Disclaimer: I do not own the tiny bug on the tree about 3 miles away from the evil Whomping Willow whom I admire.
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Jabes Mond had brought the donuts and had driven back to the Wal-Mart in his funky green Volkswagen Beetle.
He had ordered the one and only Harry Potter to sit down with him…on the floor, and was now going to ask him a few very serious questions.
"Now, tell me, what is your name?" asked Jabes Mond, looking very serious.
"I am Harry Potter." Answered Harry impressively.
"Oh." Said Jabes Mond, very unimpressed. Harry looked disappointed.
"And what color is the sky?" asked Jabes.
"Er…blue." Answered Harry, very confused.
"And what way am I pointing?" asked Jabes, trying not to laugh, and pointing upward.
"Up??"
"YEEEEEEEEEES! HAHAHAHAHA! Harry Potter blew up!!!! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!" laughed Jabes Mond, tears coming to his eyes.
"Oh." Said Harry, raising one of his eyebrows.
Albie and Voldy, who had been hiding behind the mound of deodorants that were now stacked up again, were sniggering at the …joke.
Harry Potter looked around suspiciously, then stood up and peered around the stack of deodorants.
"AHHA! Got you! Now stop sniggering…" Harry ordered Albie and Voldy, who then burst out laughing.
"You blew up! You blew up! you! Now stop sniggering…" Harry ordered Albie and Voldy, who then burst out laughing.
"You blew up! You blew up! You blew up! You blew up!" they chanted, and they went off, dancing madly.
Harry went to sit on the floor again, pouting.
"Now get on with the questions." He said irritated.
"Fine! You don't have to be so mean about it!" sniffed Jabes Mond.
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"Now, how many nipples do you have?" asked Jabes.
Harry slapped his head to his hand.
"2, like everybody else here, I hope." He answered finally, very wearily.
"Okay. Now, do you know who is behind the threatening of blowing up the Earth?" asked Jabes.
"No….I mean yes. No, I mean no. Yes, I mean no. No, I mean yes. Yes, I mean yes. No…I mean no!"
Jabes swirled his head around, and then finally came to a stop.
"Whoa there. Now what is your final answer?"
"No."
"YOU ARE THE WINNER!!!" Jabes exclaimed, beaming at him.
"Of what?"
"Err..oh…sorry, we're not on TV. Terribly sorry. Okay, I will go now, since you have nothing to do with it."
Harry breathed a sign of relief. Luckily that idiot was an idiot and he hadn't asked any more difficult questions.
"What??? You think I'm an idiot? I'm insulteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" Jabes Mond wailed.
Oops. Did he just say that aloud?
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! You said it aloud! You insulteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed me!" Jabes Mond cried.
"He is very sorry." Said Ginny, appearing out of nowhere.
"Okay." Answered Jabes brightly, and he went out of Wal-Mart and got into the funky green beetle.
"Oops." He said, and he went to the funky green Volkswagen beetle.
"Wrong beetle."
"That's easy for you to say." Grumbled the smooched funky green beetle.
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