Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Wow, that wasn't that hard…

Yes, I'm only updating once a week. I'm very terribly horribly sorry, but this is my destiny, …this is how it must be…

Just kidding, it's not my destiny, but I've started reading a fantastic series. It's called the Riftwar Saga. Great stuff! I looooove it! Perhaps even more than…Harry Potter…if that's possible. Now everybody is gasping and booing, I know, but still, if you have time, you should read this series. It's maybe hard to read for some, but the plot is irresistibly deep and continuous. One word: Wow!

By the way, I still love Harry Potter, no worry, but I'm just in a little phase, I bet everybody has once…

As James Bond was fleeing, Ron stood tall.

"Yes! I used bold! So what?"

"So what?" repeated Ginny, her eyes bulging. "So whatttt?! I'll tell you what. You broke a tradition! You are a traitor, and you must be punished. I am ashamed in naming you my sibling, part of my family, of my own blood!"

Ron cowered. "I want a lawyer." He said sheepishly.

"Okay." Said Ginny, and she snapped her fingers. Suddenly a lawyer appeared.

He looked very confused. "What am I doing here?" he asked.

"This man, Ronald Weasley, has committed a terrible crime. He must be punished severely." Said Ginny.

"He used bold, instead of italics, to emphasize the word silly. It was a tradition that it was in italics, and he broke it." Explained Harry.

The lawyer looked a Ron, shaking his head. "What have you done?" he whispered.

"I'll pay you." Said Ron and the lawyer suddenly brightened. "Of course this is only a simple matter, and it will be with a solution soon enough. You will be a free man, Ron Weasel."

"Weasley." Replied Ron.

"You will be a free man, Ron Weasel Weasley."

"Noooo! My name is Ron Weasley." Said Ron, irritated.

"You will be a free man, Ron Weasley Weasel." Said the lawyer.

Ron slapped his forehead as everybody around him guffawed.

"Shut up, Everybody." He said.

"Gasp!" gasped Everybody. Then Everybody ran out of the door.

"I never liked him anyways, said Harry, looking after Everybody as he ran out of the door.

"You've lost me an Evil Muncher, boy, that is another crime! You are a felon and must be imprisoned immediately!" Voldemort said furiously to Ron, furious because Everybody was his loyal servant.

The lawyer sighed and shook his head. "What have you done, Ron Weasley Weasel?" He whispered fearfully.

Harry suddenly had enough of this, and he snapped his fingers. Suddenly they were in a courtroom, and an old judge with a nice white wig with little rolls was sitting in front of them.

Ron was being questioned by Ginny, who was wearing a rather peculiar business suit. It was pink leather with a fur collar. But now it is black leather and cool-looking.

"You, Ron Weasley, are accused of using bold instead of italics in using the word silly, with that breaking a tradition of nearly 100 seconds. Do you deny this?"

"No."

"You are further accused of insulting Everybody, making Everybody leave the building in which you were currently inhabiting."

"This is true."

"No other questions, Your Honor." Said Ginny, and glaring at Ron, she made her way back to her table.

Ron's lawyer stood up.

"Was this a mistake in using the bold instead of italics, Ron?" he asked.

"Err…"

"You have promised to tell the truth, nothing but the truth. Remember that." The lawyer reminded him.

"I have not." Answered Ron.

"Well, then you shall now." Said the judge.

Some man came and held out a bible, Ron swore to tell the truth, nothing but the truth.

Then, "Was this a mistake in using the bold instead of italics, Ron?" asked the lawyer.

"No."

"Then explain to us why you committed this terrible crime."

"I wanted a change."

"Ah. And how old are you, Ron?"

"88 "

"Ah?"

"Minus 69." Finished Ron.

Everyone in the court starting counting.

Finally Ron got tired and said "19, you dolts."

"Gasp!" gasped the people.

The judge looked hard at Ron, then slammed his hammer on the table.

"Boom." Said the hammer, as it slammed on the table.

"I find the defendant guilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted the judge, insulted that Ron had called him a dolt.

Ron scratched his ear.

What will happen to Ron? Ahhh! Only I know, my friends! HA! Just kidding, I don't know…still have to think about his punishment.

Thank you for all the reviews, I also have some new people reading my story, including Ron's Best Mate and bearwolf, Shadow Dragon Boss, and john, I don't know if I've answered your reviews before, but thanks!

Thank you to all other reviewers, if you're a regular reviewer I didn't mention your name, but I'm eternally grateful, judging I'll be around for an eternity;)

Lovin' all of you!