenly Luna Lovegood drove into Wal-Mart with bright green sports car.

"Heeelllllllllllllllllllllooooooo, man!  I come from the island Jamaica!" she said with a Jamaican accent.

"Errrrr…." Lucius Malfoy said.

"Cool Car!" yelled Moody with his mouth still full of Oreos.

"Thank you, man!  I buy it in the store down the street!" answered Luna, getting out of the car, still talking with that Jamaican accent.

"How was Jamaica?" asked Parvati.

"Now how did you get here?" shouted Harry, very confused.

"Remember, Harry, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" Parvati screeched at him.

Harry went rigid and his eyes bulged

And he started banging his head against the wall.

Then he started running around in little circles.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I'M GOING NUTS!  EVERYBODY KEEPS APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING!  ARRGGHHHH GET ME OUT OF WAL-MART!" he howled.

Suddenly he disappeared with a pop.

"Errrrrrr….." said Lucius Malfoy.

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Responses:

Ivory Tower:  Yes, I love that part too! 

AnimeAngel90:  or Angela, whatever you like, Yes, I love chocolate…thank you!  I liked the last chapter a lot too!  Yes, they were purposeful!  Muhahahahahahahahahaha!  That's my evil laugh!  (looks evilly)

HappySnakesRule:  Sexy Remus will be coming soon….Mmmmmm…Okay, I want to read our evil plans…Muhahahahaha!  *looks suspiciously around the room* then sees she's in the middle of Wal-Mart, and everybody is staring at her.*  Errrr….