CG: Howdy peps! I decided to write the 2nd chapter of this story. Remember! All flames are welcome! I'm trying to save everyone in the world, by burning all of the math books in existence. So don't hold back! This could be your own life that your saving by flaming me!
Sony: For any girls reading this, "I'LL BE YOUR HERO!"
CG hits Sony, and knocks him out.
BeeBop: CG's my hero! Any one who can get Sony to shut up has to be a super hero!
CG: For any one wondering, BeeBop is a dog who looks like a golden retriever, but he's gray and has blue eyes. I really do have a dog that looks like him. Sony is a tom cat who is white, with black, and tan spots all over him. He's also a little bit over zealous when it comes to girls. So don't get to friendly. Well, here's your daily dose of insanity! I hope you enjoy!
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spankers!
Chapter 2: Enter the Pain in the Butt, And Exit the Prison!
Isis, and Miho slowly snuck around the guards at the jailhouse. They wanted to get the other's out before the serious fighting began. Isis couldn't believe Marik, and Princess Pain in the Butt actually believed she'd just behave! It just wasn't in her! She had tried!
They entered into the room where the actual prisoners were kept. "Did you get the keys to the chains?," Miho asked. "Nope." Isis had that reckless grin on her face, that she always had when she was about to do something insane. Miho didn't like that look at all! "What are you planning?" "Where do you think Princess Pain in the Butt could put any prisoners at, if the jail suddenly caved in?" Miho thought a moment. "No place dank, and dreary. Wait a minute! Don't tell me we're going to destroy the prison!?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!?! Pull it apart brick by brick?" "Nope. We're going to do it beam by beam!" Miho looked around realizing that the ceiling was held up by beams. Prisoners were chained to them. If they knocked them all down, then the ceiling would fall. Miho began to grin.
They ran around, and quickly used their swords to cut off all of the chains. Then they made everyone but Rachel, BeeBop, and Sony leave. Isis hugged them all. She always twisted a little bit when she hugged Sony. He was about to grab her butt! Isis and Miho then told them the plan. BeeBop grinned hugely. "Leave this to me!" He then began pushing over the beams beginning at the back, and coming towards the front. When there were about 3 left the room began to tremble, and they all turned and ran. When they were a safe distance from the building they all turned to look. The whole building completely collapsed, and a huge cloud of dust arose. Everyone laughed, and Rachel said, "It'll take the Princess weeks just to clear this mess up, much less build a new prison!" "Yeah! You haven't been back 2 hours, and you've hurt her more than anyone else combined!," Miho said. Isis just laughed, lifted up her bow, and shot off an arrow. On it was a letter. It landed on what was left of the door. "Lets get out of here! We can hide in Sherwood forest while we come up with more ways to torture Princess Pain in the Butt!," Isis said. They all turned and ran towards the forest.
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Meanwhile, at the palace the Princess everyone was talking about was sitting on her throne (CG: Correction! Yami's throne! sticks my tongue out at Trinity.) She was tall with tri-colored hair like Yami's. It was just laying down, and not spiked. It was also straight and laired. She grinned at the scene in front of her. She had decided to throw her self a party. So she had ordered all of the noble's or at least some of their family member's to attend. If they refused, they would lose their title, and be thrown into prison. So most of the noble's had come. The only noble who sent a family member to represent him, was Gozabaro Kaiba. He had sent his son, Seto. And Trinity couldn't have been happier with him! Seto was by far the best looking man she had ever seen! He was a commoner by birth, but his mother had supposedly been beautiful. So beautiful, Gozaburo, had killed her husband, and forced her to marry him herself. She had committed suicide right after the wedding. Which left Gozaburo with Seto. He had decided to raise Seto to be his heir, since he couldn't convince any other nobles to let him marry their daughters. Gozaburo had a reputation for being extremely cruel.
Princess Trinity watched every move Seto made. He had tried to leave a couple of times, but Trinity made certain the guards knew the punishment they would be in for if he left. So every time he tried to leave, they refused to let him pass. Serenity, the Sheriff of Rottingham stood next to Trinity drooling over Seto. Trinity noticed, and told Serenity to go on a patrol. Serenity took a hint, and left.
