CG: Sup! As I promised, here's my new story! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or Robin Hood Men in Tights. I'll continue to update all of my stories as frequently as I can, but I may have to update one story one day, and another story the next. We'll see how that works out. My boss acts like the business is going to close if I'm not there, so I'll do what I can.
BeeBop: She's just lazy! Don't listen to a word she says!
CG: I can always just kill you off, and then you won't be in any of my stories!
BeeBop: (Keep's his mouth shut.)
Sony: It's a shame he doesn't keep running his mouth! That way, I'd be the only cute one! (evil laugh.)
CG: (sighs) Well, you peps can just read my story while I kill Sony, and BeeBop! ENJOY! (Rushes off with a chainsaw after Sony and BeeBop.)
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spanksters!
Chapter 1: Reunions, and the Shocking Revelations.
Isis of Ishtar was walking through Sherwood Forest wishing she had some water. When she reached land she vowed she was going to kiss the first thing she saw! Unless it was a woman. As it happened, the first thing she saw was a bear! She burst out laughing thinking of the look on the bear's face, when she grabbed it, tipped it over, and kissed it right on the snout! The bear looked like it was about to have a heart attack! It took off running, and never looked back. 'I guess bears aren't used to being kissed!', Isis thought with a grin. She began humming a song as she walked through the forest.
She soon heard the sounds of a fight, and rushed forward to see what was going on. She saw a bunch of king's men beating the crap out of a girl with purple hair! "Miho?," Isis cried. "Isis!," the girl called happily. Miho held up her hands, and said, "Hold on a minute bad guys! Me and my home-girl have got to have a reunion!" The king's men, said, "OK!," and stepped back. Sunlight filled the clearing, flowers began blooming, birds began singing, and the sound of a violin began to play some happy sounding music! Isis and Miho ran towards each other with their arms out stretched. As soon as they were near enough, both girls leapt from the ground, and hit their chests together. They both bounced back, and began laughing. Isis then punched Miho in the face, who then kicked Isis in the stomach. "God it's good to be home!" Isis cried! Miho and Isis then hugged each other tightly. (CG: Not exactly the reunion you were expecting, huh? BeeBop: You are the only one I know of who would call that a reunion! Sony: Miho! I love You! CG: DOWN BOY! smacks Sony over the head with a tree branch.)
"Now, let's kick some butt!," Isis cried! The kings men rush towards them, and they get into a fight. Isis and Miho soon won. "Want to keep up the tradition we had, when we were younger?," Miho asked. "Ab-so-lutley!," Isis cried. One by one they spanked all of the bad guys with their swords. The men ran away, holding their butts, and crying. "If their momma's didn't spank them to learn their lessons, we'll have to do it for them!" Isis and Miho scream together. They busted out laughing, and then begin walking towards Isis's castle.
When they get to the place where Isis's castle should have been, there was just a big hole. In the hole was a sign that said, "This house has been removed so that Princess Trinity can have a swimming pool! The owner of that piece of crap they called a house, should come and retrieve it at the lost and found!" Isis stared at the sign with her mouth hanging open! "They moved my house so Princess Pain-in-my-MMEEEEPPP can have a swimming pool!?! And they called it a piece of crap!?! Where is BeeBop, and Sony!?! And Rachel!?! Why didn't they put her swimming pool somewhere else! Like on Mars where I wouldn't have to put up with her ever again! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHEEE!" Isis began stomping off the tax collector's office to pick up her house, and find out where her friend's were at. Miho hurried after her scared of what Isis might do.
Isis went charging through the clerk's room, and threw two guards out a window, when they tried to stop her. When she saw the tax collector, her mouth dropped open! "MARIK!" Marik was sitting at a desk with his feet propped up. "Ah, sister dear! So not good to see you here! I moved MY house to a new and better location. You'll just have to find a new home!" Isis turned pale with rage. "Where are Rachel, Sony, and BeeBop?" Isis growled. "Their in the jail. Princess Trinity didn't want you causing any trouble if our assassin failed to kill you, and King Yami in the crusades. If you want to see them alive, or at least whole, then I suggest you be a good girl for now on!" "You hired an assassin to kill King Yami!?!" "Yes.," Marik replied. "Now get out of my office. I have work to do!" Isis turned with out another word, and left. She passed Miho on her way, who immediately turned around to follow her. "What happened?," Miho asked. "Marik is the tax-collector, Princess Trinity hired an assassion to kill King Yami, and me, I have no home, and if I do anything they don't like, then Rachel, BeeBop, and Sony are dead!," Isis said matter-of-factly. Miho's face turned pale. "Then what are we going to do?" "I'm going to bust Rachel, Sony, and BeeBop out of prison! I'm then going to get Yami's throne back for him! Your going home! I'm not going to risk any of my friend's lives!" Miho jumped in front of Isis. "I don't think so! I'm coming, too! How do you think your going to be able to save the others by yourself!?! You need someone to watch your back! Don't be an idiot! Besides! You don't even know where the jail is!" Isis stopped walking when she realized Miho was right. Miho then said, "This way," and began walking in the opposite direction Isis had been. Isis blushed and began to follow Miho.
