Chapter.8
Lord of the Dance Dance
Everyone remained silent and were astonished at what they saw, except Drake who had a thought bubble with the Dark Magician girl inside stripping very slowly. "It's a tie!" The Gate Guardian smiled. "You were lucky this time now we get serious!!!"
Drake fell to one knee panting heavily; apparently he didn't feel well as he kept his greenish color. And so end the story of how the Dark Magician became green.
The End.
And so continues Lance, Drake, Christine, and Neo's journey to the Castle of Dark Illusions. Christine rushed over and helped Drake to his feet. "Drake, Drake are you okay?" "It's not easy being green," Drake said forcing a smile. "Now let the next challenge begin!" The Gate Guardian roared holding his hands high into the air. Thunder began to roll as the winds grew restless. Finally lightning struck the Earth and from the light appeared a strange machine. Neo stared wide eyed instantly recognizing the instrument of pure evil, "No, it can't be this has to be. This is some kind of trick!" Neo turned to the Gate Guardian, teeth grit and fists clinched. "I refuse to let any of these good souls fall victim to this.this evil!!!" "Not even Drake?" Lance questioned. "No Lance, not even Drake!" "What evil resides in this machine that has stricken you into speaking such words of concern?" Christine asked still supporting Drake. "This is the next challenge accept or be Smote!" Announced the Gate Guardian. Christine handed Drake over to Lance and stepped forward. "I, Christine, will accept this next challenge no matter the evil behind it. I will over come anything in order to fulfill our mission!" Christine growled. "Christine no! You can't!" Neo called out, "Lance aren't you at all concerned for Christine's safety?!" Lance simply smiled and answered, "I don't fear for Christine's safety, she is an independent woman and her spirit is too strong to be broken. Besides, what evil can come from a game?" "Lance, if you only knew the terrors I've experienced at the hands of that infernal machine," Neo thought. There were two areas on the "stage" for the players to stand, a normal one for Christine and an enormous sized one for the Gate Guardian. Each area had four directional steps at the base, one forward, backward, left, and right. And in front of the stage there was an gigantic screen. Both the elf and the.totem pole.guy stepped onto stage and the screen lit up in a brilliant flash. "What is this thing?" Christine asked the Gate guy. "This is the ultimate test in agility, the harshest test of your dancing skills, and the latest in head bangin' music by no name artist that can't get a real job in the music business." "You mean."Christine began. "Yes, this is Dance Dance Revolution! ".huh?" said Lance and Drake. "Yes," Neo lowered his head in shame, "The machine is a "DDR" game. Drake and Lance fell under uncontrollable laughter. "WHAT?!!?" Neo growled, "This is an extremely dangerous game!" "What's gonna happen?" Lance said through his laughter, "Is she gonna trip and fall?" "Or become an orthodontist?" Drake laughed. "Chuckle all you want dumb and dumber, but you'll soon see what horrors await Christine on the dance floor, Neo shuttered.
Letters ran cross the screen spelling out Dance Dance Revolution: 5th Mix. "Now you play by stepping on the arrow when it touches the silhouette of that same arrow at the top of the screen. The arrows--"
"Blah, blah, blah, you talk too much," Christine interrupted. Stepping on the panels she chose her first song and was dancin' up storm. Christine twist, turned, spun, and jumped, too bad she was missing every step. The song ended and the final score was Gate Guardian rank: AA having got all the steps perfect, and Christine: E having missed all the steps. "Ack! What did I do wrong?" Christine whined. "You need to watch the screen, pure dance isn't the way to play this game. You need to move to the music, but only the way that the music tells you to. Otherwise you're just wasting your time looking like one of the Three Stooges on crack.
"So Lance you still confident in Christine's abilities?" Neo asked smugly. Lance stood speechless dropping Drake on his face, then he turned to Neo. "Hey Neo, can you do something about Christine's clothes?" Lance asked. "Like what? Dissolve them?" Neo responded. "I agree," Christine said turning to her friends. "Okay I'll dissolve your clothes, but I fail to see what it'll achieve," Neo sighed. "NOT THAT!!!" Christine snapped, "I need something that I won't trip over while I'm dancing, like.like pants! And while you're at it, I could use a decent top too, a."
