After a day of terrorizing people, Voldy and his group met with the other groups.
"I suggest we do one more, and then we go back to Wal-Mart." Suggested Ron.
Remus nodded. "Great idea, Ron." (Remus was looking very sexy, as I might add again.)
"Okay." Said everybody, and they went to one more house.
Harry rang the doorbell of a particularly creepy house, but the doorbell didn't go ding-dong, it went "eeeeeekkkk!".
Harry and the others were so shocked that they forgot to run away.
The door flung open and there stood none other than Professor Severus Snape.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING….Dumbledore and Potter?" he lowered his voice as he saw Harry and Albie.
"Yes, sir, it is me." Admitted Harry lamely. Albie nodded.
"Well, what are you doing, ringing my doorbell?" demanded Snape, crossing his arms.
"We…er…we…er…we….er….we…er…" said Harry nervously.
"We came to perform a dance we practiced." Finished Ginny.
"Well…I haven't got anything to do except write T's on everybody's papers…so go on." Said Snape, waiting in the doorway.
Everybody glanced at each other. Ginny whispered out of the corner of her mouth.
"Everybody-disco dance." And suddenly disco music started playing out of nowhere, and they all began disco dancing.
At the end of the disco dancing, Snape wiped tears from his eyes. "Beautiful!" he proclaimed.
Then he became stern again.
"But don't bother me again. Farewell." And he slammed the door in their face.
"Well, that went well…" said Harry, surprised.
Albie nodded. "I'm glad he liked our disco-dancing."
Suddenly a bunny hopped in front of Albie, who emitted a high-pitched scream.
"EEEEKKKK! A BUNNY!!! HE'S HARBORING DARK THOUGHTS! EEEEKKK!"
Snape came out again, looking very irritated, and he dumped a cauldron full of nasty potion on top of Albie's head. Then he went back, slamming the door again.
Suddenly Albie had red and white polka dots.
"OOOOOHHHHH!" cried Voldy, coming to them. "How'd you get that????"
Snape came out again, looking murderous, and dumped another cauldron on Voldy's head. Then he slammed the door…again.
Voldy instantly became blue.
"OOOOOOHHHH!" cried Albie. "What a lovely color blluuuuueee!"
Snape came out again, looking even more murderous, and dumped yet another cauldron on Albie's head. Then he slammed the door…again.
Albie became purple.
"OOOOOHHHH!" cried Voldy. "What a lovely color puuuurrplle!"
Snape came out again, looking EVEN MORE murderous, and dumped YET ANOTHER cauldron on Voldy's head. Then he slammed the door…again, and it promptly fell into a thousand pieces.
Snape looked cannibalistic and closed the screen door, but it wouldn't close. He kept slamming it but it kept springing open.
Snape looked EVEN MORE cannibalistic and began piling things in the door opening; EVEN MORE cauldrons, his closet (which contained nastingly graying underwear), heaps of T marked papers, and finally, his cat, which hissed and jumped at Lucius, the poor fellow.
Voldy had become green.
"I SIMPLY LOOOOOVVE THAT COLOR GREEEEEENNN!" squealed Albie, pointing at Voldy, who was giggling at Albie's purple color.
Ginny and Remus dragged Albie and Voldy with them, before Snape ate them all.
Albie and Voldy pointed and giggled at each other the whole way, finally they came into Wal-Mart, where Hermione had stayed (she hadn't become evil yet), and she turned them both a normal peach color.
"Awwww….." said Albie, looking sadly at his skin.
"Too bad…" added Voldy.
"Finally somebody shut them up…" said Ginny, rolling her eyes.
"So what are we going to do now?" asked Harry.
"Well, the next part of the plan is this…."
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just love colors…
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