Ginny started wailing loudly, banging her fists on the floor.

"POTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sobbed Voldy and Albie.

Everybody in Wal-Mart started crying, Moody even stopped eating Oreos.  Luna was sobbing on her bright green car.

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Harry, Hermione and Lavender were on a deserted island in the Caribbean, and a ship with black sails was sailing away.

A girl with an under dress on and a man with a pirate outfit on were standing on the beach, arguing.

"Errrrr…" said Lucius Malfoy, who was not there.

"I think we landed in the wrong story." Said Hermione.

"Aye." Agreed Harry.

"Oi!  Author!  You put us in the wrong story!" shouted Lavender, waving to the sky.

"You think I'm in the sky?" asked EvilSeamonkey, who appeared, very amused.

"Errrrrr…." Said Lucius Malfoy, who was in the Wal-Mart, but his voice was in the Caribbean.

"Well, yeah, I don't know where else you would be…" said Lavender lamely.

"Wrong answer!  I don't like you, so bye!" said EvilSeamonkey, waving at Lavender, who disappeared.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Harry.

"Errrrrr…" said Lucius Malfoy, who was still in Wal-Mart.

"Why are you saying no?  You don't like her." Said EvilSeamonkey.

"Oh.  Okay." Said Harry.

"Well, I'm going now." Said EvilSeamonkey.

"But we're in the wrong story!" complained Hermione.

"Oh yes." Said EvilSeamonkey, and she snapped her fingers.

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"Let's play a game until Harry comes back." Suggested Ron, who had stopped crying.

Luna stopped crying and honked the horn on her bright green car.  She started playing a melody.

The Army and the other people started tap-dancing.

"I want to dance too." Said Draco Malfoy brightly, getting off of the floor.

He went to Ginny and helped her up.

Then he kissed her.

"Errrrrr…" said Lucius Malfoy.

"WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?" yelled Harry, pointing at them.

"How did you get here?" asked Parvati.

"Remember, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" Harry roared.  Parvati winced and then she started banging her head on the wall.

"Errrrrr…" said Lucius Malfoy.

Ginny had unglued herself from Draco with a hand; Draco now had a bright red handprint on his cheek.

"It was him!" she yelled, pointing at Draco.

"I don't believe you." Said Harry coldly.

Ginny flung herself on Harry.

"It's true." She said.

"Okay." Harry said and he kissed her.

Draco cried and Lucius Malfoy said,

"Errrrrrr…"

Then Harry and Ginny disappeared and Hermione appeared.

Ron was shocked, and then he became very happy.

"Hermione!" he yelled happily, and he went to her and kissed her.

"Errrrrr…." Said Lucius Malfoy.

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Responses:

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