Trinity watched as Seto tried once again to unsuccessfully leave. He was getting extremely angry, and began to stomp towards her. This was exactly what Trinity had been waiting for. She rose from her throne, and walked into a room not to far from it. Seto was so angry, he went charging in after her. He never realized his mistake until he heard the door close, and lock after he got halfway in. He whirled around, and angrily exclaimed, "Is there a reason why your guards refuse to let me leave? My father wants me home by nightfall!" Trinity looked him over greedily, and said, "I doubt your father would have any objections, when he finds out I've decided that your going to be my future husband!" Seto's mouth dropped open. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! The law says anyone who marries into the royal family has to have at least 5 generations of nobles for ancestors! I don't even have one generation! I was just adopted by Gozaburo!" Seto folded his hands over his chest thinking that had settled things, and he could to home. He didn't want to be married to a noble, much less the queen! He had grown tired a long time ago of being a noble. Besides, he was planning to run away with Mokuba tonight. He couldn't put up with any more of Gozaburo's beatings. "Gozaburo would be more than happy to forge some documents saying you're his son by birth. If he knew he would become royalty in the process he'd do anything. And who'd be the wiser?," Trinity asked with a smirk. Seto's confidence quickly faded. Gozaburo would do any thing to become royalty!
Trinity began walking towards him, and he began backing away. He suddenly ran into the wall, and Trinity quickly pinned him against it. Seto struggled but it was no use. Trinity worked out a lot, and had some pretty big muscles for a girl. Not that she looked bad! She was actually extremely attractive! (Sony: I'll say! Want to go out with a cat? CG sits on Sony, and gags him. CG: At last! Silence!) She said if you wanted to keep what you've got, you've got to have brains and muscles! Seto wasn't allowed to do any physical work, besides horse back riding and sword fighting, so he didn't really have any muscles. "I've heard about how close you are to your little maid Mokuba. Run away, or tell anyone your really a commoner, and Mokuba dies! In fact, I'm going to have Mokuba taken to someplace safe, so things go MY way. If you don't believe me, TRY ME!" Trinity then kissed Seto roughly on the lips. (CG: Get her, girls! She then releases an army of rabid fan-girls who begin attacking Trinity.) She then turned and unlocked the door. She ordered the guards standing outside of it, to take Lord Seto to his new chambers. They then grabbed him, and forced him out of the room.
Trinity was in an extremely good mood. There would be no way Seto would risk Mokuba's life! So once again, she won! Life was extremely good since Yami, and that want-a-be female knight went to fight in the crusades! Just then Serenity came walking in. "Ah, your ah majesty, I ah" "Just spit it out!," Trinity growled. "Isis didn't obey your orders! She broke her friends out of prison, and destroyed it in the process! She also left this note!" Serenity quickly handed Trinity a note, and turned and ran. Trinity ripped the letter open.
Princess Trinity!
Or should I say, traitor who will soon lose her head! I'm back from the crusades! And I do plan to get back Yami's throne! I'm also to be called Isis Hood. I won't be called by the same name as a traitor. I trashed that piece of crap you called a prison! You should go pick it up at the lost and found. If you planned to go swimming today, here's a sample of what you'll be swimming in! Go look out the window.
Yours truly,
Isis Hood.
Trinity angrily stomped over to the window. An arrow shot up at her! She started to scream, but something burst in her mouth. She tasted the nastiest thing she ever tasted in her life! And it stunk, too! She began spitting it out, and saw it was a brown color. She jerked up the arrow, and saw a bag on it. It just said, 'Bag of Poop'. Trinity began to scream "EEEEWWWW! You'll pay for this Isis! You'll see!"
In the distance, people at the palace could hear a group of people laughing their heads off.
Another arrow was shot into the room where Trinity was spitting poop out of her mouth. It had another letter on it. This letter just said,
Let the war begin. Isis Hood.
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CG: Well, that's all for that chapter! I thought that was awesome with the bag of poop flying into Trinity's mouth! She'll learn not to kiss Isis's man!
