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Chapter.14
Of Elves and Magicians:
My Balls Itch
United We Stand
"In your terms, I got laid." Joey said crushing Neo's neck until he blacked out.
"WHAT!?" Bruce shouted, turning into a chibi Mad Dark Magician. "You got laid! I don't believe you! You said you were a virgin! The biggest night of your life and you didn't tell you best bro!? That's wrong man." Bruce said changing back to normal.
"Look it's not a big deal. Christine and I were at my place and--"
"Wait you have a place!? And you were making me pay for all those hotel rooms when we're on the road!" Bruce growled.
"Hey you wanna hear the story or not? Anyways it went something like this…"
(Flashback)
Joey (in casual white shirt and blue jeans) and Christine (in her favorite green dress) were sitting in the living room of Joey's house. The inside of the house was different from the rest of the world. Shining metallic walls and floors, shelves full of strange small discs, book cases full of more discs and a few books labeled "manga". The living room was the most beautiful though. Paintings lined the walls most of them portraits of people Joey and Christine had cared for. A fireplace in the far left corner and a couch forming a U-shape around a large glass table that rest on the hardwood floor.
Joey looked to Christine as she lean on his shoulder. Running his fingers through her hair Joey closed his eyes and sighed. "Joey?" Christine began, "I love you."
"I love you too." Joey replied.
"Joey, what's precious to you?" Christine asked jumping up on Joey's lap. Blushing furiously Joey looked away trying not to look too embarrassed. "You're so cute when you blush!" She giggled. Collecting his thoughts Joey turned and gazed deeply into Christine's eyes. She sat up straight very suddenly as if poked in the sides. Joey's eyes where so mesmerizing Christine began to lose herself in his gaze. Joey wrapped his arms slowly around her, held her tightly, then gently whispered, "You're the only thing I long for."
Joey and Christine had been dating for three years at that time and that 'question' had been in both of their minds. Marriage was what they were both thinking of, but they were too nervous to talk to the other about it. Joey had the engagement ring and was waiting for the perfect time to propose, but he could never find one.
Christine placed her hands over Joey's and laid herself back against him. He slowly and gently ran his hands down Christine's sides then up slowly again to her shoulders. Christine closed her eyes moving with his hands as pleasurable chills ran up and down her back. She lifted her hands from his and started to undo her dress slowly though almost as if each button was a puzzle to be solved. Joey stopped Christine's hands and whispered to her. "Christine are you sure?" She paused for a second then quietly answered.
"No, but it feels right." Christine's hands began to move again until she was holding up her dress. The point of no return was within sight, if she stopped now she knew Joey would understand, but her heart wouldn't let her leave without knowing for sure. Is Joey really the one? Christine stood up and faced Joey her hands holding up her dress and Joey stood up in front of her. He lifted his right hand a softly on her cheek he kissed her tenderly on the lips. Her fingers lost their grips and her dress fell to the ground making a crumpling fabric noise. Christine looked down and began blushing, her mouth began to open as if she was about to say something but, Joey put his index finger over her lips and Christine froze.
"Shhhhh… Don't speak. We don't need words." He lowered his finger and embraced Christine his hold somehow more loving than before.
(Flashback suddenly gets cut off)
"Okay it's too early in the chapter for a sex scene!" Joey yelled, opening his book to the page of revival spells.
"Damn, if we could somehow copy that into a mass production form we could release our own porno video line. We could call it Thick Dick Inc." Bruce said thinking of all the money he would make and all the sex he would get. Joey kicked Bruce in the stomach and grabbed him by the neck.
"We're good friends, but if you disrespect Christine again I'm gonna kill you."
Joey and Bruce made the marks on the ground and tied Neo down in the center of the pentagram. Neo slowly regained consciousness as the two magicians finished their preparations. "What are you fools doing!?" Neo yelled struggling to get free.
"Shut your ass up sacrifice boy." Bruce growled taking the book from Joey.
"You can't revive Christine! The Gods will rise if the she and the guardian have a child! I do this for the good of all life everywhere!" Neo pleaded. Joey lifted his hands high into the air and the pentagram began to glow.
"A piece of information for your next life," Joey started. "Warriors die unnoticed everyday, but those loved are never forgotten." With his final words the sky parted and a single beam of light shone on Neo. His painful cries went unheard as slowly his body began to shatter into shards of energy. A blinding light burst and in an instant Christine was laying in the center of the pentagram. "Christine!" Joey ran to her and warped his arms around her. "Oh, my goddess you're alive!"
