When Sanzo entered his apartment, he immediately threw his things on the floor, ripped his tie off and collapsed face first on to his queen size bed, he gave a loud exasperated moan into a pillow, which sparked his roommate to come and investigate.

"Aw, what's wrong?" A voice came from above his spread eagle form.

"Shove it up your ass." He responded politely.

"Bad day?" He asked sweetly.

Sanzo just moaned as he rolled over on his back to stare up at his friend who had his red hair pulled back into a ponytail. A light flowery perfume wafted in front of his nostrils and made him cough.

"Jesus Gojyo, I told you if your gonna' wear that shit don't wear so much! You smell like a God damn opium whore." Sanzo commented.

"Well you won't have to bitch about it since I'm heading off to work. What's crawled up your ass today anyways?" He asked with a humph as he stuffed some random cloth items in a gym bag.

"Yaone."

"The fishy smelling one?"

"Yeah, she's been bitching me out all day."

"Sounds rough…" Gojyo paused for a moment as he zipped the bag up. "Why don't you come hang out with me at work?"

"Ah…sure…why not…you never really told me what you did for a living anyways." He sighed as he rolled off the bed and grabbed his keys.

Gojyo's work place was a strip joint, the Naked Bacon to be exact. It made a lot of sense to Sanzo though; the endless nights at the gym would have said something about his job as a bouncer.

The pink and blue lights inside the building blinked enough to cause one to go into a seizure, which explained why there were a few men on the ground twitching and foaming at the mouth. One was able to muster a strained "help" noise but Sanzo instead stepped on the incapacitated men and took a seat at a table in front of the stage; there was a poll in front of him indicating what the main event might be.

"Hey Sanzo!" A voice called from behind him, it was Hakkai and the new guy.

"Oh for Christ sake…" he muttered as he tried to hide his face from his friends.

The two sat down at his table giving him kinky stares, "So what are you doing here of all places, my friend?" Hakkai asked.

"Question is why are you here?" Sanzo retorted.

"Oh yeah, don't you have a girlfriend?" Goku added as he recalled Hakkai's request for a poem about her.

"Well she ran off with another man tonight." He said cheerfully.

"Uh…shouldn't you be unhappy about that?" Goku asked

"Nah, its no big deal they do this all the time when ever the family gets upset." Sanzo explained.

"Oh. Feuding families?" Goku said sympathetically.

"No, just incest." Hakkai said with a giggle.

Goku made a face and tried to find a safe escape rout.

"You didn't answer my question Sanzo." Hakkai said changing the subject.

"Just to make it clear I'm not here to look at the women! It's for the educational value!"

"Well it makes sense I guess, I figured you swung our way." Hakkai said with a wink as he began to drag his foot up and down the man's leg.

"What?! Wait a second-" The blonde screamed but he was cut off by an announcer ready to introduce the first act.

The lights went down and all that was left was a pink light shining over the stage, "And now the moment you've all been waiting for…" the announcer boomed, Sanzo just covered his head with his arms and sunk into the table "…it's the Naked Bacon's own lovely temptress, Jaja!" Suddenly some kinky music came on and a body strutted out from the curtains Sanzo continued to hide his face as he listened to his friends cheer the dancer on.

"Aw come on Sanzo, this is good stuff." Goku said as he lifted the man's head up.

"I don't want to watch it I'm not like you-HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" He shrieked as he saw his roommate in a revealing glittery schoolgirl outfit dancing about the stage in.

"Hey there cutie." Gojyo said with a little wink towards Sanzo's direction who was simply gawking at the transvestite.

"Hi, Jaja! Your doing a great job tonight!" Hakkai said with a cheerful smile as he handed the red head a twenty.

Suddenly Gojyo's red high heel and well shaven leg were on the table, "Well I can do an even better job for the right incentive…"

"Oh God…take me now…" Sanzo moaned as he tried not to look at his friend's disgusting yet well-played show.

"You're going to have to pay extra for that…" The dancer whispered as one of his long painted fingernails traveled up his friend's cheek causing him to launch up from his chair and punch the hooker in the face.

"Ah! Fucking Christ! Why'd you do that?!" Gojyo said as he nursed his now bruised jaw.

"You never told me you were a cross dressing topless dancer!" He screamed.

"And what I fine one he is!" Some hick hollered through missing teeth and a slurred southern accent.

"You! Yeah you, hick boy! You want my fist in your ass!?"

"Tell me where and when, baby!" The hick said as he blew a kiss.

"Jesus is everyone here a fucking pervert!?"

"Well Sanzo, you do realize you're at a strip joint, right?" Hakkai informed him.

Sanzo made a frustrated groan and headed for the exit but not before he smashed the hick's face into a wall while screaming "YE DAWGY" mockingly.

T.B.C…