"Tank top?" Drake asked "Sure, a tank top what ever that is," Christine shrugged. "Score!" Lance and Drake thought in unison. "Alright I just point my finger and Bam," Neo said shooting a small beam at Christine. And instantly Christine was in a tank top and a pair of jeans. Checking out her new look and approving, she once again turned to the giant screen and smiled. "It's time for round two, you ready?" (FYI: DDR normally has three songs in one round). The next song started and Christine was already doing much better. "Left, right, right, up, up, jump!" Christine thought to herself hitting every note perfectly. "Move in girl," Lance yelled, "Get up Drake!" "I'm fallen and I can't get up!" Drake whined. "It's those stupid medals around your neck, retard," Lance sighed, "They look like they weigh five pounds each. "Larry, Curly, pay attention Christine's dancing her ass off and." "Shut-up!" Christine growled interrupting Neo. The Gate Guardian through the sixteenth note part began to loose the beat and his balance as well. "Oh, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!" The giant totem pole guy fell back and landed on Drake. Christine did spare Drake a look as she finished the song. Final score: Gate Guardian: D, Christine: A. "Yaaaa! I did it! I win, I win, I win, I win, I win," Christine shouted jumping up and down. The Gate Guardian climbed to his feet and readjusted himself, twisting Suijin forward as Kazejin spun himself right side up. "You many have beaten us this round, but the final round will test your true skills," the Gate Guardian said, holding up his fist. "Drake, are you okay?" Christine yelled. "If he's dead then I get to pawn his clothes," Lance smiled. Drake was pancake flat, not moving, but showing faint signs of life.
".*Fart!*.P-panekeelrs peas," he spoke face planted 4 feet in the ground.
"Here," Neo said handing Drake a bottle a' Tylenol. "You wuss," Lance sighed as a thought bubble full of money flew away. The Gate Guardian stepped back onto the dance stage and the last song was chosen and the duel of the dance entered it last round. The song began and an uneasy wind began to blow. The Gate Guardian's middle section (Kazejin) was causing a tornado around Christine. "Hey what's this crap!?" Christine cried being lifted into the air. "He's Cheating!" Lance growled drawing his sword, holding it reverse grip. "JACK ASS!!!" Throwing his Sword as hard as he could, it pierced Kazejin with a tremendous crack! The enormous monster paused and slowly began to tip over and he reached out one arm as he collapsed on Drake. Left, Left, Right, Jump, Jump, Jump. "*Phew!* I win! Christine said raising her arms. "You did great Christine!" Lance complimented. "You think s-so.?" Christine said dropping to her knees. Lance caught her in the nick of time. "Christine! Christine!!" Lance called laying her on her back. "Say something! Christine!!!" "She'll be fine," Neo said patting Lance's shoulder, "I told you the danger, this machine drains your life force while you play causing the player to go into a temporary coma at the end. So you just need to take care of Christine until she wakes up." "When will she open her eyes again?!" Lance asked his eyes almost beginning to tear. "It differs from species to species, elves generally are out for a day to a few hundred years." Lance held Christine's head to his chest as tears ran down his cheeks. Just then Drake crawled out from under the Gate Guardian. He rose to his feet and stumbled around as if he were drunk. "With all the thoughts that I be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln if only I had a brain do doo doo doo doo doo doo." Neo sighed asking himself why he passed up that chance to teach girls gymnastics for training Lance. "Well I guess it could be worse, I could've taught Drake that duplication technique," Neo sighed again. "We need to get through that Labyrinth with or without Christine," Lance said propping Christine onto his back in a "piggy-back" position. Neo grabbed Drake by his hat and followed Lance as he began to enter the maze. "STOP where you stand!" Lance and Neo turned as the Gate Guardian climbed to his feet pulling the sword from his stomach (Kazejin's face) and threw it at Lance. Neo jumped in front of the Celtic elf and intercepted the sword, catching the blade in his teeth. "If youf mufft fink daft yo can fwin wift a chfeep fot your misfaken!" Neo smiled, spitting the sword to Lance. "You've still got one last challenge to defeat me in!" Roared the Gate guy arms crossed "I'll accept your last challenge, but only if you answer my question," Neo said "Shoot," the G.G. replied. "Alright, if one of you have to take a piss do you detach and do your business or does it all come out of Suijin?" Neo asked. ".I was hoping you wouldn't ask me that question, I get that so much you wouldn't believe it!" The G.G. sighed, one hand over his face, "Okay the thing is if me (Sanga) or Kazejin need to use the can we need to attach to Suijin and then it all runs out his mouth, and that's also where his "tidal surge" attack comes from." Neo slapped himself in a why'd I ask that question fashion and the Gate Guardian announced his final challenge. "The two of use must find two trees in the forest of equal size and chop them down with Herrings!" "Herrings.as in the fish?" Neo questioned. "Yes Herrings, now on your mark.get set.go!" With his final words the Gate Guardian ran and ran until he disappeared over the horizon. "Well, that was easy," Neo said, as a sweat drop went down his head. "To the Labyrinth!" Lance said marching onward. "Let's," Neo said looking back.
