And they burst right into Wal-Mart.
"Huh?" Huh-ed Harry.
"I speculate there was, unambiguously, a type of transferring contraption with superfluous ascendancies." Said Hermione.
Translated: I guess there was, unmistakably, a sort of transporting device with extra powers."
"Errrr…." Said Lucius Malfoy.
"What the heck was that?" asked people in Wal-Mart.
"That was my assumption." Said Hermione simply.
"Riiiiiggghtt." Said Ron, then he turned to Harry and Ginny.
"So how did you get here?" he asked.
" I guess there was, unmistakably, a sort of transporting device with extra powers." Said Ginny, shrugging.
"That's what I just said!" exclaimed Hermione.
"Oh did you really?" asked Voldy, half-interested.
"Yes!" Hermione burst out, annoyed.
"Ah, nous ne comprenons pas ces mots tres longues, mademoiselle." Said Remus politely, speaking perfect French.
Translation: Oh, we do not understand those very long words, miss."
"Err…" said Lucius Malfoy.
"cum didicis Gallice loqui?" asked Harry in fluent Latin.
Translation: "When did you learn French?"
"Errrr…" said Lucius Malfoy again.
"Euh..je ne sais pas, monsieur." Said Remus again in French.
Translation: I don't know, sir.
"WHAT'S UP WITH THE LANGUAGES?" screamed Ginny, except it was in ancient Egyptian.
"Errrrr…" said Lucius Malfoy.
Ron glared.
At everyone, including the author.
EvilSeamonkey sighed.
"Okay, okay, I guess that was a bit freaky." And she snapped her fingers.
"But I really wanted Remus here to speak French…he would be even sexier." She explained, and then she disappeared.
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Suddenly a dog walked into Wal-Mart, sniffed Voldy's leg, and peed on it.
Then it walked out again.
"Errrr.." said Lucius Malfoy.
"ieeeeewww!" cried Voldy, looking at his leg.
"Well, I guess we'll just have to put your pants in the washing machine." Said Albie with an evil grin.
Voldy's eyes widened as he looked at all the people around him.
"No way am I going to take off my pants!" he exclaimed.
"Okay, I'll do it for you." Offered Moody, coming forth with his mouth full of Oreos.
Voldy backed away. "No!" he squeaked.
"Okay." Said Moody, and he walked to his precious Oreos again.
"Well, we'll just have to put you in the washing machine." Said Harry.
"But I don't want to!" whined Voldy.
"Okay, I have a solution." Said Ron.
"Oh boy." Sighed Ginny.
"We'll all turn around as Voldy takes his pants off and then he can wear one of the Wal-Mart pants." Said Ron.
Hermione beamed at him. "That was brilliant, Ron!"
"Why thank you, Hermione." Answered Ron.
So the Army and the Leaders and the Friends,
(Rita Skeeter had run out of Wal-Mart when people were laughing maniacally at hearing that the Quick Quotes Quill had died.)
, all turned around while Voldy took off his pants.
All but one.
Albie was peeking.
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