Isis: AMEN SISTER!
CG: Well, I see you next time! CHOW!
Sony: For any girls reading this, "I'LL BE YOUR HERO!"
CG hits Sony, and knocks him out.
BeeBop: CG's my hero! Any one who can get Sony to shut up has to be a super hero!
CG: For any one wondering, BeeBop is a dog who looks like a golden retriever, but he's gray and has blue eyes. I really do have a dog that looks like him. Sony is a tom cat who is white, with black, and tan spots all over him. He's also a little bit over zealous when it comes to girls. So don't get to friendly. Well, here's your daily dose of insanity! I hope you enjoy!
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spankers!
Chapter 2: Enter the Pain in the Butt, And Exit the Prison!
Isis, and Miho slowly snuck around the guards at the jailhouse. They wanted to get the other's out before the serious fighting began. Isis couldn't believe Marik, and Princess Pain in the Butt actually believed she'd just behave! It just wasn't in her! She had tried!
They entered into the room where the actual prisoners were kept. "Did you get the keys to the chains?," Miho asked. "Nope." Isis had that reckless grin on her face, that she always had when she was about to do something insane. Miho didn't like that look at all! "What are you planning?" "Where do you think Princess Pain in the Butt could put any prisoners at, if the jail suddenly caved in?" Miho thought a moment. "No place dank, and dreary. Wait a minute! Don't tell me we're going to destroy the prison!?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!?! Pull it apart brick by brick?" "Nope. We're going to do it beam by beam!" Miho looked around realizing that the ceiling was held up by beams. Prisoners were chained to them. If they knocked them all down, then the ceiling would fall. Miho began to grin.
They ran around, and quickly used their swords to cut off all of the chains. Then they made everyone but Rachel, BeeBop, and Sony leave. Isis hugged them all. She always twisted a little bit when she hugged Sony. He was about to grab her butt! Isis and Miho then told them the plan. BeeBop grinned hugely. "Leave this to me!" He then began pushing over the beams beginning at the back, and coming towards the front. When there were about 3 left the room began to tremble, and they all turned and ran. When they were a safe distance from the building they all turned to look. The whole building completely collapsed, and a huge cloud of dust arose. Everyone laughed, and Rachel said, "It'll take the Princess weeks just to clear this mess up, much less build a new prison!" "Yeah! You haven't been back 2 hours, and you've hurt her more than anyone else combined!," Miho said. Isis just laughed, lifted up her bow, and shot off an arrow. On it was a letter. It landed on what was left of the door. "Lets get out of here! We can hide in Sherwood forest while we come up with more ways to torture Princess Pain in the Butt!," Isis said. They all turned and ran towards the forest.
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Meanwhile, at the palace the Princess everyone was talking about was sitting on her throne (CG: Correction! Yami's throne! sticks my tongue out at Trinity.) She was tall with tri-colored hair like Yami's. It was just laying down, and not spiked. It was also straight and laired. She grinned at the scene in front of her. She had decided to throw her self a party. So she had ordered all of the noble's or at least some of their family member's to attend. If they refused, they would lose their title, and be thrown into prison. So most of the noble's had come. The only noble who sent a family member to represent him, was Gozabaro Kaiba. He had sent his son, Seto. And Trinity couldn't have been happier with him! Seto was by far the best looking man she had ever seen! He was a commoner by birth, but his mother had supposedly been beautiful. So beautiful, Gozaburo, had killed her husband, and forced her to marry him herself. She had committed suicide right after the wedding. Which left Gozaburo with Seto. He had decided to raise Seto to be his heir, since he couldn't convince any other nobles to let him marry their daughters. Gozaburo had a reputation for being extremely cruel.
Princess Trinity watched every move Seto made. He had tried to leave a couple of times, but Trinity made certain the guards knew the punishment they would be in for if he left. So every time he tried to leave, they refused to let him pass. Serenity, the Sheriff of Rottingham stood next to Trinity drooling over Seto. Trinity noticed, and told Serenity to go on a patrol. Serenity took a hint, and left.