To be continued. Hey Lance here, Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians". This maze seems too difficult to navigate through so Neo and I go separate ways, Neo makes it out, but I get lost and end up trapped. But there's good and bad news too, the good news is Christine is starting to show signs of waking, but the bad news. My feelings for her may force me to do something unimaginable to her before she fully wakes, see what happens next time on "Of Elves and Magicians" "Our over flowing Emotions." Be there just incase I can't control it.
And so ends another chapter of O.E.A.M. I'm thinking of discontinuing this story and taking it off of Fan Fiction. What do you say, email me or tell me in a review, thanx. ~_~ -Krimson
And on a lighter note an ending song (one of my personal favorites).
Blue by Eiffel 65
Yo listen up Here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is blue just like him Inside and outside Blue his house with the blue little windows and a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen. I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da be di I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue is all the trees and all the streets are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people that walk around Blue like my corvette it's in and outside Blue are all the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da be di Inside and outside Blue his house with the blue little windows and a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen. I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da be di
Lord of the Dance Dance
Everyone remained silent and were astonished at what they saw, except Drake who had a thought bubble with the Dark Magician girl inside stripping very slowly. "It's a tie!" The Gate Guardian smiled. "You were lucky this time now we get serious!!!"
Drake fell to one knee panting heavily; apparently he didn't feel well as he kept his greenish color. And so end the story of how the Dark Magician became green.
The End.
And so continues Lance, Drake, Christine, and Neo's journey to the Castle of Dark Illusions. Christine rushed over and helped Drake to his feet. "Drake, Drake are you okay?" "It's not easy being green," Drake said forcing a smile. "Now let the next challenge begin!" The Gate Guardian roared holding his hands high into the air. Thunder began to roll as the winds grew restless. Finally lightning struck the Earth and from the light appeared a strange machine. Neo stared wide eyed instantly recognizing the instrument of pure evil, "No, it can't be this has to be. This is some kind of trick!" Neo turned to the Gate Guardian, teeth grit and fists clinched. "I refuse to let any of these good souls fall victim to this.this evil!!!" "Not even Drake?" Lance questioned. "No Lance, not even Drake!" "What evil resides in this machine that has stricken you into speaking such words of concern?" Christine asked still supporting Drake. "This is the next challenge accept or be Smote!" Announced the Gate Guardian. Christine handed Drake over to Lance and stepped forward. "I, Christine, will accept this next challenge no matter the evil behind it. I will over come anything in order to fulfill our mission!" Christine growled. "Christine no! You can't!" Neo called out, "Lance aren't you at all concerned for Christine's safety?!" Lance simply smiled and answered, "I don't fear for Christine's safety, she is an independent woman and her spirit is too strong to be broken. Besides, what evil can come from a game?" "Lance, if you only knew the terrors I've experienced at the hands of that infernal machine," Neo thought. There were two areas on the "stage" for the players to stand, a normal one for Christine and an enormous sized one for the Gate Guardian. Each area had four directional steps at the base, one forward, backward, left, and right. And in front of the stage there was an gigantic screen. Both the elf and the.totem pole.guy stepped onto stage and the screen lit up in a brilliant flash. "What is this thing?" Christine asked the Gate guy. "This is the ultimate test in agility, the harshest test of your dancing skills, and the latest in head bangin' music by no name artist that can't get a real job in the music business." "You mean."Christine began. "Yes, this is Dance Dance Revolution! ".huh?" said Lance and Drake. "Yes," Neo lowered his head in shame, "The machine is a "DDR" game. Drake and Lance fell under uncontrollable laughter. "WHAT?!!?" Neo growled, "This is an extremely dangerous game!" "What's gonna happen?" Lance said through his laughter, "Is she gonna trip and fall?" "Or become an orthodontist?" Drake laughed. "Chuckle all you want dumb and dumber, but you'll soon see what horrors await Christine on the dance floor, Neo shuttered.
