This is inspired by the game of Roll-It that I played with my friends last week….hehe…you can only imagine…
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"Your move." Sang Albie in a high voice.
Ginny sighed and rolled the dice. They (Harry, Ginny, Remus, Voldy, Albie, Ron and Hermione) were playing Monopoly, and having a grand time.
"Seven." Said Ron, staring at the dice when they had rolled off the table and onto his shoe, where they had stopped and then rolled off of the shoe and onto the floor, where they were now lying.
Ginny moved her piece six squares.
"Hey! You only moved six squares!" exclaimed Voldy, pointing at her.
"Cheater! Cheater! Pumpkin-Eater!" squealed Albie.
Remus, Harry, Ron and Hermione all looked disappointedly at Ginny.
"Ginny…how could you?" asked Harry, tears forming in his eyes.
"I thought you were somebody else, Ginny, but now I see I'm wrong." Said Hermione, turning away.
Remus and Ron still looked at Ginny.
Ginny started crying. "I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! But otherwise I had to pay Harry a lot of money, because he has a hotel on that square, and I don't have any money!" she wailed.
"Yes you do." Said Remus, and he pulled out a lot of money from under his shirt.
Everybody stared at him. He looked like a deer in the headlights.
"Euhh…this is my money, my bad." He tried putting the money back again.
"Is that my money?" asked Ginny disbelievingly.
"Maybe." Said Remus sheepishly.
"Gimme my money!" Ginny shouted and she lunged for it. Remus gave it to her, before she could lunge, however.
"Okay, let's continue with the game." Said Ron, looking weirdly at Ginny who was now staring adoringly at her money, even if it was fake, but it was because she now had a lot of money, or that it had all been under Remus' shirt. (you pick, I chose the last one, hehe)
"Ginny, move one square." Hermione told Ginny.
Ginny obeyed, and Harry immediately started ranting.
"That will be 600 dollars. That will be 600 dollars. Please pay now. Please pay now. That will be 600 dollars. That will be…"
"This stinks." Said Ginny sadly, handing over the money. Harry took it, puzzled, and sniffed it. "It smells okay." He decided finally.
Ginny cocked one eyebrow. "Whatever, Harry, whatever."
Harry shrugged. "My turn." He said brightly, and he rolled the dice, which he had taken from the floor next to Ron's foot.
He rolled the dice.
"Three." Said Ron, when the dice had landed neatly on the board, displaying the number three, with the dots on both dice counted together.
Harry moved three squares, landing on Albie's property.
"Very good." Said Voldy, beaming at him.
"Pay me! Pay me! Pay me! Pay me!" said Albie excitedly, jumping up and down in his chair. He was so excited he forgot to look at his card.
"Okay." Said Harry, and he gave him 1 dollar.
"Thank you." Said Albie, and they continued with the game.
Epilogue:
Remus, of course, won, he is intelligent and a very good strategist.
Harry sniffed a lot more, because everybody kept saying it stunk, but he found it did not.
Ginny learned her lesson and did not cheat again.
Albie was always so excited when somebody landed on his property that he did not earn any money and went broke after a short while, which made him very sad.
Voldy fell asleep.
Ron kept counting the little dots on the dice.
Hermione kept tapping her foot.
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I am very sorry, but I do not have the time to thank all my reviewers personally, so I will just say this:
THANK YOU, REVIEWERS!!!!!
Oh yeah, and by the way, I was just joking when I said you guys were a bunch of idiots, you knew that, didn't you? I got a lot of complaints from that…
Tata for now!
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