"Are those bigger than last time?" Bruce questioned looking to Joey, "Their bigger right?" But Christine and Joey ignored Bruce completely, lost in their own worlds. Joey quickly threw Christine off his and grabbed he by her shoulders and stared deeply into her eyes.
"Joey?" Christine asked reaching out her right hand and placing it on Joey's cheek. She gazed back into Joey's eyes for a moment and raised her leg kicking Joey as hard as she could in his gonads. Bruce burst into laughter as his friend collapsed to the ground his hands over his balls. "You ass hole!" Christine shouted standing up looking down on Joey. "You and Bruce killed me! What were you two thinking?! I thought was really gone this time! Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill both of you right now!"
"Can't breathe…balls…becoming…numb." Joey squeaked in a girlishly high-pitched voice. Bruce helped his friend up, supporting him on his shoulder. Christine in one of her moods began yelling at both of the magicians.
"You dumbasses! Do you think I'm invincible!? Why did you attack me!? Answer me!"
"Well…um…Christine."
"Shut up Joey!"
"Hey that ain't right! Give Joey a chance to--"
"Was I talking to you!?" Christine questioned.
"Christine!" Joey yelled. "1. We were aiming for Neo and he move and you where in the way! 2. We brought you back to life and now you're fine! And 3. You're NAKED so put some clothes on!" Christine suddenly felt a chill and finally noticed she was completely naked.
"Oh my God don't look at me!" She screamed covering herself. Bruce pulled out a disposable camera and started taking pictures while Joey looked through his book; looking up at Christine every once and a while. "What are you doing just standing there?! I need clothes! Joey stop looking at me you lost the right to see me naked when we stopped dating. And you the black one…" Bruce suddenly dropped his camera approached Christine. He stood a few inches away from her and looked down on her with his head tilted.
"'The black one' you say?" His confirmed, in a deep villainous voice. Christine suddenly began to shiver as the air around her grew still and cold. "What you got a problem with black folks blue chick? Is it cause I'm a nigger? You gone and fucked up now! I'ma smack the blue outta you. Don't make me get all ghetto up in this bitch! I'ma take flight on ya. I'ma, oh, I'ma swingin', oh, so fast I'ma lift off. I'ma go flyin' to Jamaica! ZHA MON!" Christine began to shutter then ran and hid behind Joey. "Move your ass out the way I'z about to beat this bitches ass." Joey didn't move and snapped his finger and Christine suddenly had clothes. Skin tight white jeans and a black t-shirt.
"We can't waste anymore time!" Joey shouted slamming the book closed. "Christine why did that guy want to kill you?"
"Something about the Gods and…Oh My Goddess!" Christine shouted, "Joey! Bruce! I need you two to take me to the Castle of Black Illusions!"
"Why?" Joey asked.
"Wouldn't a threesome be more fun?" Bruce said pulling a brown bag from under his hat labeled aphrodisiacs.
"I don't have time! Joey, please for old times sake? Do this one last favor for me." Christine pleaded. Joey knew from her tone that someone she loved was there; it was the concern that used to be heard when she spoke of him. Joey looked to Bruce and extended his right hand.
"Away milady, your love awaits."
Drake and Demi woke, laying side by side, to the sun warming their naked bodies. Demi and Drake had proved their endless love atop the highest standing building in their city. "Beautiful," Drake said looking to the sky, the clouds drifting by dancing on the breeze.
"It is isn't it?" Demi smiled reaching out her hands as if the sky was within her reach. Drake stood up waved his hands and his clothes magically materialized on his body. He then looked down on Demi and waved his hands again materializing her clothes on. "Aww, already?" Demi asked. "Can't we just wait alittle longer? I'm make it worth you time to wait ^__~." Demi said seductively slowly removing her one piece again. Drake shot a serious look to Demi and she in a heartbeat pulled her cloths up. His look was so commanding, unlike his previous personality. It was almost scary, but a big turn on to Demi. "Maybe next time he could chain me down."
(Miles away)
Joey gets a chill up his spine and Christine senses something's wrong. "What's the matter Joey?" Christine asked.
"Oh um…n-nothing. (Thinking) Dammit Demi, quite thinking thoughs thoughts. We're connected by our souls remember? You're turning me on to, and I'd like not to…cum now…I'M GOING COMMANDO!!!"
"What's commando?" Christine asked.
"Did I say that last part out loud?"
(Back with Demi and Drake)
"Demi, I have to go." Drake said taking flight off the building.
