Hermione shrieked with fear and Albie gasped "Dobby?!"
HappySnakesRule couldn't believe her eyes, but it was indeed Dobby.
"Yes, it is me, you mortal fools." Dobby said.
"How did you get here? Weren't you dead?" asked Harry.
"Yes, I was. But Luna Lovegood came and unburied me, and then she did one of her experiments on me, and now she is dead and I am alive. I also have the ugly purple car, that is parked outside." Said the undead Dobby.
"Oh." Said HappySnakesRule and she went outside, where she found a happy snake. She said 'you rule' to it.
Neville started crying at the death of his Luna.
"Hey" said Ron. "Luna's not yours."
Neville stopped crying at once. And Malfoy started crying because Luna was his.
"Hey" said Ron. "Luna's not yours."
Malfoy stopped crying at once. And Voldy started crying because Luna was his.
"Errr…" said Lucius Malfoy. Everybody turned to him and yelled "SHUT UP!"
Then ElizabethMM came in and slapped Lucius across the face. "That is getting really old." She said and she walked out again. Then Ami-Gryffindor89 walked in, and slapped Lucius across the face, too. Then she waltzed out of Wal-Mart with Albie, who returned after Ami-Gryffindor89 was out of Wal-Mart.
Then sexy Remus said "Here is some ice, Lucius." And Darkboy77 started laughing at sexy
Remus.
Then Remus gave him 'the look' and Darkboy77 went to find Darkboy 76 in Taiwan, for no reason.
Swishy Willow Wand was looking at Remus with starry eyes. Remus avoided her because he was scared. Then he asked every so politely if she could stop staring. Swishy Willow Wand just sighed and swished her swishy willow wand. Suddenly a box of chocolates appeared. She gave them to Remus, who took them and put them on the washing machine.
Dobby was hugging and kissing the sock he was engaged to, and feline-go-meow pounced in Wal-Mart, hissed and tore up the sock with a pair of scissors because she thought that was disgusting.
Dobby started crying hysterically and Hermione went to comfort him, because she was the guardian of House-Elves. She was protecting him from everything with a great big Middle Age club with spikes. Just like Harry thought his Patronus would look like.
Harry started crying because he only had a stag as his guardian. And because he had nobody to comfort him.
"Hey!" said Ginny, glaring at the author who had just written the above sentence. "I'm here to comfort him!"
Okay…Harry started crying because he only had a stag as his guardian. And then Ginny went to him and comforted him.
"That's better." Said Ginny, holding Harry in her arms.
AnimeAngel was sitting in a chair.
Watching Mr. and Madame Hagrid being congratulated by tOmLoVeR17.
Then AnimeAngel jumped up and started doing the funky chicken, just because she wanted to. Then she ate Remus' chocolates, that he had gotten from Swishy Willow Wand, because she liked chocolate, and she rode away on a little bicycle, shouting "Fish."
TOmLoVeR17 watched the scene with raised eyebrows. Then she shrugged and started disco-dancing. And Scooby-Doo came in and lent her his sixties-wig he had used for the movie.
Then Scooby-Doo drove away on a four-wheeler, with Swishy Willow Wand running behind him, because she was doing her midnight jog, even though it wasn't midnight.
Pantalaimon started laughing. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bug2Buggie didn't like it, so she said "Shut up dude." Pantalaimon started crying, and Bug2Buggie felt guilty. So she gave Pantalaimon some oranges.
Ron was trimming the rose bushes. In them, luvingRON*182hp was hiding. Suddenly she jumped out and kissed him. Hermione came, very mad, and slapped her.
Remus gave her an icepack, too.
Ash vault rose garden suddenly burst in, and without a reason, took off Voldy's socks. Then she took Lavender's toothpick back and happy-danced out of Wal-Mart, holding Lavender's toothpick in front of her.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hope I satisfied everybody! Some people requested that I put my reviewers in a chapter, so here you go! Hope you liked it!
I only put in the people who reviewed for the last 2 chapters, so sorry if I didn't get you! I'm sure I will in another chapter, someday.
Thanks to my reviewers!