Me: I'm scared because I'm going to dinner with Hiei and Kurama.
Kurama: Then don't come
Me: Your mean. (pouts) Your be sorry Kurama
Kurama: Why?
Me: Your see
Hiei: Do the disclaimer thing so I can what happens next.
Me: Tell them Kuronue
Kuronue: Mistress Monita does not own Yu Yu Hakshuo, only her twisted thoughts
Me: And fantasies, now on with the show.....
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Kurama's POV
The doctor arrived promptly at seven. She looked good too, dressed in a tight black leather skirt that came just above her knees, a low cut black tank top, and a pair of black chunky heeled sandals. Her curly hair was hanging down to her shoulders. If I liked women like that I would want to get to know her more, but I don't.
"Good evening Kurama, how are you?" She asked.
"Fine and you?"
"Whatever, that's how I always am. Where's Hiei?"
"He's training in the backyard." I said. I watched as the doctor took out a little notpad and jotted something down. "What are you writting?"
"Well if you want me to get to the root of Hiei's problem I have to take notes on his homelife, but don't worry I won't write stuff down while he right in front of me." She said and contunied to write down whatever it was. "When can we eat?" She was the same old person I knew three hundred years ago. Smart mouth and straight to point, she's been a therapist since... well...
"Doc, how long have you been a therapist?" I asked. She got a wistful look in her eyes before she answered
"About five or six hundred years. I wasn't called a therapist, I was know as a mind healer then." She said and walked into the kitchen, she took her notpad out and began to write again, then she put it away.
"Tell me did you ever do that to me, you know take all of those notes?"
"Yes, and your still a compulsive cleaner and perfectionist. You seemed to calm down in all of your anger too. Tell me whatever happen to Kuronue?"
"Let's just say I need to make a free apointment and catch you up a bit."
"For you, I will make an exception." She said and waited for her plate, just then Hiei came in through the back door. He looked at the doctor and then at me. I guess we didn't look right to him because he lashed out at me.
"What the fuck are you two doing?"
"What?" I asked shocked by his outburst.
"Your sleeping with her aren't you. Don't lie to me fox boy." He said. I couldn't believe this, and the whol time Doc didn't do a thing. I guess she was talking mental notes so that she could jot it down later.
"Hiei nothing is going on between the doc and me. We're old friends."
"You mean sex friends. Remember you had sex with six to seven hundred people." He said
"You told him that Kurama, and might I say that the number has risen a bit since we talked the last time." The doctor said.
"Your not helping." I said and looked at the doctor. "Listen to me Hiei I only love and want you. I don't want to be with anyone else but you. Why can't you get that through your thick head."
"If you loved me then you would've killed Kuronue!" Hiei yelled. I looked at him, I never knew he felt this way. Just then the doorbell rung, Doc went to answer it. When she came back I almost fell to the floor, before Hiei caught me.
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Kuroune POV
I rung the doorbell to Kurama's house. A pretty female answered the door. I looked at her funny until she said my name.
"Kuronue?"
"Yeah, if you don't mind me asking who are you?"
"You'll get your answers in due time, come in." she said. I walked into the house and followed the woman into the kitchen. Kurama and Hiei were yelling, and then when Kurama looked at me he fainted again. I looked back at the woman and then at the scence in front of me. I walked over to Kurama, but then the little man pulled out a katana and put it to my throat.
"If you come near him you will die." The little man said. I looked at him and then at the woman.
"Now Hiei, how many times a day do you pull that thing out on people?" The woman asked.
"Shut up Doc, no one wants to hear your phsyco dribble. I want this creature dead. He's the reason for all of this." Hiei yelled
"The reason for what?" Doc asked.
"Hn, for all of this. Why the fuck did you come back Kuroune?"
"I love Kurama, I always have. I use to daydream about him for years and sometimes I could've sworn that I heard his voice. I didn't hunt him down if that's what you mean." I looked at Hiei and then I went on. "I was in the ningenkia looking for this man that owed me some money, and I happened to walk pass this building and I smelled his scent in the air. I followed it and ended up at your house. At that time I was in denal so I didn't persue it, but the smell kept haunting me. So finally I came here and even though he is in this ridiculos human body I could tell that it was him." I said and looked at Hiei.
"I don't give a fuck if you love him, but you cannot have him." Hiei said very protective of my Kurama. Just then Kurama started coming around, and he slowly sat up.
"My head hurts." Kurama said and looked at me. "Why the hell are you here?"
"We need to talk."
"We have nothing to talk about, I already told you Kuronue, I love Hiei and no one else."
"Tell me Kurama do you still follow the laws of our time?" I asked.
"Some, why do you ask?"
