A/N: And I'm back.
JESSIE: Oh God...
SYD: Hey, it's better than being stuck here all day with you, AUNT JESSIE.
JESSIE: (glares)
SYD: Deal with it.
JESSIE: Why you little...
SYD: (runs off screen)
JESSIE: (chases SYD)
NACO: I've gotta start hangin' out with a better crowd.... My friend despyrit owns Des, Jessie, Drew, Sam, Scott, Cas, and Nick...no idea why she'd want to have Jessie as a character.
JESSIE: (OC) I heard that!
NACO: (quickly) And I own everyone you haven't seen on the show that wasn't mentioned previously! Adios! (runs in the opposite direction)
(Establishing Shot – Bueno Nacho. SYD, DES, KIM, JILL, and RON sit at a booth)
RON: She's actually gonna do it!
KIM: No way. No one would ever be that stupid...
SYD: (forces down an entire jug of Diablo sauce)
JILL: Oh God!
KIM: She actually did it.
DES: I always knew she was an idiot....
SYD: (runs off, screaming 'Water! Water!')
(Later, SYD brings her skateboard out of the garage and kicks it. It transforms into a hoverboard)
SYD: Yeah, now we're talkin'!
(Kids in America by No Secrets starts playing as SYD mounts the hoverboard)
Kind hearts don't make a new story
(SYD soars off)
Kind hearts don't grab any glory!
(SYD does a couple of turns in midair)
We're the kids
(SYD soars down, then pulls up at the last minute)
We're the kids
(SYD does a 180)
We're the kids in America!
(SYD lands)
SYD: Boo yah!
(The next day, SYD's alarm clock goes off)
SYD: Mrmmph....(hits the snooze button and looks at the clock, more specifically the hand...erm...paw that's on it and screams) OH MY GOD!
(Beat)
SYD: OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!
(SYD walks over to the mirror and looks at her face)
SYD: Oh, thank God I'm not a....
(SYD notices her ears)
SYD: PANTHER!!!!!
(SYD puts a cap on and walks downstairs)
JESSIE: (noticing SYD) Uh...SYD? It's 80 degrees outside.
SYD: (sigh) Fine....(removes hat)
DES: (walks by and laughs)
JESSIE: DES, don't....(notices SYD's tail and laughs loudly)
SYD: Oh, yeah, it's real funny when you're not the panther-girl.
DES: (laughing) Look...at...her....ears!
JESSIE: (also laughing) Look...at...her tail!
SYD: Think you're funny, don't you?
JESSIE: (nods, her face red from laughter)
(Later, at school, SYD has managed to hide her tail, but her ears are noticable.)
SAM: (OC, humming the Pink Panther theme)
SYD: (glares) Not funny. I'm not even pink.
(Everyone stares)
SYD: Or....a panther....
(Beat)
SYD: Me and my big mouth.
JESSIE: Oh God...
SYD: Hey, it's better than being stuck here all day with you, AUNT JESSIE.
JESSIE: (glares)
SYD: Deal with it.
JESSIE: Why you little...
SYD: (runs off screen)
JESSIE: (chases SYD)
NACO: I've gotta start hangin' out with a better crowd.... My friend despyrit owns Des, Jessie, Drew, Sam, Scott, Cas, and Nick...no idea why she'd want to have Jessie as a character.
JESSIE: (OC) I heard that!
NACO: (quickly) And I own everyone you haven't seen on the show that wasn't mentioned previously! Adios! (runs in the opposite direction)
(Establishing Shot – Bueno Nacho. SYD, DES, KIM, JILL, and RON sit at a booth)
RON: She's actually gonna do it!
KIM: No way. No one would ever be that stupid...
SYD: (forces down an entire jug of Diablo sauce)
JILL: Oh God!
KIM: She actually did it.
DES: I always knew she was an idiot....
SYD: (runs off, screaming 'Water! Water!')
(Later, SYD brings her skateboard out of the garage and kicks it. It transforms into a hoverboard)
SYD: Yeah, now we're talkin'!
(Kids in America by No Secrets starts playing as SYD mounts the hoverboard)
Kind hearts don't make a new story
(SYD soars off)
Kind hearts don't grab any glory!
(SYD does a couple of turns in midair)
We're the kids
(SYD soars down, then pulls up at the last minute)
We're the kids
(SYD does a 180)
We're the kids in America!
(SYD lands)
SYD: Boo yah!
(The next day, SYD's alarm clock goes off)
SYD: Mrmmph....(hits the snooze button and looks at the clock, more specifically the hand...erm...paw that's on it and screams) OH MY GOD!
(Beat)
SYD: OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!
(SYD walks over to the mirror and looks at her face)
SYD: Oh, thank God I'm not a....
(SYD notices her ears)
SYD: PANTHER!!!!!
(SYD puts a cap on and walks downstairs)
JESSIE: (noticing SYD) Uh...SYD? It's 80 degrees outside.
SYD: (sigh) Fine....(removes hat)
DES: (walks by and laughs)
JESSIE: DES, don't....(notices SYD's tail and laughs loudly)
SYD: Oh, yeah, it's real funny when you're not the panther-girl.
DES: (laughing) Look...at...her....ears!
JESSIE: (also laughing) Look...at...her tail!
SYD: Think you're funny, don't you?
JESSIE: (nods, her face red from laughter)
(Later, at school, SYD has managed to hide her tail, but her ears are noticable.)
SAM: (OC, humming the Pink Panther theme)
SYD: (glares) Not funny. I'm not even pink.
(Everyone stares)
SYD: Or....a panther....
(Beat)
SYD: Me and my big mouth.