Letters ran cross the screen spelling out Dance Dance Revolution: 5th Mix. "Now you play by stepping on the arrow when it touches the silhouette of that same arrow at the top of the screen. The arrows--"
"Blah, blah, blah, you talk too much," Christine interrupted. Stepping on the panels she chose her first song and was dancin' up storm. Christine twist, turned, spun, and jumped, too bad she was missing every step. The song ended and the final score was Gate Guardian rank: AA having got all the steps perfect, and Christine: E having missed all the steps. "Ack! What did I do wrong?" Christine whined. "You need to watch the screen, pure dance isn't the way to play this game. You need to move to the music, but only the way that the music tells you to. Otherwise you're just wasting your time looking like one of the Three Stooges on crack.
"So Lance you still confident in Christine's abilities?" Neo asked smugly. Lance stood speechless dropping Drake on his face, then he turned to Neo. "Hey Neo, can you do something about Christine's clothes?" Lance asked. "Like what? Dissolve them?" Neo responded. "I agree," Christine said turning to her friends. "Okay I'll dissolve your clothes, but I fail to see what it'll achieve," Neo sighed. "NOT THAT!!!" Christine snapped, "I need something that I won't trip over while I'm dancing, like.like pants! And while you're at it, I could use a decent top too, a."
"Tank top?" Drake asked "Sure, a tank top what ever that is," Christine shrugged. "Score!" Lance and Drake thought in unison. "Alright I just point my finger and Bam," Neo said shooting a small beam at Christine. And instantly Christine was in a tank top and a pair of jeans. Checking out her new look and approving, she once again turned to the giant screen and smiled. "It's time for round two, you ready?" (FYI: DDR normally has three songs in one round). The next song started and Christine was already doing much better. "Left, right, right, up, up, jump!" Christine thought to herself hitting every note perfectly. "Move in girl," Lance yelled, "Get up Drake!" "I'm fallen and I can't get up!" Drake whined. "It's those stupid medals around your neck, retard," Lance sighed, "They look like they weigh five pounds each. "Larry, Curly, pay attention Christine's dancing her ass off and." "Shut-up!" Christine growled interrupting Neo. The Gate Guardian through the sixteenth note part began to loose the beat and his balance as well. "Oh, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!" The giant totem pole guy fell back and landed on Drake. Christine did spare Drake a look as she finished the song. Final score: Gate Guardian: D, Christine: A. "Yaaaa! I did it! I win, I win, I win, I win, I win," Christine shouted jumping up and down. The Gate Guardian climbed to his feet and readjusted himself, twisting Suijin forward as Kazejin spun himself right side up. "You many have beaten us this round, but the final round will test your true skills," the Gate Guardian said, holding up his fist. "Drake, are you okay?" Christine yelled. "If he's dead then I get to pawn his clothes," Lance smiled. Drake was pancake flat, not moving, but showing faint signs of life.
".*Fart!*.P-panekeelrs peas," he spoke face planted 4 feet in the ground.