"What?! Drake WAIT!!!" Demi called out, but he was out of sight in seconds. Demi made a poutly face and followed after Drake, holding her hat in place as she blasted from the roof. She soon caught up with him tired and out of breath. "You fly too fast." She complained wobbling in flight. Drake took her hand and kept her airborne and they flew even faster together. "Where are we going?" She asked.
"The Castle of Dark Illusions, Lance and Christine need us."
(In the Castle of Dark Illusions)
Lance awoke his head pounding like a jackhammer and his whole body throbbing in pain. But he wasn't in a dungeon; he was on a large bed under a large purple blanket. His pants weren't where they should've been and all his armor was off. Sitting up a sharp pain stabbed his lower back and he fell back down. "AH! Shit what happened to me?" Lance asked himself. "Last I remember was killing Saturos and Holy shit!" He yelled placing his hand over his face feeling the hole in his left eye socket. His left eye had been removed and he felt like he'd just had sex.
"Is it morning already?" Lance paused for a second looked under the covers.
"Oh…Goddess…No…" Lance thought quickly jumping out of the bed, but his legs collapsed under him and he fell to the ground. Surrounding the floor of the bed was a vast pink carpet as far as the eye could see. Lance looked back at the bed and a girl slowly rose up and looked down on him. She smiled so sincerely waving her feet in the air, she had a familiar look, but Lance couldn't place it at the moment. "Who are you and why can't I stand up?" Questioned the elf.
"Silly Lance, you're home." Answered the girl. She had beautiful tanned skin and flowing purple/black hair at least down to her knees. Her face was so familiar, but something wouldn't let Lance remember. "We got married a few days ago and we're on our honeymoon." The girl extended her hand and after a few seconds Lance reached out his. She helped him back onto the bed were she lay his head in her lap.
"Who are you?" Lance asked.
"I'm Gemini don't you remember?" Asked the girl. Lance hesitated and squinted his eye tried his hardest to remember. But something was blocking his thoughts, like a barrier in his head keeping him from his memories.
"You are my wife? So you must have my ring?" Gemini held up her left finger and on her ring finger was Lance's ring. "Something…is wrong."
"Why, what do you mean?" She asked.
"That…isn't…my ring." Lance yelled sitting up from Gemini's lap. "And…and ARGH!" A pain suddenly drove itself into the back of Lance's head. Like someone took a railroad spike and smashed it through his skull. He jumped to his feet and stumbled back and forth in merciless agony. The girl climbed off the bed and approached Lance.
"Don't fight me. You gave me your heart long ago and I intend to take it." She smiled. Lance could no longer stand the pain so he raised his left hand and punched his in the gut, knocking himself unconscious. Falling to the ground his eye closed, the girl picked him up and put him back on the bed.
"You're so cute when you resist my darling. But it's all for naught, you'll spend the rest of eternity with me in this castle. And whether or not you want to I will make you forget of life before me. Your body and your heart are mine."
(In front of the Castle of Dark Illusion)
Christine, Bruce and Joey stood at the doors that lead to the main hall where Drake, Lance, and Christine were first separated. "Okay everyone, remember the plan?" Christine asked the magicians. Joey and Bruce nodded and Christine nodded back, "Let's go!"
The doors of the Castle burst down as Bruce screeched to a halt. Bruce, Joey, and Christine were in a Cadillac. "Don't worry 'bout the doors!" Bruce shouted sticking his head out the window. "I'm rich BYATCH!!!" He shouted honking his horn. Bruce opened the door and stepped out and Joey stepped out on his side, holding the door while Christine got out. Bruce turned his alarm on and after the confirming "beep, beep" the three stood in the hall ready for the fight of their lives.
"Christy!!!" Shouted a voice as something leapt from the shadows and tackled Christine. Joey and Bruce trained their staffs on the shadow, but suddenly fell to the ground. "Christy! I misseed you!"
"Drake?" Christine asked. "Get off me!" The magician smiled and got off Christine, then helped her up. "Drake, where's Lance?!" Drake shrugged as Joey and Bruce wobbled to their feet. "Oh, Drake let me introduce you to Bruce the Mad Dark Magician and Joey the Chaos Command Magician.
"We know each other." Joey said shaking the dizziness from his head.
"Yeah, that dumbass thought I liked his girl." Bruce commented.
"Oh, so you don't like me?" Demi asked placing her hand on Bruce shoulder.
"Aw, crap!" Bruce sighed looking over his shoulder waving.
