"Heeeee's peeeekkkiiiinnnggg!" screeched Voldy, pointing an accusing finger at Albie.
Everybody turned to Albie and glared at him.
He cast his eyes downward. "I'm sorry." He whispered.
"We will have to punish you." Said Harry.
"Yes." Agreed Ginny.
"I have the perfect plan." Said Ron.
"Oh boy." Said Hermione.
"So what are we going to do, Ron?" asked the very sexy Remus.
"We are going to make him give his Lemon Drops away." Ron said.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" shrieked Albie, throwing himself on his precious Lemon Drops.
"Isn't that a little too much torture?" asked Voldy hesitantly.
The others agreed. Ron shrugged. "I thought you might want the ultimate torture, but I guess not."
"Why don't we just make him…take off his pants while everybody is watching!" exclaimed Ginny evilly.
Albie looked horrified, the rest of the people also smirked evilly.
"Yes. Brilliant, Ginny." Said Harry and he kissed her again.
"Take off the pants! Take off the pants! Take off the pants!" chanted everybody.
Albie, blushing furiously, took off his pants, only to reveal a little black Speedo swimpants. Only they didn't really look like pants, more like the bottom of a bikini.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" bellowed everybody, putting their hands before their eyes.
"Put it back on! Put it back on!" yelled Bellatrix Lestrange, an Evil Muncher.
The flying monkey was screeching like it was a lunatic. It probably was, anyways.
The bright green sportscar which was parked in the middle of Wal-Mart turned an ugly purple color, Luna Lovegood jumped into her now ugly purple car and drove away, scarred for life.
Everybody in the Wal-Mart was scarred for life, bless them.
Albie put his pants back on, luckily.
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They all stayed overnight at Wal-Mart, that was their living place now. It was very useful, as everything they needed was already there. Yay.
Harry woke up.
"Itttt'sssssssssssssssssssss Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaay!" he yelled happily.
Ron didn't even open his eyes, he went to the kitchen supplies aisle and got a frying pan.
"Fry, frying pan, it's fry-day." He mumbled sleepily to the frying pan.
At that, all the frying pans jumped up and began frying whatever was nearest to them.
Which, in one case, was the flying monkey.
The flying monkey screeched and flew out of Wal-Mart.
Madame Maxime was walking down the aisle. Ginny gasped, and
Then Madame Maxime said I do.
And she was now Madame Hagrid.
Hermione gasped too,
As they saw a giant ogre coming out of the cereal box.
Yes, it was a figurine of Shrek, 1 inch tall.
Voldy shrieked with fear as he saw a frying pan hurtling toward him, preparing to fry him, because it was fry-day, as Harry pointed out.
Lucius Malfoy said "errr." and saved him.
Remus (very sexy, as I might add) saved everybody by announcing that it was F-R-I-D-A-Y not F-R-Y-D-A-Y. The frying pans stopped frying everything at once and hurtled back to the kitchen supplies aisle.
Dobby came into the supermarket and announced he was marrying
His favorite sock.
Yes, it was the one Harry had bought him, the ones that flashed different colors.
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