"Here," Neo said handing Drake a bottle a' Tylenol. "You wuss," Lance sighed as a thought bubble full of money flew away. The Gate Guardian stepped back onto the dance stage and the last song was chosen and the duel of the dance entered it last round. The song began and an uneasy wind began to blow. The Gate Guardian's middle section (Kazejin) was causing a tornado around Christine. "Hey what's this crap!?" Christine cried being lifted into the air. "He's Cheating!" Lance growled drawing his sword, holding it reverse grip. "JACK ASS!!!" Throwing his Sword as hard as he could, it pierced Kazejin with a tremendous crack! The enormous monster paused and slowly began to tip over and he reached out one arm as he collapsed on Drake. Left, Left, Right, Jump, Jump, Jump. "*Phew!* I win! Christine said raising her arms. "You did great Christine!" Lance complimented. "You think s-so.?" Christine said dropping to her knees. Lance caught her in the nick of time. "Christine! Christine!!" Lance called laying her on her back. "Say something! Christine!!!" "She'll be fine," Neo said patting Lance's shoulder, "I told you the danger, this machine drains your life force while you play causing the player to go into a temporary coma at the end. So you just need to take care of Christine until she wakes up." "When will she open her eyes again?!" Lance asked his eyes almost beginning to tear. "It differs from species to species, elves generally are out for a day to a few hundred years." Lance held Christine's head to his chest as tears ran down his cheeks. Just then Drake crawled out from under the Gate Guardian. He rose to his feet and stumbled around as if he were drunk. "With all the thoughts that I be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln if only I had a brain do doo doo doo doo doo doo." Neo sighed asking himself why he passed up that chance to teach girls gymnastics for training Lance. "Well I guess it could be worse, I could've taught Drake that duplication technique," Neo sighed again. "We need to get through that Labyrinth with or without Christine," Lance said propping Christine onto his back in a "piggy-back" position. Neo grabbed Drake by his hat and followed Lance as he began to enter the maze. "STOP where you stand!" Lance and Neo turned as the Gate Guardian climbed to his feet pulling the sword from his stomach (Kazejin's face) and threw it at Lance. Neo jumped in front of the Celtic elf and intercepted the sword, catching the blade in his teeth. "If youf mufft fink daft yo can fwin wift a chfeep fot your misfaken!" Neo smiled, spitting the sword to Lance. "You've still got one last challenge to defeat me in!" Roared the Gate guy arms crossed "I'll accept your last challenge, but only if you answer my question," Neo said "Shoot," the G.G. replied. "Alright, if one of you have to take a piss do you detach and do your business or does it all come out of Suijin?" Neo asked. ".I was hoping you wouldn't ask me that question, I get that so much you wouldn't believe it!" The G.G. sighed, one hand over his face, "Okay the thing is if me (Sanga) or Kazejin need to use the can we need to attach to Suijin and then it all runs out his mouth, and that's also where his "tidal surge" attack comes from." Neo slapped himself in a why'd I ask that question fashion and the Gate Guardian announced his final challenge. "The two of use must find two trees in the forest of equal size and chop them down with Herrings!" "Herrings.as in the fish?" Neo questioned. "Yes Herrings, now on your mark.get set.go!" With his final words the Gate Guardian ran and ran until he disappeared over the horizon. "Well, that was easy," Neo said, as a sweat drop went down his head. "To the Labyrinth!" Lance said marching onward. "Let's," Neo said looking back.
To be continued. Hey Lance here, Next time on "Of Elves and Magicians". This maze seems too difficult to navigate through so Neo and I go separate ways, Neo makes it out, but I get lost and end up trapped. But there's good and bad news too, the good news is Christine is starting to show signs of waking, but the bad news. My feelings for her may force me to do something unimaginable to her before she fully wakes, see what happens next time on "Of Elves and Magicians" "Our over flowing Emotions." Be there just incase I can't control it.
And so ends another chapter of O.E.A.M. I'm thinking of discontinuing this story and taking it off of Fan Fiction. What do you say, email me or tell me in a review, thanx. ~_~ -Krimson
And on a lighter note an ending song (one of my personal favorites).
Blue by Eiffel 65
Yo listen up Here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is blue just like him Inside and outside Blue his house with the blue little windows and a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen. I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da be di I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue is all the trees and all the streets are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people that walk around Blue like my corvette it's in and outside Blue are all the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da be di Inside and outside Blue his house with the blue little windows and a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen. I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da be di