The very sexy Remus Lupin suddenly flew down from the sky and landed on Fleur Delacour, who had popped up from the ground, just like that.

"Whaz are 'ou doing heere?" she asked, amazed that such a sexy man had just dropped on her.

"Errrr…" said Lucius Malfoy.

"I don't know." Explained Remus, looking puzzledly around him.

The spirit of Sirius suddenly also flew down, but he had wings and a halo.

"I have come to tell you what you are doing here, my Marauder friend." It said in a mysterious, mystical, kind-of-whisper-but-not-really voice.

Remus was astonished.  Sirius here?  He blinked.  Then he saw it wasn't really Sirius, it was a flying monkey.

Remus,sighed, getting of off Fleur, who dived into the ground again.

"Errrr…" said Lucius Malfoy.

"Remus Lupin.  How nastingly interesting.  So, can I ask you a couple of questions?" asked Rita Skeeter, holding a bright pink Quill in her hand.  She had climbed out of the trunk of Luna's bright green sports car.

"Where's your acid green, disgusting, stupid, evil Quick-Quotes Quill?" asked Albie, frowning at her.

After all, she had called him an obsolete dingbat. 

"Well, er…it died." Said Rita Skeeter, looking very sad.

"Errrr…" said Lucius Malfoy.

The people who knew Rita Skeeter started dancing happily at hearing about the death of the Quick Quotes Quill.

Except the flying monkey, who couldn't walk, he flew in the air and did loop-the-loops.

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"Where are we?" Ginny asked Harry.

"I dunno." Answered Harry.

"Errrrr…" said Lucius Malfoy, who was somewhere else.

"Harry…I think we're in…Candy Land!" Ginny screamed, tossing herself in the candy around them.

"Yay!" Harry yelled like a happy 3-year-old and he started stuffing candy in his mouth.

Suddenly the Great Mud Monster appeared, and ate him.

The Dirt Bubble, that is.

Then he also ate the other him.

That would be the Sand Yeti.

And then Harry stuffed him in his mouth.

Yes, it was the Gingerbread Man.

The Gingerbread Man, however, jumped out of Harry's mouth and ran away.

"Run, Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!" he squealed.

Then Ginny lunged for him and caught him.

"How did you catch him?" asked Harry, panting as he arrived in front of Ginny, who was muching happily on the Gingerbread Man.

"I didn't run.  I lunged." She said simply.

Harry smiled at her, kissed her and began eating candy again.

Suddenly a giant cheese puff appeared.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" bellowed Harry despairingly, pointing at the giant cheese puff named 'The Giant Cheese Puff".

"What is the matter, Harry, my darling?" asked Ginny, fluttering her eyelashes at him over the candy canes.

"IT'S A GIANT CHEESE PUFF!" shrieked Harry.

"So what?" asked Ginny.  "Just eat it."

"Nooooo!  This is Candy Land!  There isn't supposed to be a Giant Cheese Puff!" shouted Harry furiously.

Suddenly the Giant Cheese Puff disappeared.

Harry sighed, very relieved.

"Phew…that was close."

"Close to what?" asked Ginny.

"Errrrr…." Said Lucius Malfoy, who was currently in Wal-Mart.

Like magic, a tomato appeared in mid air and fell on the chocolate candy bars in front of Harry.

"Gasp!" gasped Harry, pointing a shaking finger at the tomato.

The tomato suddenly turned around, revealing eyes, a nose and a mouth which was smirking evilly.

"Hello, Tarry Potteh." It said.

"Euh…that would be Harry Potter." Harry corrected.

"Whatever." Said the tomato, rolling its eyes.  "I am the Evil Tomato.  Now run for your life."

"Why?" asked Harry.

"Because I am going to catch you and make you my slave forever." Said the Evil Tomato.

"But how can you catch me?  You can't walk!" exclaimed Harry.

"I will flutter." Said the Evil Tomato.

Ginny had heard everything and grabbed Harry by the arm.

"Shall we run from the Evil Tomato who is going to flutter after us?" she asked.

"Oh yes, let's." said Harry, and together they ran for their Fruit-Roll Ups.

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Disclaimer:  I do not own Winky the very distressed elf with a tomato-shaped nose.

Swishy Willow Wand:  thank you!  Hehe…yes, that's about the same as me!

Bug2Buggie:  Yes, I absolutely looooove that movie!  Johnny Depp is so hot! 

ElizabethMM:  Hello again.  Hmmm…I never really thought about that…maybe because I don't think that God is a person.  Anyways, thank you for reviewing my story.  I also added another chapter to the Ginny's fifth year diary, which is now called Descending from Heaven to Hell.  Thanks again.  Muhahaha.

HappySnakesRule:  thank you!  Yes, here is the very sexy Remus Lupin!  *sighs*

AnimeAngel90:  It's pretty funny how you always review after Jenny here!  I can't wait to read the plans!