"We need to find Lance and destroy this place!" Christine broke through. The four magicians looked back and forth between one another and nodded. "Drake, Joey you come with me. Bruce, and Demi can go off and whatever." Christine grabbed Drake's arm and Demi grabbed his other arm pulling her boyfriend.
"I don't think so! You just want to hit on Drake and leave me with these sexually deprived pervert!" Demi yelled.
"Hey!" Bruce shouted. "I'll have you know I got some from four different girls yesterday."
"Really?" Demi asked, letting go of Drake. "Were they inflatable?"
"Fuck you!" Bruce growled, giving Demi the finger.
"You'd like that wouldn't you!?" DMG
"Yeah, so take it off before I do it for you!" MDM
"Go ahead and try!" DMG
"You asked for it!" Bruce lunged forwards and grabbed Demi's breasts.
"Eek! Drake, help! Bruce is raping me!" Demi cried, but Drake and Christine where gone and Joey was too. "Crap…"
Christine lead the way as Joey and Drake followed, they soon found themselves in a graveyard. Tombstones littered the grounds and the sky above them quickly grew dark and an evil wind began to blow. "Sorry, that was me." Drake smiled nervously.
"That's gross Drake!" Christine yelled.
"Quiet!" Joey said slapping his hand over Christine's mouth, "We aren't alone."
"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"Eek!" Christine turned and grabbed Joey burying her face in his chest. Joey looked around, but nothing was there.
"Who's there!?" Joey yelled.
"Hey looky what I found!" Drake said smiling, holding a man by his head.
"Bleh! Release me, bleh!" Demanded the man attempting to pry loose Drake's hand.
"Who are you?" Joey questioned trying to turn Christine around to face the man. She finally turned around and saw the man. He was fiendishly handsome, but he hand an evil feeling about him.
"I am Count Doo Mass, bleh! Lord of darkness and prince of evil…bleh!" The man answered, flapping out his arms and showing him fangs. Drake lifted the man to eyes level and looked deep into his eyes.
"Hey, he's a vampire!" Drake smiled poking him on his forehead repeatedly.
"We don't have time for this we need to find Lance! You Count Dumb Ass!"
"DOO MASS, BLEH!!!!!" Corrected the vampire becoming slightly more annoyed by Drake's excessive poking.
"Where's Lance!?" ME
"I know not this Lance, bleh!" VL (Vampire Lord)
"I think you do tell me, before I rip your 'blehs' off!" ME
"Your threats are meaning less to a vampire, bleh!" Doo Mass said closing his cape. "I am life, bleh, I am death, bleh, I am immortal, bleh, I am the Vampire Lord, bleh!!!" Joey, now extremely annoyed, raised his staff to the Vampire Lord's neck.
"Were is Lance? Tell me or I'll have freak boy over there," Joey points to Drake who is still poking the vampire, "Give you a bubble bath in holy water." Count Doo Mass thought for a second and got a chill at the thought of that moron giving him a sponge bath.
"Alright, bleh, you win, bleh!" He submitted. "In the center of the five head stone's labeled left arm, left leg, right arm, right leg, and the Forbidden one you will find a stair case that lead you to your Lance, bleh!" Drake dropped the vampire and stopped poking him. Before anything else was done Count Doo Mass exploded into a swarm of bats and scattered to the four winds.
Bruce and Demi were in a place that looked like a dungeon. "So Bruce what have we learned?" Demi asked.
"When you try to bang someone against their will they can still kick your balls," Bruce answered in a high-pitched voice. Demi smiled then suddenly tripped and slammed onto the floor. Bruce couldn't help, but snicker and keep walking and step over her, continuing on. Demi looked up and saw Bruce still walking.
"Hey you dumbass, aren't you gonna help me up?" Demi growled.
"Oh, I'm sorry Demi. I guess I didn't notice you since there's a searing pain in my gonads!" Bruce snapped. Demi got up and caught up with Drake grumbling under her breath. Bruce saw a giant pair of doors that stood probably about fifty feet high and ran towards them. Demi followed close behind and once in front of doors Bruce threw them opened and a gigantic stadium. In the center of the stadium was an enormous hole, Bruce looked down it and saw a faint figure at the bottom. "Hey, Demi!" He called, his voice back to normal. "Check this out!" Demi ran to Bruce's side and stopped almost falling into the hole. "I think there're two people bangin' down there!" Bruce pointed down the hole.
"Really?" Demi looked squinting her eyes.
"No, but there will be soon!" Bruce snickered pushing Demi into the hole as he jumped in after her.
