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They were hilarious.
Yes, you have not been punk'd. You've been ….evil'd!!!! Muhahahaha! This is really the last chapter…
After Everybody was out of the courtroom, everybody went out of the courtroom. The judge took off his wig and went to disco dance, the audience, who had just existed, disappeared, en the Evil Munchers and the Leaders went to their beloved Wal-Mart.
When they got to their beloved Wal-Mart, it wasn't there. So they didn't actually get to their beloved Wal-Mart.
"Noooooooo!" shouted Voldy, who was very distressed that his beloved Wal-Mart had disappeared.
"Who would do such a thing?" whispered Ginny, horrified. Just then a note drizzled down from the sky. Yes, it drizzled. And it landed on Ron's you-know-what.
Yep, it was his mosquito-bite.
"Aaaaah! It itttcccchheeees!" screamed Ron, and he went off to scratch his you-know-what.
Ginny lifted an eyebrow. "This eyebrow is pretty heavy." Said Harry, raising another eyebrow. Yes, they were the new invention of Albie, sacks of sand with 'eyebrow' written all over them.
Ginny lifted her real eyebrows and picked up the note.
"I did it." She read out loud. "Signed, the flying monkey."
"WHAT?" screamed Everybody.
"How did you get here?" asked Harry.
"I …I…just appeared." Answered Everybody.
"Did you know I hate it when people disappear en appear suddenly?" asked Harry, slamming his fist into his hand, over and over again, in a very menacing way.
"Well, no not really." Answered Everybody, sweating heavily.
"Well, then you know now." Said Harry, smiling.
And he looked back at Ginny.
"The flying monkey did it? But I thought the flying monkey could only fly and not write." He said.
"I can fly AND write!" shouted the flying monkey, flying over Everybody's head, scaring everybody.
"Noooooo!" shouted Everybody, running away.
"But how can you shout if you can only fly and write?" Remus, who was brilliant, asked the flying, and apparently writing monkey.
"Okay, you win! I can fly AND write AND shout!" shouted the flying, writing and shouting monkey.
"What happened to our Wal-Mart?" screamed Voldie, who was very very angry.
"It flew away with me. It's safe now, in a place where nobody can harm it." Shouted the flying, writing and shouting monkey, because it couldn't talk, only shout, and it flew away.
Everyone burst into tears.
"I'll miss you, Wal-Mart, old pal." Cried Albie, holding a lace handkerchief.
"Me too!" sniffled Peter Pettigrew.
"Me three." Said Ron, who had stopped scratching his you-know-what (mosquito-bite), sadly.
"Me four." Sniveled Harry.
"Me too." said Ginny with teary eyes, not paying attention to anything.
"What have you done?" whispered Professor Trelawney. "You have caused the destruction of mankind! You…evil…you…evil….you…evil…" and with that, her ghost disappeared. Harry was very angry.
Everyone was looking at Ginny with extreme disappointment.
"What?" said Ginny defiantly.
"You…you…said too instead of five…you don't know how to count!" shouted Harry accusingly.
"Gasp!" gasped Ron. "My own sister!"
"We'll just have to take this in front of the judge." Said Remus at last.
The judge sighed and stopped disco-dancing. He put on his wig.
"Now what is the problem?"
Yeeeeep, this is really the end! I'm not kidding, joking, laughing, (well maybe I am).
You have not been fooled, punk'd, evil'd,…
Goodbyeeeeeeee!