Trinity watched as Seto tried once again to unsuccessfully leave. He was getting extremely angry, and began to stomp towards her. This was exactly what Trinity had been waiting for. She rose from her throne, and walked into a room not to far from it. Seto was so angry, he went charging in after her. He never realized his mistake until he heard the door close, and lock after he got halfway in. He whirled around, and angrily exclaimed, "Is there a reason why your guards refuse to let me leave? My father wants me home by nightfall!" Trinity looked him over greedily, and said, "I doubt your father would have any objections, when he finds out I've decided that your going to be my future husband!" Seto's mouth dropped open. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! The law says anyone who marries into the royal family has to have at least 5 generations of nobles for ancestors! I don't even have one generation! I was just adopted by Gozaburo!" Seto folded his hands over his chest thinking that had settled things, and he could to home. He didn't want to be married to a noble, much less the queen! He had grown tired a long time ago of being a noble. Besides, he was planning to run away with Mokuba tonight. He couldn't put up with any more of Gozaburo's beatings. "Gozaburo would be more than happy to forge some documents saying you're his son by birth. If he knew he would become royalty in the process he'd do anything. And who'd be the wiser?," Trinity asked with a smirk. Seto's confidence quickly faded. Gozaburo would do any thing to become royalty!
Trinity began walking towards him, and he began backing away. He suddenly ran into the wall, and Trinity quickly pinned him against it. Seto struggled but it was no use. Trinity worked out a lot, and had some pretty big muscles for a girl. Not that she looked bad! She was actually extremely attractive! (Sony: I'll say! Want to go out with a cat? CG sits on Sony, and gags him. CG: At last! Silence!) She said if you wanted to keep what you've got, you've got to have brains and muscles! Seto wasn't allowed to do any physical work, besides horse back riding and sword fighting, so he didn't really have any muscles. "I've heard about how close you are to your little maid Mokuba. Run away, or tell anyone your really a commoner, and Mokuba dies! In fact, I'm going to have Mokuba taken to someplace safe, so things go MY way. If you don't believe me, TRY ME!" Trinity then kissed Seto roughly on the lips. (CG: Get her, girls! She then releases an army of rabid fan-girls who begin attacking Trinity.) She then turned and unlocked the door. She ordered the guards standing outside of it, to take Lord Seto to his new chambers. They then grabbed him, and forced him out of the room.
Trinity was in an extremely good mood. There would be no way Seto would risk Mokuba's life! So once again, she won! Life was extremely good since Yami, and that want-a-be female knight went to fight in the crusades! Just then Serenity came walking in. "Ah, your ah majesty, I ah" "Just spit it out!," Trinity growled. "Isis didn't obey your orders! She broke her friends out of prison, and destroyed it in the process! She also left this note!" Serenity quickly handed Trinity a note, and turned and ran. Trinity ripped the letter open.
Princess Trinity!
Or should I say, traitor who will soon lose her head! I'm back from the crusades! And I do plan to get back Yami's throne! I'm also to be called Isis Hood. I won't be called by the same name as a traitor. I trashed that piece of crap you called a prison! You should go pick it up at the lost and found. If you planned to go swimming today, here's a sample of what you'll be swimming in! Go look out the window.
Yours truly,
Isis Hood.
Trinity angrily stomped over to the window. An arrow shot up at her! She started to scream, but something burst in her mouth. She tasted the nastiest thing she ever tasted in her life! And it stunk, too! She began spitting it out, and saw it was a brown color. She jerked up the arrow, and saw a bag on it. It just said, 'Bag of Poop'. Trinity began to scream "EEEEWWWW! You'll pay for this Isis! You'll see!"
In the distance, people at the palace could hear a group of people laughing their heads off.
Another arrow was shot into the room where Trinity was spitting poop out of her mouth. It had another letter on it. This letter just said,
Let the war begin. Isis Hood.
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CG: Well, that's all for that chapter! I thought that was awesome with the bag of poop flying into Trinity's mouth! She'll learn not to kiss Isis's man!
Isis: AMEN SISTER!
CG: Well, I see you next time! CHOW!