"ROY! We made a deal!"

"Early bird gets the worm, Marthie."

"...do..not..call..me...marthie!"

"Shut up..." Muttered the Hero of Time as he pulled on his tunic. "I don't see why you guys bother to fight over the bathroom."

"..Maybe because some people don't like stripping down in front of people of the same gender." Roy retorted.

"Oh, you KNOW you like it, Roy, you're just to shy."

"Shut up." The red-head, fully dressed, exited the bathroom, blushing furiously. He tosses the nearest thing- one of his ten thousand mystery books- at Link. The blonde caught it and read the title. "'A Mysterious Feeling' Roy, is there something about you we don't know?"

"Give me that!" Roy snatched the book and placed it on the shelf.

After about half an hour, they went down to breakfast. Picking up their plates and selecting their food, and Roy complaining a lot about it, they finally sat down at their usual table. Link was joined by Zelda soon after, him slipping his arm around her and kissing her cheek. A few tables over Young Link gagged, but the Hero paid him no mind. Roy immediately buried himself behind his book.

A few tables over, Fox jumped on the table, grabbing his blueberry muffin and throwing it at Falco. This sent up the collective cry of 'FOODDDDDDDDDD FIGHTTTTTTTTTT!'. Roy skittered off to his room, himself and his book getting bombarded by muffins, waffles, pancakes, and every other possible breakfast food imaginable.

Eventually, he made it to the dorm and put his book on his bed. He walked off towards the shower and began to take a good, hot shower to clear his mind.

Meanwhile, Link had looked after him while dodging breakfast foods. Zelda buried her head into his chest hoping that he'd block the food from hitting her and ruining her dress, preventing him from following. Marth had gotten into the food fight full-force and was throwing, dodging, dodging and throwing. Everyone else was still fighting. Everything eventually died down and Link managed to run up to his dorm. He had a feeling where Roy was and found him right away. The Hero's heart yearned to be close to him now...

Zelda had watched him run off. She had a questioning look on her face. As did Marth. Fox was licking syrup from his fur, Falco trying to clean his feathers. Everyone hiding under the tables crawled out. And then the looming figure of Master Hand appeared.

"Who started this chaos?!?!" exclaimed the giant glove. Everyone pointed at Fox.

"Wait a moment..two of you are missing!"

Everyone looked around and noticed Roy and Link's seat empty, their plates still sitting there.

"Where are they?" yelled the glove.

"Well?!"

"W-We don't know, s-sir..." spoke Peach timidly. Zelda looked as though ready to speak up. Could she?

More important, would she?

"...They're in their dorm, sir...."

The glove floated off.

Back in the dorm, the Hero had since removed his tunic and walked in on the showering Roy. The general stumbled back and slipped, and Link helped him up. The two sword teens wrapped their arms around each other and shared a passionate kiss. Roy's heart fluttered in his chest as the blonde hero pressed him against the shower wall gently.

They heard the door slam open and the foot steps of around two people walking in, and they, well, felt the presence of Master Hand. The door to the bathroom was thrown open, and then the shower curtain pulled back.

But those two didn't care. Link pulled Roy's body closer against his and caressed his hair tenderly. The general laced his fingers behind the Hero's neck.

Marth stared, a look as though a dagger had been thrust into his heart. He stared, horror-stricken. Someone had taken the general before he could.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!" Yelled the giant floating glove. The general and the hero pulled apart and stared, before the general blushed furiously.

"..never mind, I don't want to know. Look, do NOT do.. Well, THAT at least not when someone is around...." The giant glove floated out, followed by the horror-stricken prince and princess.