Miho lead them to a shop that said "Weapons". On display were things like bags of poop, attack squirrels, and perannas. Miho, and Isis stared at the displays with their mouths dropped open. The man standing behind the counter merely said, "Princess Trinity won't let common folks lik us use real weapons, so we decided to improvise." "So much for weapons," Miho said with a groan. They then hurried off for the prison, wondering if their friends were OK.
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CG: Well, that's all for that chapter peps! I'll be sure to write more next time! Review, and let me know what you think of this! I'll go ahead and tell you some of who's who. The King is obviously Yami. His knights are Tristen, Joey, Mako, Bakura, and Duke. Their in the crusades right now, but his knights will come back. Trinity will be Prince John, but just named Princess Trinity. Seto will be like Maid Marion, but he's just going to be a noble. Mokuba will be Seto's maid. Miho will be like Acho, from Robin Hood, Men in Tights. Rachel will be the blind guy, but she's not going to be blind. BeeBop will be Little John. Sony will be Will Scarlet. Marianne will be like Friar Tuck. I'm still not sure who Tea, and Mai should be. If anyone has any ideas, let me know when you review. I was thinking of having them be like the Mafia guys. Pegasus will be Latrene!
OH! I know My Darn Pee Dog will love this! The Sheriff of Rottingham will be Serenity! I thought that'd be funny! And of course Robin Hood will be played by Isis.
BeeBop: Really? What about Yugi?
CG: Yugi is going to be one of the Mafia guys.
Sony: I get to do lot's of kissing scenes in this story, don't I?
CG: Ah, no.
Sony walks away grumbling about stupid authors that won't let him have any kissing scenes. CG just shots him.
CG: See you next time peps!
BeeBop: She's just lazy! Don't listen to a word she says!
CG: I can always just kill you off, and then you won't be in any of my stories!
BeeBop: (Keep's his mouth shut.)
Sony: It's a shame he doesn't keep running his mouth! That way, I'd be the only cute one! (evil laugh.)
CG: (sighs) Well, you peps can just read my story while I kill Sony, and BeeBop! ENJOY! (Rushes off with a chainsaw after Sony and BeeBop.)
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spanksters!
Chapter 1: Reunions, and the Shocking Revelations.
Isis of Ishtar was walking through Sherwood Forest wishing she had some water. When she reached land she vowed she was going to kiss the first thing she saw! Unless it was a woman. As it happened, the first thing she saw was a bear! She burst out laughing thinking of the look on the bear's face, when she grabbed it, tipped it over, and kissed it right on the snout! The bear looked like it was about to have a heart attack! It took off running, and never looked back. 'I guess bears aren't used to being kissed!', Isis thought with a grin. She began humming a song as she walked through the forest.
She soon heard the sounds of a fight, and rushed forward to see what was going on. She saw a bunch of king's men beating the crap out of a girl with purple hair! "Miho?," Isis cried. "Isis!," the girl called happily. Miho held up her hands, and said, "Hold on a minute bad guys! Me and my home-girl have got to have a reunion!" The king's men, said, "OK!," and stepped back. Sunlight filled the clearing, flowers began blooming, birds began singing, and the sound of a violin began to play some happy sounding music! Isis and Miho ran towards each other with their arms out stretched. As soon as they were near enough, both girls leapt from the ground, and hit their chests together. They both bounced back, and began laughing. Isis then punched Miho in the face, who then kicked Isis in the stomach. "God it's good to be home!" Isis cried! Miho and Isis then hugged each other tightly. (CG: Not exactly the reunion you were expecting, huh? BeeBop: You are the only one I know of who would call that a reunion! Sony: Miho! I love You! CG: DOWN BOY! smacks Sony over the head with a tree branch.)
