CG: I had to replace my authors note with this. Which is a good thing! I've been having a really hard time writing Isis Hood: The Legend Begins! I just don't have any ideas for it! So I'm going to finish it up. There will only be one or two more chapters. Then I'm going to start on Isis Hood: Knight Time. I have plenty of ideas for that one.
BeeBop: Excuses, Excuses!
CG: Shut up!
BeeBop: Make me!
CG: SONY! BRING IN THE MARY-SUE'S WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON BEEBOP!
Sony: Yes, Mam! Come and get him girls! ^-^
BeeBop: @0@ I TAKE IT BACK! I'M SORRY!
BeeBop is covered by insane Mary-Sue's screaming 'I love you!'
CG and Sony laugh, and start to write the story!
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spankers
Chapter 3: New Homes, and The Sheriff of Rottingham.
Isis, Miho, Rachel, Sony, and BeeBop walked through Sherwood Forest. They were looking for a new home. Luckily Isis had a place in mind already.
She lead them into a clearing with a lake. It was made by a waterfall flowing off of a cliff. Miho just looked at it, and said, "Yep. This screams come find us here." Isis just laughed and jumped into the lake. She disappeared from view, and never came back up! BeeBop panicked, and jumped in after her. After two or three minutes, the others began to panic too, and they all jumped in after them. They swam towards the waterfall, and almost swam into Isis. Rachel screamed, and got a mouthful of water. She swam to the surface, and began gasping for air. She was soon joined by the others, including Isis, and BeeBop. Everyone began screaming at Isis, and BeeBop for scaring them. BeeBop just said, "You have got to see this! Follow us!" Isis, and BeeBop once again swam under water. This time the others followed. They swam down deep close to the waterfall, and they saw a whole in the rock! They swam through it, and then surfaced in a cave!
They just swam in place starring in awe. The cave was huge. Most of the cave was made of stone, but there were actually mossy spots, that might make decent beds. The water they were swimming in surfaced in different spots, and many of them offered more privacy than showers in the palace. (Rock walls.) There were wholes in the roof that admitted light, but not enough to be a pain when it rained. There was plenty of room for supplies, and they could easily fit an army in here if they wanted too. And considering that Isis had just declared war on Trinity, they might have too!
They slowly swam out of the water, towards the shore. They walked around starring. Rachel slowly said, "How are we supposed to get supplies in with out getting them soaked?" Isis just walked to a wall, and moved something they had all assumed was part of the wall. It was actually leaves from a shrub! Isis grinned proud of her-self. "The waterfall is just one way into the cave! There are tons of other ways in, too. Luckily none of them are obvious! Come one! I'll show you all of them!" They then left their new home, to find out each way in.
Everything was going great, until a little boy came running towards them. "Help Me!" Isis quickly drew her sword wondering why he needed help. Suddenly she saw why. And it was all she could do to keep a straight face.
Serenity, Sir Joey's younger but very annoying little sister was riding towards them. She wore a black leather outfit that looked idiotic! (CG: Think of the one the sheriff of Rottingham from Robin Hood: Men In Tights was wearing.) Following her were men in the kings uniform. They were trying to play the trumpets, but only through their noses! Serenity was trying very hard to look cool. She was obviously failing!
She rode up to them, and stopped with her nose stuck up in the air. BeeBop, and Miho begin snickering. The boy ran behind Isis. "This boy ran away to dare custody from the queen!" Serenity said. Everyone just starred wondering what in the crap she had just said. "THIS boy dared to run away from the queen's custody!" "OOOOOHHHHHH!" everyone including the king's men said. Serenity turned pale with rage, and screamed "Shut Up and hand over the boy, fools!" Isis just starred at her for a moment, and said, "And what has this boy done, to be arrested?" "NOTHING!" the boy screamed. "They just want to keep me prisoner, so Seto will have to marry Trinity!" Everyone's mouth dropped open at this, including Trinity's. "WHAT!" Isis, and Trinity scream together. "HOW STEAL DARE TRY MAN TO MY SHE!" Serenity screamed. "How DARE she try to steal my man!" Serenity said more slowly. Everyone looked at her. 'How can one human being be so idiotic!' Isis thought. "What exactly makes him your man!" Miho growled. She had had a crush on Seto for years now. They had even had a romance at one time. (CG: You'll read about that, and Isis's relationship with Yami, which is why none of her best friends knew about the cave, in Isis Hood: Knight Time.) Serenity just stuck her nose higher in the air, and said, "BECAUSE! it was prophesized! (cricket noses are heard in the background) A witch once prophesized that I would fall in love with the man of my dreams! And that man is Seto Kaiba!" "That's nice. Now let's get this over with." Isis said. She then slashed through the saddle straps of Serenity's saddle, which left her hanging upside down. She then cut off her belt, which made Serenity's shirt come down, revealing all! (Sony: YAY! CG knocks him out.) Serenity began to scream something, but the sound was muffled by her shirt in her mouth. Isis then turned the horse around, and slapped it on the butt with her sword. It began to run back the way it came. The king's men looked around confused, and then turned around to go after Serenity. There would be HELL to pay if they couldn't catch that horse before it got to a village!
Isis turned around to look at the boy she had just saved. "Mokuba!" she cried, and hugged him tightly. He hugged her back, eagerly. "Are you going to save Seto?" he asked. "You better believe we are!" Miho screamed. They then took Mokuba into the cave, and began to plan on how they would rescue Seto.