(Back with Lance)
Lance woke up again the pain in his was gone and so was the girl. His vision began to clear and his senses returned to their usual state. He tried to get up from the bed, but something held his down. "You think I would be happy being chained to a bed by a beautiful girl." Lance said to himself sadly. "What am I forgetting? Why can't I remember? WHO AM I LOOKING FOR!?" Lance shouted pulling the chains that bound his arms. They didn't even budge and for a moment everything was silent. A tear slow made its way down Lance's cheek, then another and another. He cried for the first time in his life. The pain of not know what he had lost, and know that he would never see it again was too much for him. The tears stained the pillow his head rested on and left a trail on his face. He concentrated with all his might and dove into his mind.
Two doors stood before him the doors that lead to the rooms of his and Saturos' mind. He hesitated for a moment the slow opened the door to his mind. Within the four walls that made the room of his mind he could be completely defined. Strengths, weaknesses, hopes, dreams, loves everything was fit within these walls. Lance entered his room and looked around, weapons lined the north wall, books on the west, but half of his room was hidden in shadows. Lance closed the door behind him and walked to the darkness, reaching out his hand. In one burst Lance grabbed the shadows in his hand and tore away the darkness. "Christine!" One of the hidden walls was dedicated to Christine, a shrine. And the ring that he wanted to give her. Lance's tears stopped and he smiled. But the last fourth of the wall was still consumed by the dark. Lance looked at dark wall and placed his hand on it. Nothing, the nothingness that was left in him something was still missing, something that couldn't be found by merely shining a light. "When you're ready," Lance said leaving his room.
Lance came back into reality his body filled with a new strength. He had to escape to give Christine the ring. He closed his eyes and slowly began to raise his arms. The metal didn't budge but that wasn't the plan, Lance was going to try to rip the chains from their resting place. In one mighty pull he shattered the chains right in the center of the bindings. His jumped to his feet standing on the bed and spread his arms out wide. "I'm coming!" Looking up he notice someone was falling from a huge hold in the ceiling. His arms were already out so he thought it would be safe to catch who ever it was. A girl dropped into Lance arms and in an instant he recognized who it was. "Demi!?" He said in surprise.
"THANK YOU!" She cried wrapping her arms around Lance, then kissing him all over his face.
"Ack, wait stop! DEMI!" Lance yelled, Demi smiled and stuck her tongue out.
"Nice to see you again handsome." She giggled. Lance rolled his eyes continue.
"Listen, have you see Christine or Drake?" He asked laying her on the bed.
"Yeah, she's with Drake and Joey went off to look for you and I was left defenseless with…" Demi was suddenly cut off by Bruce falling and crashing face first onto the pink carpet. "…That pervert" Demi finished. Lance looked around for his sword and pants, and conveniently found they on the other side of the bed. He grabbed Demi's arm and pulled her with him as he jumped off the bed, going for his sword.
"Demi! You can't escape from me! Get your sweet ass over here!" Bruce shouted with a big bandage over half of his face. Lance swiftly jumped up from the side of the bed (with his pants and armor on) and landed in front of Bruce, sword in his hand and Demi by his side. "Great just what this fic needs another pretty white boy." Bruce rolled his eyes. "And there's Demi, and look there's a bed. Getting' any ideas?" he asked trying to sound sexy. Lance looked back at Demi then raised his leg and kicked Bruce in the balls. "AHHHH!!! Not the gonads again!" He cried falling to his knees. "I see a light…Aww man, even the light is white!" Bruce blacked out then Demi looked at Lance.
"Demi, how do we get out?" Lance questioned picking up Bruce putting him on his shoulder. Demi pointed up and Lance pulled her close to him. "Hold on." Demi jumped onto Lance's back and Lance knelt down and jumped rising up out of the hole and landing safely back in his stadium. Demi hopped off and Lance looked to her. "Lead the way." She nodded and they made their way back to the main hall.
Christine, Drake, and Joey soon found themselves inside a dungeon and Joey was feeling a strange feeling in the air. Christine could feel it too, but what was it? "Was that you or was that me?" Drake asked Joey. Christine suddenly saw dark silhouettes coming closer to her and the others.
"Drake, Joey look!" Christine said pointing. Both magicians bolted their heads towards the darkness and saw the two figures approaching them.
"Attack!" Joey yelled firing a magic blast down the dungeon path lighting the way as it blazed. On the figures drew what looked like a sword and suddenly Christine recognized who it was.
"LANCE!!!" Christine called out. Joey's attack still flew blindly towards Lance, with his sword firmly in hand swung and negated the attack in mid air. Christine ran to him falling into his arms and Lance held her back. Joey approached the two and almost reluctantly extended his hand.
