*sighs* this took a while to think out. Should I continue, or should I not... Hmmm a toughy. Well, I think it's unfair to the nice, considerate people out there to leave a cliffy to hang, so, here I go...

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Inu-yasha and Kagome gaped at Sango, who was dressed in a woman fit business outfit, and she wore a pair of smart spectacles. She giggled and blushed, looking at her shoes.

"Sango, what- why-?" Kagome fought out, still staring dumbfounded at the new 'you'.

She pulled Kagome aside. "Your mom, she found me a teacher's contract! I got assigned as an aid, and since your teacher isn't here, I'm watching your 'class'!" *If you sign a contract, you can teach as an aid anywhere, if a teacher is out, you can fill in, like a more permanent sub.*

"Oh- my- god!" Kagome squealed, as she clamped Sango's hands in hers and they jumped up and down. The class stared at their teacher, who was gorgeous, acting like a kid and squealing. This was beyond weird.

"OH! And Miroku's here too!" She giggled again. "He was assigned to this old man... Too bad he can't pop the ol' question, huh?" She laughed silently, as she took seat in her teacher's desk.

"Ohayô gozaimasu!" She began, glancing nervously around at the attentive class. "Ah... Can any one tell me what you've been learning?"

Kagome raised her hand.

"Kagome?"

"History of The Sengoku Jidai." She winked. This subject would be easy, obviously, because Sango lived there.

"Right, ah, yes, here we are." She shuffled through the substitute papers, and found the activity. Naming some of the legendary creatures from the Feudal Era.

Sango scanned the questions, and bit her lip. This Japanese was so difficult to read, but she could pick out most of the symbols.

'Uh, oh...' She thought, as she saw some very strange questions. '{Name the Powerful Inu-hanyou that lived in the time of Nobunaga.} And.... oh Kami, I can't read this one out loud... {What was the name of the Miko that supposedly, due to records traveled with him.} They won't fall for more than one coincidence.' She huffed and pulled at her suit.

"Man, these clothes kill!" She muttered, and Inu-yasha snorted into his sleeves.

She gave him a glare, and looked at the class. "Sooo, every one is learning about the Feudal Era, huh? Well, I just happen to study that subject, and I do believe demons and monsters lived." It was the class's turn to snort.

"Who hired you?!" Some jerk yelled.

"Yeah! Who died and made you teacher?"

Sango waved her hands defensively in front of her face. "Seriously..."

But the kids jeered and threw paper, which she easily dodged and caught.

This went on a bit before Kagome stood up. "WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!? How old are you people anyway?! Well, from the way you act, a stranger would think you are going into the sixth grade!!!" She Yelled angrily. What does a girl have to do around here to get some respect?

The class was silenced, and the last balled up paper landed dully on the floor. Sango smiled appreciatively at Kagome, who just glared at the class and flopped in her seat.

'I Hate school....' She, Inu-yasha and a somewhere miserable Miroku thought.

Sango had talked for about thirty minutes after the squabble and the bell wrang. The students got up, and some stayed. Kagome got to her feet slowly, and stuffed her paper and pancil into her brief-case. She turned to Inu-yasha, to take him to the next class, but she found he was asleep, with his head on the desk. She leaned in to shake him, when Midori tapped her on the shoulder.

"Hey, Kagome! How did you get rid of that bruise, huh?" Kagome stood up.

"What?"

"What are you, some kind of freak, like wolf boy, and dog demon?"

"You mean Inu-yasha and Shirô, right?"

"And what if I do? I'm beginning to think those eyes of yours aren't contacts." She said coldly, jabbing a finger into her collar bone. It didn't hurt. Kagome growled low, without realizing it. Midori took a step back.

"S-stay back! You're growling!!!!" Kagome glared at her through slits. Her aura becoming more and more heated.

"Don't you dare insult Inu-yasha." She growled, in a voice unlike her own.

"Kagome...." Inu-yasha said, now standing, holding her arm.

"Stay out of this, Inu-Hôseki." She jerked her arm away, and got into a fighting position.

"Come and get me." Kagome said coldly, her face contorted with an unknown rage. But as Midori ran towards her, raising a fist, she was knocked to the ground. Sango had punched her hard across the cheek. Kagome stood and stared at the trembling body on the floor. She then tensed and relaxed. Inu-yasha sensed a presence leave her. She knelt down and picked Midori up, supporting her. She was crying.

"Shh! Shh! There, you're okay!" Kagome cooed, helping her out of the room. Inu-yasha gave Sango a strange look of confusion before following Kagome into the crowded hallway.

Inu-yasha easily caught up with her, and walked on the other side of a sniffling Midori. Her mascara was running in little black rivers down her cheeks.

"Kagome?" He asked cautiously.

She smiled and looked at him. "Yes?"

"Uh... um..." He stuttered. That damned smile again, always got him. "Are you feeling alright?"

"What?" She asked, looking innocently puzzled. "She's hurt! I can't just leave her!"

Inu-yasha just stared. 'Maybe... Kagome's Hanyou blood is making her insane; that right there was the old Kagome... But sometimes an odd rage screws up her scent. This is out of hand.' He walked for a while, his eyes unfocused, his head still back in the room when Kagome went all freaky.

When they finally arrived at the nurse's room, they all stopped and listened. There was a man's voice coming from the small closet-sized room.

"Would you be ever so kind as to bear me a child?"

"Wha? Wha?" The nurse stuttered, and they saw her back against a wall.

"Miroku!!" Kagome yelled, she shoved Midori at Inu-yasha, and stormed in the room. "BAD Miroku!"

*WHACK*

"Ow!"

"What do you think you are doing?!"

"I didn't do anyth-"

*WHACK*

"Don't you lie to me!!!"

"I-"*CRACK* "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed and came streaking out. "AAAA! SAVE ME!!" He hid behind Inu-yasha and Midori, cowering.

A very angry Kagome came out of the office, holding what looked like a leg of a chair. "Try that again, and I'll smack your sorry ass to infinity and beyond!!" *Toy story theme song*

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^_^ Hi! I've decided not to quit, but I don't have much time to do chapters because school starts really soon, and I have a boat load of you know what of work to do. I can have long chapters that will update in a week or two, or short ones that will update every four days or so. Please Tell me which.

R&R!

^_^ YAY!!!!!!!! I figured out how to do the 'ô' thingy. Control shift ^ and then an o. feh, I could have figured that out without my mom. I learned others too.. ñ eñe I take Spanish, but I don't know how to spell sounds. I'll do the ô thing from now on, like with Shippô and Kikyô and such. OH! And that reviewer (luv ya, but…) SesshoUmaru should actually be Sesshômaru thankyou.

Ja! Dômo Arigatô Gozaimashita. *bows deeply*