Chapter.6
Forbidden Memories
Everyone was back at Neo's place bandaged and l cleaned up. Drake and the Magnet Bros. were sleeping while Neo and Christine talked to Lance.
Neo: Lance what do you remember, who am I?
Lance: I don't know, and as a matter a' fact who am I.
Neo: You're Lance.
Neo explained everything about who Lance was and everything about his past. Lance seemed to remember some of the small things like beer and Saturos, but that was all. Christine sat quietly just staring at Lance.
Lance: So you're Christine huh? (Pointing to Christine)
Christine: Yes that's right.
Lance: This may be sudden, but I think you're beautiful.
Christine began to cry, then stood up and ran to her room. Lance looked with a curious look on her face then looked to Neo.
Lance: Was it something I said?
Neo shook his head: No, It's just that Christine.um.
Lance: What?
Neo:.uh.well.
Drake: Hey! I found a way to get Lance's memories back. All we need to do is read some spell!
Neo: What spell?
Drake: The one titled "Forbidden Memories". We just chant it for five minutes and poof! He'll remember everything!
Neo: Sounds easy, what's the catch?
Drake: We have to chant it for five minutes, duh.
Neo: ( I worry about you sometimes.
Drake: Now all we need is a sack of potatoes, some Swiss cheese, an anchovy, and the boxers of a mage! Hmmm, where could we find a mage at this hour?
A giant sweat drop went down Neo's head and without a word he got the supplies. Neo was a sucker for weird foods so naturally he had everything needed except one vital ingredient.
Drake: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't take my boxers!!! I won't let you they're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Drake screamed as Beta and Gamma held him down while Alpha was trying to get boxers off him.
Alpha: Dear God.
Beta:.Why won't he.
Gamma:.Shut his mouth?!
Christine: Drake please, we know this is very awkward, but please you know if any of us could take your place we would, right?
Neo: Nope.
Alpha: No way.
Beta: .In Hell.
Gamma: .Michigan!
Drake: Not a chance! I'd never change places with that...HEY!!!
Christine growing very impatient tried one last time to reason with Drake.
Christine: Drake please we need your boxers for just a moment then--
Drake: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER--
Crack!!! Christine sighed heavily removing her fist from Drake's face. As the stubborn mage dropped to the ground Alpha "relieved" him of his boxers. Drake came to soon after and they began the ceremony. Incidentally the person who led the spell (Drake) had to wear the mage's boxers. Alpha, Beta, and Gamma promised to beat the stupid out then back into Drake when it was all over. Everyone formed a circle around Lance and they began to chant the spell. For once everything went fine and Lance regained his memory as planned. With his memories returned the magnet bros. departed back to the karaoke bar (after beating the stupid out of and into Drake of course).
To be continued...
Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians"
Hey, Lance here and back to "normal". Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians" we're back on track, but before we go back to the floaty castle Neo decides to stay behind because he has some reading to catch up on. If ya ask me it's probably his way of not getting between Christine and I. Now we run into this Labyrinth and Drake ends up ... BREAK-DANCING!?!?!?! Who writes this crap?! Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians". Artistic putz...
Ending Theme
(I can't think of a new ending theme so enjoy this Techno song)
Chemical Love
Caught up in world, world of spark Make this decision only live to hurt But chemicals can never be enough!
You need the trill of love, An electric trill, in chemical love. You need the trill of love, An electric trill, in chemical love. (chemical love)
Here's the bomb, you hear the hiss See that rhythm comin' your way think me I'm the chemical love and I'm pleased to your name. Hurry up now, come on take the case. Mess with me and I'll bomb this! Damn, just gimme some room No one can resist my deadly groove.
When you fall on the floor, That's when I pump some more Gasses into your body You can't compete when I bomb the wall Tearin' off like it's free Got the lyrics by me so, Humans beware. Chemical Love is what puts the flava in the air!
Forbidden Memories
Everyone was back at Neo's place bandaged and l cleaned up. Drake and the Magnet Bros. were sleeping while Neo and Christine talked to Lance.
Neo: Lance what do you remember, who am I?
Lance: I don't know, and as a matter a' fact who am I.
Neo: You're Lance.
Neo explained everything about who Lance was and everything about his past. Lance seemed to remember some of the small things like beer and Saturos, but that was all. Christine sat quietly just staring at Lance.
Lance: So you're Christine huh? (Pointing to Christine)
Christine: Yes that's right.
Lance: This may be sudden, but I think you're beautiful.
Christine began to cry, then stood up and ran to her room. Lance looked with a curious look on her face then looked to Neo.
Lance: Was it something I said?
Neo shook his head: No, It's just that Christine.um.
Lance: What?
Neo:.uh.well.
Drake: Hey! I found a way to get Lance's memories back. All we need to do is read some spell!
Neo: What spell?
Drake: The one titled "Forbidden Memories". We just chant it for five minutes and poof! He'll remember everything!
Neo: Sounds easy, what's the catch?
Drake: We have to chant it for five minutes, duh.
Neo: ( I worry about you sometimes.
Drake: Now all we need is a sack of potatoes, some Swiss cheese, an anchovy, and the boxers of a mage! Hmmm, where could we find a mage at this hour?
A giant sweat drop went down Neo's head and without a word he got the supplies. Neo was a sucker for weird foods so naturally he had everything needed except one vital ingredient.
Drake: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't take my boxers!!! I won't let you they're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Drake screamed as Beta and Gamma held him down while Alpha was trying to get boxers off him.
Alpha: Dear God.
Beta:.Why won't he.
Gamma:.Shut his mouth?!
Christine: Drake please, we know this is very awkward, but please you know if any of us could take your place we would, right?
Neo: Nope.
Alpha: No way.
Beta: .In Hell.
Gamma: .Michigan!
Drake: Not a chance! I'd never change places with that...HEY!!!
Christine growing very impatient tried one last time to reason with Drake.
Christine: Drake please we need your boxers for just a moment then--
Drake: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER--
Crack!!! Christine sighed heavily removing her fist from Drake's face. As the stubborn mage dropped to the ground Alpha "relieved" him of his boxers. Drake came to soon after and they began the ceremony. Incidentally the person who led the spell (Drake) had to wear the mage's boxers. Alpha, Beta, and Gamma promised to beat the stupid out then back into Drake when it was all over. Everyone formed a circle around Lance and they began to chant the spell. For once everything went fine and Lance regained his memory as planned. With his memories returned the magnet bros. departed back to the karaoke bar (after beating the stupid out of and into Drake of course).
To be continued...
Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians"
Hey, Lance here and back to "normal". Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians" we're back on track, but before we go back to the floaty castle Neo decides to stay behind because he has some reading to catch up on. If ya ask me it's probably his way of not getting between Christine and I. Now we run into this Labyrinth and Drake ends up ... BREAK-DANCING!?!?!?! Who writes this crap?! Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians". Artistic putz...
Ending Theme
(I can't think of a new ending theme so enjoy this Techno song)
Chemical Love
Caught up in world, world of spark Make this decision only live to hurt But chemicals can never be enough!
You need the trill of love, An electric trill, in chemical love. You need the trill of love, An electric trill, in chemical love. (chemical love)
Here's the bomb, you hear the hiss See that rhythm comin' your way think me I'm the chemical love and I'm pleased to your name. Hurry up now, come on take the case. Mess with me and I'll bomb this! Damn, just gimme some room No one can resist my deadly groove.
When you fall on the floor, That's when I pump some more Gasses into your body You can't compete when I bomb the wall Tearin' off like it's free Got the lyrics by me so, Humans beware. Chemical Love is what puts the flava in the air!