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CG: Well, that's all for now! I hope I can start on Isis Hood: Knight Time! Soon. That's the story I'm really wanting to write! I'm hoping it'll be good! Anyway's be sure to review. Till next time!
BeeBop: Excuses, Excuses!
CG: Shut up!
BeeBop: Make me!
CG: SONY! BRING IN THE MARY-SUE'S WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON BEEBOP!
Sony: Yes, Mam! Come and get him girls! ^-^
BeeBop: @0@ I TAKE IT BACK! I'M SORRY!
BeeBop is covered by insane Mary-Sue's screaming 'I love you!'
CG and Sony laugh, and start to write the story!
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spankers
Chapter 3: New Homes, and The Sheriff of Rottingham.
Isis, Miho, Rachel, Sony, and BeeBop walked through Sherwood Forest. They were looking for a new home. Luckily Isis had a place in mind already.
She lead them into a clearing with a lake. It was made by a waterfall flowing off of a cliff. Miho just looked at it, and said, "Yep. This screams come find us here." Isis just laughed and jumped into the lake. She disappeared from view, and never came back up! BeeBop panicked, and jumped in after her. After two or three minutes, the others began to panic too, and they all jumped in after them. They swam towards the waterfall, and almost swam into Isis. Rachel screamed, and got a mouthful of water. She swam to the surface, and began gasping for air. She was soon joined by the others, including Isis, and BeeBop. Everyone began screaming at Isis, and BeeBop for scaring them. BeeBop just said, "You have got to see this! Follow us!" Isis, and BeeBop once again swam under water. This time the others followed. They swam down deep close to the waterfall, and they saw a whole in the rock! They swam through it, and then surfaced in a cave!
They just swam in place starring in awe. The cave was huge. Most of the cave was made of stone, but there were actually mossy spots, that might make decent beds. The water they were swimming in surfaced in different spots, and many of them offered more privacy than showers in the palace. (Rock walls.) There were wholes in the roof that admitted light, but not enough to be a pain when it rained. There was plenty of room for supplies, and they could easily fit an army in here if they wanted too. And considering that Isis had just declared war on Trinity, they might have too!
They slowly swam out of the water, towards the shore. They walked around starring. Rachel slowly said, "How are we supposed to get supplies in with out getting them soaked?" Isis just walked to a wall, and moved something they had all assumed was part of the wall. It was actually leaves from a shrub! Isis grinned proud of her-self. "The waterfall is just one way into the cave! There are tons of other ways in, too. Luckily none of them are obvious! Come one! I'll show you all of them!" They then left their new home, to find out each way in.
Everything was going great, until a little boy came running towards them. "Help Me!" Isis quickly drew her sword wondering why he needed help. Suddenly she saw why. And it was all she could do to keep a straight face.
Serenity, Sir Joey's younger but very annoying little sister was riding towards them. She wore a black leather outfit that looked idiotic! (CG: Think of the one the sheriff of Rottingham from Robin Hood: Men In Tights was wearing.) Following her were men in the kings uniform. They were trying to play the trumpets, but only through their noses! Serenity was trying very hard to look cool. She was obviously failing!
She rode up to them, and stopped with her nose stuck up in the air. BeeBop, and Miho begin snickering. The boy ran behind Isis. "This boy ran away to dare custody from the queen!" Serenity said. Everyone just starred wondering what in the crap she had just said. "THIS boy dared to run away from the queen's custody!" "OOOOOHHHHHH!" everyone including the king's men said. Serenity turned pale with rage, and screamed "Shut Up and hand over the boy, fools!" Isis just starred at her for a moment, and said, "And what has this boy done, to be arrested?" "NOTHING!" the boy screamed. "They just want to keep me prisoner, so Seto will have to marry Trinity!" Everyone's mouth dropped open at this, including Trinity's. "WHAT!" Isis, and Trinity scream together. "HOW STEAL DARE TRY MAN TO MY SHE!" Serenity screamed. "How DARE she try to steal my man!" Serenity said more slowly. Everyone looked at her. 'How can one human being be so idiotic!' Isis thought. "What exactly makes him your man!" Miho growled. She had had a crush on Seto for years now. They had even had a romance at one time. (CG: You'll read about that, and Isis's relationship with Yami, which is why none of her best friends knew about the cave, in Isis Hood: Knight Time.) Serenity just stuck her nose higher in the air, and said, "BECAUSE! it was prophesized! (cricket noses are heard in the background) A witch once prophesized that I would fall in love with the man of my dreams! And that man is Seto Kaiba!" "That's nice. Now let's get this over with." Isis said. She then slashed through the saddle straps of Serenity's saddle, which left her hanging upside down. She then cut off her belt, which made Serenity's shirt come down, revealing all! (Sony: YAY! CG knocks him out.) Serenity began to scream something, but the sound was muffled by her shirt in her mouth. Isis then turned the horse around, and slapped it on the butt with her sword. It began to run back the way it came. The king's men looked around confused, and then turned around to go after Serenity. There would be HELL to pay if they couldn't catch that horse before it got to a village!
Isis turned around to look at the boy she had just saved. "Mokuba!" she cried, and hugged him tightly. He hugged her back, eagerly. "Are you going to save Seto?" he asked. "You better believe we are!" Miho screamed. They then took Mokuba into the cave, and began to plan on how they would rescue Seto.
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CG: Well, that's all for now! I hope I can start on Isis Hood: Knight Time! Soon. That's the story I'm really wanting to write! I'm hoping it'll be good! Anyway's be sure to review. Till next time!