Disclaimer: I do not own the handicapped dementor.
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Jabes Mond would have sworn he saw people in this deserted Wal-Mart when he pulled up with his funky green beetle.
He walked through the aisles, not seeing the smooched faces of the Leaders, Friends and Army against the glass, as they were all boxed up in the freezers, freezing.
He did, however, see the pen. The pen with which the note with the threat-video had been written. He knew it at first sight, even though there were a hundred thousand different pens in that very same Wal-Mart, he knew at once which one it was.
And then the glass broke, when the old lady dropped it.
And then the glass broke, because there were too many people in the freezers. They all burst out, flying all over the place.
Peter Pettigrew flew through the air, soaring.
"Look!" said Neville, awed. "A flying rat!"
Remus Lupin flew through the air, soaring.
"Look!" said Neville, awed. "A flying werewolf!"
Albie flew through the air, soaring.
"Look!" said Neville, awed. "A flying…euh…a flying…thing."
"Luckily that person over there didn't notice anything." Said Harry, very loudly.
Jabes Mond turned around and looked right at him.
"Found you!" he shouted, pointing at Harry.
"What are you doing here?" Harry asked suspiciously.
"I'm from the CIA, I'm coming to investigate." Said Jabes Mond proudly.
Suddenly his Walkie-Talkie crackled.
"Jabes Mond! Have you gotten those donuts yet?!" somebody asked.
Everybody was silent, staring at the Walkie-Talkie.
Jabes Mond lifted it to his mouth.
And bit into it. The Fruit-Roll Up he had taken was very good, he had to say it.
"This Fruit-Roll Up is very good." He said, before taking the Walkie-Talkie and lifting it to his mouth.
"I'm getting them now, sir."
"Good. And do hurry."
And the Walkie-Talkie stopped talking, because Jabes Mond wasn't walking, or perhaps just because that was all the boss of the CIA had to say.
Jabes sighed. "Well, I'm terribly sorry, but I must get some donuts. I'll come back later to ask some very important questions." And with that he turned and went back to his funky green Beetle.
"Phew." Breathed Ginny. "That was close."
"Yes." Said Ron.
"Too close." Said Harry, narrowing his eyes.
"With luck, we can just lie about the answers, and then he'll leave us alone." He added.
"Since when did you get all brilliant-master-mindy?" asked Ginny, very impressed.
Harry thought for a moment.
"I don't know, actually. I think it is because I…well, I….I….I….I….I…I…What was the question again?"
Ginny stared at him. "Never `mind." She said, and she turned around.
Harry shrugged. "Okidokipokitokimokijokiwokirokisokifokibokicocinokihokiyokiqoki err…loki,zoki…"
"Enough already!!!!!!!" shouted Hermione.
Harry shrugged. "Okidokipokitokimokijokiwokirokisokifokibokicocinokihokiyokiqoki err…loki,zoki…"
"Don't say that anymore." Said Ron.
Harry shrugged. "Okidokipokitokimokijokiwokirokisokifokibokicocinokihokiyokiqoki err…loki,zoki…"
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!" shouted Neville, surprising everybody.
"Sorry." Said Harry.