Ok...here's all the legal stuff...of course I don't own the characters Fez,
Donna, Kelso, Eric, and all the other characters I mention except for who
Fez falls in love with. I made her up. Now let's get on with it!
(In the basement)
Kelso: You know Fez, we are the only ones here alone, without dates. You know, after Jackie broke up with me, I always thought a hot pudding cup like me would find someone else. But no!
Fez: I agree, at least about the hot pudding cup part. At least we have each other.
Kelso: I guess.
(Pause)
Fez: Son of a beech! (with accent) I don't need you! I need some ladies!
Kelso: Yea man! I mean what could be better that hot ladies!
Fez: Well, nothing! Except for right now I could really use some pudding!
Kelso: Aww ya me too!
(Both Run upstairs)
(Both come back down stairs)
Fez: How could there be no pudding! What kind of loving home has no pudding! Since I am a loving foreigner, I must go buy some. You stay here. You will only cause more wasted time!
Kelso: Alright dude, have fun.
(Fez arrives at the store)
Fez: (running around franticly) Pudding! Pudding! I need sweet pudding! Where is the pudding? I need pudding!
Regina: Excuse me, sir can I help you?
Fez: (looks forward and realizes her grace and beauty) In more ways than one my beautiful...(reads name tag)...Reeeginna. Regina.
Regina: That's very nice of you sir but I don't think...
Fez: Oh, no please call me Fez.
Regina: Alright, Fez. Now what did you need?
Fez: That is no longer important. Would you like to go to dinner with me? Say...Saturday night?
Regina: Well I don't know...ok sure you are really hot...why not?
Fez: I will pick you up at 7...is that ok with you? But first I need your address and phone number. Wait...you think I am really hot?
Regina: Yea, here's my number don't be late.
Fez: Kisses her hand, of course I won't be late.
(Fez arrives back at the basement, everyone is back from their date)
Kelso: Hey Fez! Where is the pudding!
Fez: I didn't get it!
Kelso: And why not?
Fez: Because I just fell in love.
(In the basement)
Kelso: You know Fez, we are the only ones here alone, without dates. You know, after Jackie broke up with me, I always thought a hot pudding cup like me would find someone else. But no!
Fez: I agree, at least about the hot pudding cup part. At least we have each other.
Kelso: I guess.
(Pause)
Fez: Son of a beech! (with accent) I don't need you! I need some ladies!
Kelso: Yea man! I mean what could be better that hot ladies!
Fez: Well, nothing! Except for right now I could really use some pudding!
Kelso: Aww ya me too!
(Both Run upstairs)
(Both come back down stairs)
Fez: How could there be no pudding! What kind of loving home has no pudding! Since I am a loving foreigner, I must go buy some. You stay here. You will only cause more wasted time!
Kelso: Alright dude, have fun.
(Fez arrives at the store)
Fez: (running around franticly) Pudding! Pudding! I need sweet pudding! Where is the pudding? I need pudding!
Regina: Excuse me, sir can I help you?
Fez: (looks forward and realizes her grace and beauty) In more ways than one my beautiful...(reads name tag)...Reeeginna. Regina.
Regina: That's very nice of you sir but I don't think...
Fez: Oh, no please call me Fez.
Regina: Alright, Fez. Now what did you need?
Fez: That is no longer important. Would you like to go to dinner with me? Say...Saturday night?
Regina: Well I don't know...ok sure you are really hot...why not?
Fez: I will pick you up at 7...is that ok with you? But first I need your address and phone number. Wait...you think I am really hot?
Regina: Yea, here's my number don't be late.
Fez: Kisses her hand, of course I won't be late.
(Fez arrives back at the basement, everyone is back from their date)
Kelso: Hey Fez! Where is the pudding!
Fez: I didn't get it!
Kelso: And why not?
Fez: Because I just fell in love.