"Do you follow the laws of courtship?"
"Yes, but you already know that."
"Remember the part where if you ever cheat on your mate or leave them without warning and about the part that your mate could do if they found them?" I asked. Kurama became very pale and his eyes were wide. He shook his head yes. Hiei looked at him, and was puzzled.
"I knew this would happen." Doc said. Hiei looked at her then at me and finally to Kurama.
"Someone better fuckin tell me."
"I will." Doc said. "The law states that the mate can either forgive or kill there signficant other, but if the mate cheats on him three times then death is the punishment."
"How do you know?" Hiei asked
"I killed my mate of over three hundred years for cheating on me."
"He cheated on you three times?" I asked
"No, just once, I give him credit though he told me right after the fact, so I gave him mercy and he didn't suffer too long." She said with a smirk, and then went back to writting in her little book.
"Well?" I asked. Looking at Kurama. He didn't say anything. He just looked at me and then at Hiei.
"Can I give my medical opinion please.?" Doc asked. All of us looked at her and she went on. "I think that Kurama loves Hiei, but he still has feeling for you, so I think that Kurama should date the both of you for about a month and then he can decide who he really loves. This means that Hiei and Kuroune will have to be patient." Hiei growled at her but she contiuned. "If you make him pick now, he and you may regret it for a long time, but of course it's entirly up to Kurama." All eyes turned on Kurama.
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Me: Hope you liked it
Hiei and Kuronue: No
Kurama: I hate it.
Me: Who are you going to choose, will it be the tall sexy Kuronue or the dark and mysterious Hiei?
Kurama: ha ha ha (sarcasim) not funny
Hiei: I agree why did you do that?
Me: I'm not sure, you see my mind comes up with this stuff and my fingers just hit the buttons.
Kuronue: I want him to pick me.
Me: Well if you scratch my back then I'll scratch yours. (smirks evily)
Kuronue: What do you mean?
Kurama: Sex for a favor
Hiei:Yes she is a horny human, she almost has the sex drive of a demon.
Kuronue: Aren't you too married though?
Hiei: Review please (sweatdrops, and hopping that I didn't hear that)
Me: Yes we are, but don't worry about Hiei. Oh yeah Please Please Please Review.
Kurama: Yes review and try to make her forget this stupid idea of me picking
Me: Who would you pick Kurama
Kurama: (sweatdrops)
Kurama: Then don't come
Me: Your mean. (pouts) Your be sorry Kurama
Kurama: Why?
Me: Your see
Hiei: Do the disclaimer thing so I can what happens next.
Me: Tell them Kuronue
Kuronue: Mistress Monita does not own Yu Yu Hakshuo, only her twisted thoughts
Me: And fantasies, now on with the show.....
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Kurama's POV
The doctor arrived promptly at seven. She looked good too, dressed in a tight black leather skirt that came just above her knees, a low cut black tank top, and a pair of black chunky heeled sandals. Her curly hair was hanging down to her shoulders. If I liked women like that I would want to get to know her more, but I don't.
"Good evening Kurama, how are you?" She asked.
"Fine and you?"
"Whatever, that's how I always am. Where's Hiei?"
"He's training in the backyard." I said. I watched as the doctor took out a little notpad and jotted something down. "What are you writting?"
"Well if you want me to get to the root of Hiei's problem I have to take notes on his homelife, but don't worry I won't write stuff down while he right in front of me." She said and contunied to write down whatever it was. "When can we eat?" She was the same old person I knew three hundred years ago. Smart mouth and straight to point, she's been a therapist since... well...
"Doc, how long have you been a therapist?" I asked. She got a wistful look in her eyes before she answered
"About five or six hundred years. I wasn't called a therapist, I was know as a mind healer then." She said and walked into the kitchen, she took her notpad out and began to write again, then she put it away.
"Tell me did you ever do that to me, you know take all of those notes?"
"Yes, and your still a compulsive cleaner and perfectionist. You seemed to calm down in all of your anger too. Tell me whatever happen to Kuronue?"
"Let's just say I need to make a free apointment and catch you up a bit."
"For you, I will make an exception." She said and waited for her plate, just then Hiei came in through the back door. He looked at the doctor and then at me. I guess we didn't look right to him because he lashed out at me.
"What the fuck are you two doing?"
"What?" I asked shocked by his outburst.
"Your sleeping with her aren't you. Don't lie to me fox boy." He said. I couldn't believe this, and the whol time Doc didn't do a thing. I guess she was talking mental notes so that she could jot it down later.
"Hiei nothing is going on between the doc and me. We're old friends."
