Jabes Mond had figured out the code.  They actually were at Wal-Mart, and they wanted to take over the world.

"They do?" Jabes asked, very surprised, staring at the sentence above him.

Jabes had figured this out ALL BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT THE HELP OF THE AUTHOR, EVILSEAMONKEY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD, OF COURSE, RUIN THE PLOT.

"Yes, yes, of course." Recovered Jabes, quickly hiding his confusion and putting on a brilliant smile.

So, as was said, Jabes Mond had figured out the code.  They actually were at Wal-Mart, and they wanted to take over the world.

And because nobody would listen to Jabes Mond, because they were all busy listening to that other dude, by the name of James Bond, Jabes Mond decided to go to Wal-Marts all over the country by himself, with his green Volkswagen Beetle.

It was very pretty, with smiley faces and flowers painted all over it.  It actually had been his mother's, but he had inherited it when he had thrown her into a home for the elderly, where she was now currently living. 

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"I'll get Jabes someday…." whispered an old lady evilly, clasping her hands.  "He put me in this home for the elderly, and he took my car, my beautiful car away, but I'll get him.  Your mama will come to get you, Jabes, just you wait. 

"Time for your medicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation!" sang a nurse, coming into the room with a pill in her hand.

The old lady's eyes widened in terror, fright, agony, and most of all, extreme disappointment.

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Poor mother, thought Jabes, smiling in an amused sort of way.

And he got into the car.

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"Somebody's coming!!!!!!" screamed Harry, pointing at the entrance of Wal-Mart.

"No." breathed Ginny, Albie and Voldy, all peering outside.

But indeed, there was a funky green beetle coming.  The beetle looked at the Wal-Mart, then opened its wings and flew off.

"Phew." Said Harry.  "That was close.

"Yes." Agreed Ron. 

"Too close." Said Ginny.

Just then a funky green VOLKSWAGEN Beetle pulled up and parked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Harry and the rest shouted, and they scrambled to get in the freezers.