"Nice to meet you." He said. Lance dropped Bruce and Christine released him, and Lance shook Joey's hand.
"Hey, name's Lance." The elf responded. Turning to Christine he smiled then turning to Drake he nodded. "We still have a mission to complete. Does anyone know anything that could help us? And who are those two?" Lance questioned pointing to the two magicians. Christine stood next to Joey and rest her arm on him.
"This is Joey, he's a Command Magician." She smiled. Lance paused and squinted his eyes at them for a second.
"You two use to date, uh?" He questioned. Joey and Christine shot nervous glances to each other, then Christine quickly raised her arm off of Joey and elbowed him in the jaw.
"H-how…n-n-no we've ever dated!" Christine said panicking. Joey realigned his jawbone and placed his hand on Christine's shoulder and she immediately began to calm down. Lance smiled and punched Joey in the arm.
"You're alright." Lance grinned.
"And that pervert's Bruce," Demi pointing to the magician laying face down on the ground. Bruce suddenly to his feet and push Lance to the ground.
"You kicked my gonads! You DIE!!!" Bruce's staff appeared in his right hand and he pointed it down on the Celtic Guardian. Joey, Christine, Drake, and Demi all grabbed Bruce, but in a bust of energy he threw them all of and fire his blast consuming Lance. The blast cleared and Lance wasn't there only a hole in the ground where he was. Everyone was silent for a moment the Bruce turn away and look around. "Anyone else wanna take a shot at my balls?"
"Hey, he bitch." Bruce turned around and got kicked in the gonads again and collapsed. Lance stood smoldering dark magic off of his body. All the others stood their eyes opened wide at what they saw. Lance wasn't dead and only smoldering. "Well, I don't think I need to know who he is. I'll just kick him in the balls whenever he wakes up."
"Lance…" Christine began with a grim look on her face.
"What?"
"Um…why are you smoldering?" Lance looked and saw the dark magic steaming off of him and it wasn't stopping. Demi took a deep breath and blew Lance out like a candle. They all looked at Demi and she smiled.
"Yaaaa!!!!! It's not even my birthday and I get to blow out a candle!" Joey sighed and began to walk dragging Drake behind him. "Hey, where you goin'?" Demi questioned.
"I'm gonna look for the kitchen. Bruce's gonna want ice when his wakes up. Let me know how this all works out." With a wave and a nod Joey disappeared into the darkness of the dungeon.
"There goes Wolfwood." Drake said suddenly wearing a red trench coat and yellow gun glasses.
"Yeah that's Vash, but you're in the wrong fic." Lance sighed. Drake drooped his head and changed back into the Chaos Mage. "Alright now we need to find where the center of the castle is!"
"Why?" Demi asked patting Drake on the back.
"Because that's where the floatation ring is controlled!" Christine said pointing up smiling. "And if we manage to locate it we could shut down the ring and send this place crashing into the Earth!" Lance point down the hole and motioned to everyone.
"Hey, when I was in the hole I saw a real big door that said 'this was to center no soliciting'." Lance said jumping in.
"I don't know it seems too easy and…hey!" Christine looked around and saw no one was there. "All a' ya'll blow you know that." She said hopping down in to the hole.
"And if you're talented like me you can suck at the same time." Demi commented happily.
"Hey that was gonna be our secret!" Drake whined. Lance slapped himself looked around for the giant door that he'd seen before.
"Were is that door?" Lance thought to himself searching back and forth. A big red letter caught his eye and he noticed the door. "There it is!" Lance shouted, getting everyone's attention. Drake, Demi, Christine, and Lance approached the giant door. Drake mashed down the door with a powerful magic and they entered and a terrible sight stand before them.
Drake drew his staff and let out his furious battle cry. "My…milk shake brings all the boys to the yard. And their like it's better than yours!" Lance, Christine, and Demi looked at each other and shrugged then shouted out.
"Damn right it's better than yours!"
To Be Concluded…
Next time on of Elves and Magicians, the moment of truth has arrived. Lance, Demi, Drake, Christine face Exodia. The final chapter in this story will leave you breathless. And the ending will leave you in tears. (If you have severe emotional problems.) Some will laugh, some will cry, others will sing and some will, get up, up on the dance floor give that man what he's askin' for. Cause I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you. Can't no body stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use. I said it's getting' hot in here, so hot, so take off all your cloths. I am getting so hot I wanna take my cloths off. Stay tuned!