Ginny was fuming. Ron had accidentally set fire to her hat, and Harry had just thrown water on her.
She was also mad, Ron had set her favorite hat on fire. He hadn't done it purposely, but still.
And she was getting tired of doing nothing.
She went to Harry, who was sniffing his sock.
"Why are we here?" she asked, still fuming.
Harry wrinkled his nose. "You're fuming, Ginny. And we live here, remember?"
"But why aren't we being evil?" asked Ginny.
Harry thought for a long time.
Then he asked "What was the question again?"
The sock-sniffing had permanently affected his brain, obviously.
Ginny slapped her forehead and went to Albie, who was eating Lemon Drops.
Didn't he ever stop?
"Why aren't we being evil?" asked Ginny.
Albie choked on a Lemon Drop.
Ginny rolled her eyes and she hit him hard on the back. The Lemon Drop flouped, yes, flouped out of Albie's mouth and landed on Dobby's head, who fell unconscious.
"Many bunnies secretly harbor dark thoughts." Answered Albie thoughtfully.
Ginny looked at him with a cocked eyebrow and a very you-are-so-stupid expression. Then she said
"Whatever."
And she went to Voldy.
Voldy was dancing the tango with the very kind Lucius Malfoy, who had 2 handprints on his cheeks.
"Yo! Voldy-man!" shouted Bellatrix wildly.
"Wassup?" asked Voldy over his shoulder.
Before Bellatrix could answer, Ginny stopped the music.
"Hey!" protested everybody.
Ginny shot them a glare and grabbed Voldy by his collar. (Now remember, Ginny is a skinny 15 year old girl, and she just grabbed a man of about 50, who is really tall.)
"Why aren't we being evil?" she hissed.
Voldy looked scared and then shrugged. "I want a baby penguin because they are cool." And he started the music again and started dancing.
Ginny screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHH!"
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Ginny had stayed up all night, forming evil plans.
In the morning, she was in a great mood.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It is ready." She laughed maniacally.
"Great." Said Moody, still eating Oreos.
"Okay everybody! We're having a meeting!" shouted Ginny happily.
Everybody came out of the freezer.
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"This is such an evil thing we are going to do." Whispered Albie to Harry.
"Well, that's our goal, isn't it?" Harry whispered back.
The people in Wal-Mart had all split up in little groups and were bringing terror and horror all over the city.
Albie, Harry, Nott, Goyle, and Ginny were in one group, and they were standing in front of the door of an unknown house. Yes, it was unknown.
Ginny giggled and rang the doorbell.
Then she yelled "RUN!"
And they ran away.
The person opened the door and then saw nobody was there. The person was angry and started yelling at the street.
"YOU STOP IT, NOW! I MEAN IT!" and the unknown person slammed the door.
Harry giggled and so did the rest of the group. Then they went to terrorize another person.
Yes, they rang the doorbell (this time it was Albie) and ran away, leaving a very angry person who slammed the door.
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Jaha, sorry it took so long to update, but guess what!
I got a greyhound this Sunday and he is the most adorable thing ever! His name is Versace! Muhaha!
Thank you for understanding! Tahilala! Oh yes, this Friday I'm going to stop updating for about 2 weeks because my friend from Belgium is coming! Another Tahilala! But I'll keep updating until Friday, do not worry, my friends. Or enemies. Or just plain reviewers.
Responses:
ElizabethMM: Jaha….thanks!
Ami-Gryffindor89: You're very welcome, glad you liked it! Teehee! Thank you, me.
LuvingRON*182hp: THANKS! Yes, I knew you would, because I had gone to consult Professor Trelawney. Jokin'! Thank you, yes, I'll try to do another one of those chapters, it seemed to be a big success.
Bug2Buggie: Me too. Oh come on, everybody can say dude. Bye dude.
Angel: Well, you did in the story, apparently. I know I want to do the funky chicken right now. Teehee.
HappySnakesRule: Sorry J I'll try to put you with Remus another chappie like this one….oki?
Swishy Willow Wand; Of course not. He liked ME, of course! Muhaha…Nah, I like all my reviewers, as long as they review. Haha! Get it? Reviewers…review…whatever.
Ivory Tower: I'll put you in another one of these chapters, but you didn't review the previous chapter, so I didn't put you in this time…does that make sense?…Maybe Snape…I don't know…or maybe he'll just be terrorized.
Darkboy77: I just find it amusing lots of people have like numbers behind their names. It seems like they're the Xth of that name. Muhaha. Whatever. Thanks! By the way, did you find him yet?
TOmLoVeR17: Yes, reviewer of the previous chapter, you are. I love disco-dancing too.
Hihospeghetio: yes, evilness is indeed evil. Yes, and bye the way, bye. Muhaha….I am so evil…I just thought that was the funniest thing ever…just because I'm…welll…evil. Tata. Thanks a bunch of grapes.