Monica laughed. "Yea."
"So... this is my baby?" Chandler pointed to Caitlin.
"Yea."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
Chandler sat down. "Wow.. umm.." Chandler sat there quietly.
"Chandler... you don't have to be involved at all.. if it makes you feel weird."
"No.. um.. wow. umm.. well. i. um.. huh.. wow." Chandler shook his head. "I umm.. i want to be apart of her life. Definatley. umm wow. Why didn't you tell me?"
"It was never the right time..."
"What are you talking about you had like i don't know... a couple months to tell me."
"I know. It's just.. You were always with Nancy. And then remember that time when you told me about you and Nancy.. getting married?"
"Yea."
"I was gonna tell you that i was pregnant.. but um.. well.. i guess i got scared. And then um. That night we were supposed to have dinner and i was gonna tell you but you never showed up.."
"I did show up."
"I figured since you didn't show up you didn't care.. and i don't know... I'm so sorry. I should've told you. But i was mad at you."
"Yea..." Chandler cleared his throat. "What's her middle name?"
"I was thinking Isabelle."
"Pretty.. why?"
"Why not?" Monica smiled.
"Because i want to know the reason why you want her middle name to be Isabelle."
"Do you not like it?"
"I love it. But c'mon i know you have a reason."
"Ok. Caitlin Isabelle Bing. put it together."
"Caitlin is a bell Bing." Chandler laughed. "People are gonna make fun of her. Bell Bing! I get it" Chandler continued to laugh.
"Well.. i wasn't exactly thinking that but thats cute" Monica giggled. "Caitlin is a beautiful Bing."
"Yea she is beautiful.But uh sorry Mon uh Isabeautiful is kinda a weird name. I thought we were talking about Isabelle. I like that better then Isabeautiful."
"Belle in french is beautiful"
"Why are you mixing french with english. Why don't you just make her middle name all french?"
"Do you really not like the name or something?"
"No. I love it. Just tryin to give you a hard time." Chandler smiled.
"You're so mean!" Monica punched CHandler playfully.
Chandler laughed. THen he looked at his watch. "Hey i gotta go."
"Oh ok.."
"I'll be back after work. ok?"
"Ok."
"Bye Caitlin." Chandler waved to Caitlin. "Bye Mon." Chandler walked out the door.
*
Chandler lied. He wasn't going to go to work. It was his day off. He opened the door to Monica's apartment to find everyone there. "Hey guys."
"Hey how is she?" Rachel asked taking a sip of her water.
"Go..."
"Who's the father?" Phoebe interrupted.
"Guess." Chandler went to the fridge and took out a bottle of water.
"TELL US BING! I'll kick your bony little.." Phoebe went up to Chandler and sqeezed his cheeks(face)
"OK! OK! Just Please let go." Chandler sounded funny.
Phoebe let go.
"Thank you... ok the father is.... me."
"What?" They all said together.
Everyone looked at Rachel.
"What?" RAchel asked innocently.
"You already knew." Ross said.
"So.. doesn't mean i can't join in."
"I knew it was your baby!" Joey went up to him and put him on the back. "Congradulations man!" Joey gave Chandler a big hug.
"Ow."
"SOrry." Joey let go.
"Congradulations!!" They all said and went over to hug Chandler.
"Rach.." Chandler started to say.
"What?"
"Umm would you mind if we traded apartments? So i could be here with monica and the baby."
"No i don't mind at all." Rachel smiled.
"I was thinking we could turn your room into a nursery..."
"Where are you gonna sleep?" Ross asked.
"I don't know.. on the couch i guess."
"You can't do that."
"Why not? I slept on that couch all the time."
"You should sleep in a bed. How about Monica's?" Phoebe asked excitedly.
Chandler laughed. "No. I don't think Nancy would like that."
"Is she gonna like you living with Monica.. have you told her about the baby?"
"No... not.. yet. I just found out. Doesn't matter. I want to get that nursery done before Monica comes home. So we have a couple days. Where is her baby book?" Chandler asked.
"What baby book?" Joey asked
"I know Monica has to have a baby book if she had a wedding book."