"You mean sex friends. Remember you had sex with six to seven hundred people." He said
"You told him that Kurama, and might I say that the number has risen a bit since we talked the last time." The doctor said.
"Your not helping." I said and looked at the doctor. "Listen to me Hiei I only love and want you. I don't want to be with anyone else but you. Why can't you get that through your thick head."
"If you loved me then you would've killed Kuronue!" Hiei yelled. I looked at him, I never knew he felt this way. Just then the doorbell rung, Doc went to answer it. When she came back I almost fell to the floor, before Hiei caught me.
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Kuroune POV
I rung the doorbell to Kurama's house. A pretty female answered the door. I looked at her funny until she said my name.
"Kuronue?"
"Yeah, if you don't mind me asking who are you?"
"You'll get your answers in due time, come in." she said. I walked into the house and followed the woman into the kitchen. Kurama and Hiei were yelling, and then when Kurama looked at me he fainted again. I looked back at the woman and then at the scence in front of me. I walked over to Kurama, but then the little man pulled out a katana and put it to my throat.
"If you come near him you will die." The little man said. I looked at him and then at the woman.
"Now Hiei, how many times a day do you pull that thing out on people?" The woman asked.
"Shut up Doc, no one wants to hear your phsyco dribble. I want this creature dead. He's the reason for all of this." Hiei yelled
"The reason for what?" Doc asked.
"Hn, for all of this. Why the fuck did you come back Kuroune?"
"I love Kurama, I always have. I use to daydream about him for years and sometimes I could've sworn that I heard his voice. I didn't hunt him down if that's what you mean." I looked at Hiei and then I went on. "I was in the ningenkia looking for this man that owed me some money, and I happened to walk pass this building and I smelled his scent in the air. I followed it and ended up at your house. At that time I was in denal so I didn't persue it, but the smell kept haunting me. So finally I came here and even though he is in this ridiculos human body I could tell that it was him." I said and looked at Hiei.
"I don't give a fuck if you love him, but you cannot have him." Hiei said very protective of my Kurama. Just then Kurama started coming around, and he slowly sat up.
"My head hurts." Kurama said and looked at me. "Why the hell are you here?"
"We need to talk."
"We have nothing to talk about, I already told you Kuronue, I love Hiei and no one else."
"Tell me Kurama do you still follow the laws of our time?" I asked.
"Some, why do you ask?"
"Do you follow the laws of courtship?"
"Yes, but you already know that."
"Remember the part where if you ever cheat on your mate or leave them without warning and about the part that your mate could do if they found them?" I asked. Kurama became very pale and his eyes were wide. He shook his head yes. Hiei looked at him, and was puzzled.
"I knew this would happen." Doc said. Hiei looked at her then at me and finally to Kurama.
"Someone better fuckin tell me."
"I will." Doc said. "The law states that the mate can either forgive or kill there signficant other, but if the mate cheats on him three times then death is the punishment."
"How do you know?" Hiei asked
"I killed my mate of over three hundred years for cheating on me."
"He cheated on you three times?" I asked
"No, just once, I give him credit though he told me right after the fact, so I gave him mercy and he didn't suffer too long." She said with a smirk, and then went back to writting in her little book.
"Well?" I asked. Looking at Kurama. He didn't say anything. He just looked at me and then at Hiei.
"Can I give my medical opinion please.?" Doc asked. All of us looked at her and she went on. "I think that Kurama loves Hiei, but he still has feeling for you, so I think that Kurama should date the both of you for about a month and then he can decide who he really loves. This means that Hiei and Kuroune will have to be patient." Hiei growled at her but she contiuned. "If you make him pick now, he and you may regret it for a long time, but of course it's entirly up to Kurama." All eyes turned on Kurama.
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Me: Hope you liked it
Hiei and Kuronue: No
Kurama: I hate it.
Me: Who are you going to choose, will it be the tall sexy Kuronue or the dark and mysterious Hiei?
Kurama: ha ha ha (sarcasim) not funny
Hiei: I agree why did you do that?
Me: I'm not sure, you see my mind comes up with this stuff and my fingers just hit the buttons.
Kuronue: I want him to pick me.
Me: Well if you scratch my back then I'll scratch yours. (smirks evily)
Kuronue: What do you mean?
Kurama: Sex for a favor
Hiei:Yes she is a horny human, she almost has the sex drive of a demon.
Kuronue: Aren't you too married though?
Hiei: Review please (sweatdrops, and hopping that I didn't hear that)
Me: Yes we are, but don't worry about Hiei. Oh yeah Please Please Please Review.
Kurama: Yes review and try to make her forget this stupid idea of me picking
Me: Who would you pick Kurama
Kurama: (sweatdrops)