Disclaimer: I own the representatives of all countries. But I do not own SpongeBob Squarepants.
Yes, my penname is now EvilSeamonkey. Hehe…just had to change it…this is more…evil. Tata…hope you like this chappie!
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"Mister, er…Sir, er…." Stammered Harry on the screen.
"Oh turn to the camera to me!" Ginny ordered Crabbe.
Ginny's face came into view.
"This is to the whole world, yes, every country. We are warning you, we will blow up the Earth." Said Ginny clearly.
The representatives of all countries gasped.
"Nooo…" said the certain representative of Belgium. (Yaya!)
"Yes." Said the representative of the United States heavily.
"What are their demands?" asked another representative, from Korea.
"There aren't any." Said the representative of Britain, looking grave.
"Are you sure…I mean, we've never had a threat without a demand…" stuttered the representative of Zimbabwe.
"Yes, as you see, there is nothing." Answered the representative of Britain again.
The representatives looked at each other, very worried expressions on their faces.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO TAPE THE LAST PART???" shrieked Ginny, enraged.
Goyle trembled. "I'm very sorry." He mumbled. "But I don't know how to work those Muggle things…"
"WELL, YOU LOT BETTER TAKE CARE OF IT!" screamed Ginny, and she turned her back and walked to her bed, a lot of blankets and a sleeping bag in a big big box.
Crabbe glanced at Goyle. "Well, we better get er…teping." Said Crabbe finally.
Goyle nodded dumbly. "Okay…so what do we have to tepe?" he asked.
"Euh…I dunno…just say something…" said Crabbe and he began to tape Goyle.
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"And if you lot don't give us what we want, we repeat, we'll blow up the Earth." Said Goyle's voice.
"Psss…" came another voice. "you have to say what we want, Goyle!"
"Oh yeah.." said Goyle and he turned back to the camera. "We want…this Wal-Mart and a lifetime supply of Fruit-Roll Ups."
The CIA agent turned off the tape.
"Their demand is a Wal-Mart and a lifetime supply of Fruit-Roll Ups?" repeated a MI6 agent.
"I'm guessing this is code…" said the Head of the CIA, scratching his chin.
"Well, it'll be hard to break this code…we've never heard of these terrorists…" said a CIA agent to his boss.
"Yes, we must begin working immediately. This is one of the hardest cases I've ever had to work on." Said the old CIA boss.
The other spies and agents nodded in agreement.
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Muhahahahahaha! Just lovin' that! Hope you liked it, I thought it was pretty funny!
Responses:
Ami-Gryffindor89: Thank you! Glad you liked it, and NOOO! I will marry the very sexy Remus. ( even though he is a character in a book and doesn't exist,) whatever. Hehe…
John: Hellllloooooo! I don't know why everybody disappears, maybe you should ask them? Hehe…just kidding. I just want them to disappear. It's…er…let's guess the word…er…oh…yeah!…It's …wait on I forgot again…Let's see now…hmmm…
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IT'S SMELLY!
Er…no maybe not…
I bet everybody was waiting to read what it was, weren't you you sneaky little readers? Hehe….just kidding!
Ash vault rose garden: Thank you! Yayayayayaya! Teeheeeeeeeeeeee!
Penguins go moo or otherwise known as ElizabethMM: wild.
Bug2Buggie: Hhehehehehehe…Nifty! I say whatever and cool-y all the time.
Swishy Willow Wand: Yes, maybe you should! It's reaaaaally fun!
HappySnakesRule: Okidoki, er..Pounce. ;) I guess mine would be like Wildcat or something. Leopards are the coolest!
TomLoVeR17: Thank you! I'm so flattered! And now wait for it…..MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hehe…
Oh yeah, tell me what you think of my new penname. ;)