"Oh. She gave it to me." Phoebe said. "I haven't opened it or anything yet. But i have it."
"Could you go get it? So we can start on it?"
"Sure."
"Great."
*
An hour later...
"Ok. So we need a light pink paint.." Chandler looked at rows and rows of paint cans. "Theres a lot of pink.." CHandler nodded.
"Chandler Bing?" An attractive man with blonde spiky hair came over.
"Umm yea?" CHandler gave him a weird look. He looked familiar but he just couldn't figure out who he was...
"It's me Zack. I used to work for Monica. We met a few times."
"Oh... yea.." Chandler suddenly felt a pang of anger. He wanted to punch him. "Yea.. i remember." It was the guy who stole Monica from him.
"I'm gonna go look at the paint over there." RAchel said and started to walk away.
"No. Stay." Chandler grabbed her arm.
"How is she? I haven't seen her since i got a new job. A chef at another resturaunt. In soho."
"She's fine. So Rach which pink?" Chandler tried to not pay attention to Zack.
"So umm.. what's the paint for?" Zack asked.
Chandler wanted to say 'none of your damn buisness' but he couldn't because that would be rude. "For a room."
"Yea Monica just had a baby." Rachel smiled.
Chandler glared at Rachel.
"Oops. Just kidding." Rachel smiled.
"Oh. Monica had a baby?"
"Yea." Chandler didn't want Zack to know. He didn't know why.
"Wow. I can't believe she didn't tell me."
"Why would she tell you?" Chandler asked coldly.
"It's my baby isn't it?"
"No. It's my baby."
"Are you sure. Because she told me that you guys can't have kids."
"She told you that?"
"Yea. After that we had sex..."
"What?" Chandler turned and looked at him.
*
Chandler burst into Monica's hospital room waking her up. It was clear that he was mad. He stared at her for a while. She had never seen him this angry. Not even when she told him she wanted to see other people. "YOU LIED TO ME!"
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"So... this is my baby?" Chandler pointed to Caitlin.
"Yea."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
Chandler sat down. "Wow.. umm.." Chandler sat there quietly.
"Chandler... you don't have to be involved at all.. if it makes you feel weird."
"No.. um.. wow. umm.. well. i. um.. huh.. wow." Chandler shook his head. "I umm.. i want to be apart of her life. Definatley. umm wow. Why didn't you tell me?"
"It was never the right time..."
"What are you talking about you had like i don't know... a couple months to tell me."
"I know. It's just.. You were always with Nancy. And then remember that time when you told me about you and Nancy.. getting married?"
"Yea."
"I was gonna tell you that i was pregnant.. but um.. well.. i guess i got scared. And then um. That night we were supposed to have dinner and i was gonna tell you but you never showed up.."
"I did show up."
"I figured since you didn't show up you didn't care.. and i don't know... I'm so sorry. I should've told you. But i was mad at you."
"Yea..." Chandler cleared his throat. "What's her middle name?"
"I was thinking Isabelle."
"Pretty.. why?"
"Why not?" Monica smiled.
"Because i want to know the reason why you want her middle name to be Isabelle."
"Do you not like it?"
"I love it. But c'mon i know you have a reason."
"Ok. Caitlin Isabelle Bing. put it together."
"Caitlin is a bell Bing." Chandler laughed. "People are gonna make fun of her. Bell Bing! I get it" Chandler continued to laugh.
"Well.. i wasn't exactly thinking that but thats cute" Monica giggled. "Caitlin is a beautiful Bing."
"Yea she is beautiful.But uh sorry Mon uh Isabeautiful is kinda a weird name. I thought we were talking about Isabelle. I like that better then Isabeautiful."
"Belle in french is beautiful"
"Why are you mixing french with english. Why don't you just make her middle name all french?"
"Do you really not like the name or something?"
"No. I love it. Just tryin to give you a hard time." Chandler smiled.
"You're so mean!" Monica punched CHandler playfully.
Chandler laughed. THen he looked at his watch. "Hey i gotta go."
"Oh ok.."
"I'll be back after work. ok?"
