Yes, I know.
Because I know everything.
Claimer: Dis
Dis: Claimer
Disclaimer: I….I…I…I…I…h..have…a…gr..gre..aattt…seeeeeecret….
No, not really.
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"I am so glad that weird fellow left." Said Harry, breaking the silence.
"Ouch." Said the silence, who was now broken.
Suddenly James Bond, the one and only, came into the now notorious Wal-Mart.
"Hello, my gooood sirs, and ladies, I am Bond. James Bond." Said the agent, slipping down his sunglasses to the tip of his nose. (aw, come on, you know what I mean!)
"Euh….Bond. James Bond, it is dark. Why are you wearing sunglasses?" asked Hermione practically.
James Bond smiled at her. Then he frowned. Then he started crying. And then he started laughing hysterically. And then, Hermione kissed him. And then James Bond came out of his trance.
"Joehoe!" said Hermione, snapping her fingers in front of his eyes. "Anybody there?"
"Yes, it is me, Bond. James Bond!" said James Bond.
"Ah. Now answer my question." Demanded Hermione.
"Fine!" said James Bond.
"Fine!" said Hermione.
"Fine!" said James.
"Fine!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
"FINEEEEEEEE!"
"Okay, enough of that." Said Ron after a while.
"Get on with it, will you?" said Ginny annoyed.
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"ENNNOUUUUUUUUUUGHHH!" shouted Neville, surprising everybody.
"Okidokipokitokigokirokiwokinokihokibokiyoki…er….qoki, coki, xoki…"
"Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh!" shouted Ginny. "Not again!"
"Yes, again." Said Remus gloomily.
"Again? Okay." Said the high and mighty warrior king Giggles, and he giggled again at his pig's command.
"Again? Okay." Said Harry Potter. "Okidokipokitokigokirokiwokinokihokibokiyoki…er…"
"Shut up Harry." Said Ginny.
"Gasp." Harry gasped, looking horrified. "Ginny, how could you? You…you were my betrothed…"
"You mean to imply that I am no longer your betrothed?" asked Ginny in a very Shakespeare like manner.
"No, my sweet lady, I say that you should not tell me to clamp my beak shut tight, as you are my promiseeeeed."
"Shut up." Said Hermione.
"Gasp!" gasped both Ginny and Harry.
"Enough with the gasp, and the gasping, and with the shut-up, and with the silliness." Said Voldemort grumpily.
"I thought you were the silly one!" protested Ginny. "I am certainly not silly!"
"I am not silly either!" agreed Harry.
"You know what? I like the word silly. It's so…silly." Said Remus thoughtfully, the best thinker of all time.
"Riiiiiggghhht. And you are a silly man!" Neville accused Remus.
"Gasp!" gasped Remus. "No! No! It cannot be! I am not silly! You are the silly man!"
"Gasp!" gasped Neville. Then his attention wandered to Ron. "No! I am not silly! He," Neville pointed at Ron, who looked confused, "he is silly!"
"Gasp!" gasped Ron. "I am not silly!"
"Gasp!" gasped everybody in the room. "You…you..used BOLD!" shrieked Ginny, horrified at what her brother had done."
"I am going now, I do not want to see what happens next." Declared Bond. James Bond, and he left.
"You know what…I think he is a silly man, too."
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ElizabethMM: Pray tell me where I said that, I can't find it anywhere.
No people, I am not a guy, I am a girl, as it says so in my author information.