Haha…yes, I'm sort of abandoning my fics, I know, I'm horrible! But today was the last day of school….I just didn't have time to write! Sorry!
Then Ron scratched his nose.
Then he scratched his chin.
And then his forehead.
And then his knee.
And then his…you-know-what.
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Yes, it was his…mosquito-bite.
"Where'd you get that mosquito-bite, Ron?" asked Hermione.
"Outside." Answered Ron, still scratching his mosquito-bite.
"Oh." Said Everyone, who had just come in the courtroom.
"Now, your sentence is…………………………………………………………………………………………………..eat this Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean." Said the judge with the wig dramatically, holding out a bright pink bean.
"Oki." Said Ron, with his new word of 'Okay'. [A/N: So it wasn't a typo! It's just my way of saying 'okay']
And Ron stepped up to the plate and hit a homerun.
"Yaaaay! Go Ron Baseballfreak!" shouted the onlookers.
Then Ron Weasley went up to the judge and took the bright pink bean.
"Now?" he asked.
Everyone nodded. And then the rest of the people did, too.
"Oki." Said Ron, and he very dramatically placed the bright pink bean in his mouth.
And then……………….. he closed his mouth and his eyes.
His eyes started watering.
"It tastes like…………….roasted cockroach with a bit of ketchup and mayonnaise, and some parsley on it, and then topped with a powder of scarab beetles." He said.
"Euhhhh…….." said Everyone who was in the courtroom. "IEW!" said everybody who was in the courtroom.
"How do YOU know what that tastes like?" asked Ginny.
"It tastes like this." Answered Ron.
"No, I mean how do you know what that tastes like?" Ginny asked again.
"It tastes like roasted cockroach with a bit of ketchup and mayonnaise, and some parsley on it, and then…"
"YEAH! I know! But how do you know what THAT tastes like?" half-shouted Ginny.
"It tastes like the bright pink bean." Answered Ron again.
"ARRGGGHHHHH!" screamed Ginny, running around in circles. Harry ran after her, trying to stop her.
"How did you know that the bright pink bean tasted like roasted cockroach with ketchup and mayonnaise, and some parsley, and topped with a powder of scarab beetles?" asked Everyone.
"I didn't." answered Ron.
"Oh?"
"Because it actually tastes like roasted cockroach with a BIT of ketchup and mayonnaise, and some parsley ON IT, and then topped with a powder of scarab beetles." Said Ron.
"ARGGGGHHHHH!" said Everyone, starting to run in circles after Ginny and Harry.
Yep, aren't I just plain evil? I know…..such a short chappie in such a looooong time…I know…sorry 'bout that!
Lovin' all of you!