"Ok."
"Bye Caitlin." Chandler waved to Caitlin. "Bye Mon." Chandler walked out the door.
*
Chandler lied. He wasn't going to go to work. It was his day off. He opened the door to Monica's apartment to find everyone there. "Hey guys."
"Hey how is she?" Rachel asked taking a sip of her water.
"Go..."
"Who's the father?" Phoebe interrupted.
"Guess." Chandler went to the fridge and took out a bottle of water.
"TELL US BING! I'll kick your bony little.." Phoebe went up to Chandler and sqeezed his cheeks(face)
"OK! OK! Just Please let go." Chandler sounded funny.
Phoebe let go.
"Thank you... ok the father is.... me."
"What?" They all said together.
Everyone looked at Rachel.
"What?" RAchel asked innocently.
"You already knew." Ross said.
"So.. doesn't mean i can't join in."
"I knew it was your baby!" Joey went up to him and put him on the back. "Congradulations man!" Joey gave Chandler a big hug.
"Ow."
"SOrry." Joey let go.
"Congradulations!!" They all said and went over to hug Chandler.
"Rach.." Chandler started to say.
"What?"
"Umm would you mind if we traded apartments? So i could be here with monica and the baby."
"No i don't mind at all." Rachel smiled.
"I was thinking we could turn your room into a nursery..."
"Where are you gonna sleep?" Ross asked.
"I don't know.. on the couch i guess."
"You can't do that."
"Why not? I slept on that couch all the time."
"You should sleep in a bed. How about Monica's?" Phoebe asked excitedly.
Chandler laughed. "No. I don't think Nancy would like that."
"Is she gonna like you living with Monica.. have you told her about the baby?"
"No... not.. yet. I just found out. Doesn't matter. I want to get that nursery done before Monica comes home. So we have a couple days. Where is her baby book?" Chandler asked.
"What baby book?" Joey asked
"I know Monica has to have a baby book if she had a wedding book."
"Oh. She gave it to me." Phoebe said. "I haven't opened it or anything yet. But i have it."
"Could you go get it? So we can start on it?"
"Sure."
"Great."
*
An hour later...
"Ok. So we need a light pink paint.." Chandler looked at rows and rows of paint cans. "Theres a lot of pink.." CHandler nodded.
"Chandler Bing?" An attractive man with blonde spiky hair came over.
"Umm yea?" CHandler gave him a weird look. He looked familiar but he just couldn't figure out who he was...
"It's me Zack. I used to work for Monica. We met a few times."
"Oh... yea.." Chandler suddenly felt a pang of anger. He wanted to punch him. "Yea.. i remember." It was the guy who stole Monica from him.
"I'm gonna go look at the paint over there." RAchel said and started to walk away.
"No. Stay." Chandler grabbed her arm.
"How is she? I haven't seen her since i got a new job. A chef at another resturaunt. In soho."
"She's fine. So Rach which pink?" Chandler tried to not pay attention to Zack.
"So umm.. what's the paint for?" Zack asked.
Chandler wanted to say 'none of your damn buisness' but he couldn't because that would be rude. "For a room."
"Yea Monica just had a baby." Rachel smiled.
Chandler glared at Rachel.
"Oops. Just kidding." Rachel smiled.
"Oh. Monica had a baby?"
"Yea." Chandler didn't want Zack to know. He didn't know why.
"Wow. I can't believe she didn't tell me."
"Why would she tell you?" Chandler asked coldly.
"It's my baby isn't it?"
"No. It's my baby."
"Are you sure. Because she told me that you guys can't have kids."
"She told you that?"
"Yea. After that we had sex..."
"What?" Chandler turned and looked at him.
*
Chandler burst into Monica's hospital room waking her up. It was clear that he was mad. He stared at her for a while. She had never seen him this angry. Not even when she told him she wanted to see other people. "YOU LIED TO ME!"
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Thanks for the reviews! You guys rock!How was that? I looked over it a couple times but there are probably some typos... my thumbs are ducktaped down hehe.. so its kinda hard to type.. yea anyway Please review.