"Now, let's kick some butt!," Isis cried! The kings men rush towards them, and they get into a fight. Isis and Miho soon won. "Want to keep up the tradition we had, when we were younger?," Miho asked. "Ab-so-lutley!," Isis cried. One by one they spanked all of the bad guys with their swords. The men ran away, holding their butts, and crying. "If their momma's didn't spank them to learn their lessons, we'll have to do it for them!" Isis and Miho scream together. They busted out laughing, and then begin walking towards Isis's castle.
When they get to the place where Isis's castle should have been, there was just a big hole. In the hole was a sign that said, "This house has been removed so that Princess Trinity can have a swimming pool! The owner of that piece of crap they called a house, should come and retrieve it at the lost and found!" Isis stared at the sign with her mouth hanging open! "They moved my house so Princess Pain-in-my-MMEEEEPPP can have a swimming pool!?! And they called it a piece of crap!?! Where is BeeBop, and Sony!?! And Rachel!?! Why didn't they put her swimming pool somewhere else! Like on Mars where I wouldn't have to put up with her ever again! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHEEE!" Isis began stomping off the tax collector's office to pick up her house, and find out where her friend's were at. Miho hurried after her scared of what Isis might do.
Isis went charging through the clerk's room, and threw two guards out a window, when they tried to stop her. When she saw the tax collector, her mouth dropped open! "MARIK!" Marik was sitting at a desk with his feet propped up. "Ah, sister dear! So not good to see you here! I moved MY house to a new and better location. You'll just have to find a new home!" Isis turned pale with rage. "Where are Rachel, Sony, and BeeBop?" Isis growled. "Their in the jail. Princess Trinity didn't want you causing any trouble if our assassin failed to kill you, and King Yami in the crusades. If you want to see them alive, or at least whole, then I suggest you be a good girl for now on!" "You hired an assassin to kill King Yami!?!" "Yes.," Marik replied. "Now get out of my office. I have work to do!" Isis turned with out another word, and left. She passed Miho on her way, who immediately turned around to follow her. "What happened?," Miho asked. "Marik is the tax-collector, Princess Trinity hired an assassion to kill King Yami, and me, I have no home, and if I do anything they don't like, then Rachel, BeeBop, and Sony are dead!," Isis said matter-of-factly. Miho's face turned pale. "Then what are we going to do?" "I'm going to bust Rachel, Sony, and BeeBop out of prison! I'm then going to get Yami's throne back for him! Your going home! I'm not going to risk any of my friend's lives!" Miho jumped in front of Isis. "I don't think so! I'm coming, too! How do you think your going to be able to save the others by yourself!?! You need someone to watch your back! Don't be an idiot! Besides! You don't even know where the jail is!" Isis stopped walking when she realized Miho was right. Miho then said, "This way," and began walking in the opposite direction Isis had been. Isis blushed and began to follow Miho.
Miho lead them to a shop that said "Weapons". On display were things like bags of poop, attack squirrels, and perannas. Miho, and Isis stared at the displays with their mouths dropped open. The man standing behind the counter merely said, "Princess Trinity won't let common folks lik us use real weapons, so we decided to improvise." "So much for weapons," Miho said with a groan. They then hurried off for the prison, wondering if their friends were OK.
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CG: Well, that's all for that chapter peps! I'll be sure to write more next time! Review, and let me know what you think of this! I'll go ahead and tell you some of who's who. The King is obviously Yami. His knights are Tristen, Joey, Mako, Bakura, and Duke. Their in the crusades right now, but his knights will come back. Trinity will be Prince John, but just named Princess Trinity. Seto will be like Maid Marion, but he's just going to be a noble. Mokuba will be Seto's maid. Miho will be like Acho, from Robin Hood, Men in Tights. Rachel will be the blind guy, but she's not going to be blind. BeeBop will be Little John. Sony will be Will Scarlet. Marianne will be like Friar Tuck. I'm still not sure who Tea, and Mai should be. If anyone has any ideas, let me know when you review. I was thinking of having them be like the Mafia guys. Pegasus will be Latrene!
OH! I know My Darn Pee Dog will love this! The Sheriff of Rottingham will be Serenity! I thought that'd be funny! And of course Robin Hood will be played by Isis.
BeeBop: Really? What about Yugi?
CG: Yugi is going to be one of the Mafia guys.
Sony: I get to do lot's of kissing scenes in this story, don't I?
CG: Ah, no.
Sony walks away grumbling about stupid authors that won't let him have any kissing scenes. CG just shots him.
CG: See you next time peps!