CG: I read my reviews, and I noticed This Sucks reviewed again. I've thought it over, and I know the nerd is totally pathetic, and everything, but he obviously needs some serious help! He's reviewed me twice, and he says the same thing, over, and over, and over! It's so freaking boring! Therefore, I'm going to teach This Sucks, or This is Stupid, which ever name they happen to be reviewing under, how to send a decent flame.
BeeBop: Poor Guy!
CG: Rule #1: Be original for God's sake!
You say the same crap over, and over again. Can't you think of anything new to say!?!
Rule #2: Be original!
Rule #3: Learn how to spell!
I have no idea what you were saying in some sentences in your first flame, because your spelling is so freaking crappy.
Rule #4: If you intend to be rude, (which you obviously were) DON'T say you don't!
Be honest. If you have the guts to send me a flame twice, don't be such a nerd, and act like you don't mean it to be a flame.
Rule #5: If you don't like my stories, DON'T READ THEM!
Good Lord, I'm the stupidest human being on earth, and even I don't keep reading a story if I don't like it!
Rule #6: Be original!
OK! Now that we've gone through the rules, I'm going to show you what a cool flame looks like. Take notes!
I wish (sung to Dixie Land)
Well I wish there was a decent story, for me to read, and en-jo-y
But theres not!
But theres not!
But theres not!
God save us all!
I wish I could just die!
And forget
About this crap!
I'm going to have nightmares!
For the rest of E-Tern-It-Y
It really stinks!
It really stinks!
It really stinks!
It really stinks!
It stinks!
So bad!
So get some perfume!
This is really terrible, and it should just be deleted
Delete away!
Delete away!
Delete away!
And save us all!
Well, theres one original Flame. It doesn't go exactly to Dixie Land, but this is just an example! Next example.
You actually thought up this stuff!?! What kind-of sick human being are you? Are you like one of those super villains, who put this on this website, hoping to scare readers so bad they won't have a brain, and get rid of some future leaders or something? Because that's exactly what your doing! A friend called me up after reading this, and it had perverted their mind so much, they could only babble, about it was unbelievably horrible! You're a sick writer! You should be ashamed of your self. But I guess if you write things like that, you just don't care! Sicko!
OK. I've had enough of the flame thing! I just hope This Sucks can send me a decent review next time. Spanks to Jewel of Egypt. There's enough flamers out there for us both to attack. But I'll share this one! He's such a nerd, I'd think I'd go insane with boredom if I had to keep responding to him by my-self. If you ever need anything, I've definitely got your back! I've got a back, but I don't have a butt! I'm to skinny! So I just tell everyone to "Kiss my air!" By the way This Sucks, "Kiss my air! If you have to guts that is! And as to your question about "What in the Hell were you thinking?" I wasn't thinking! I'm an author, not a brain surgeon.
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spankers.
Chapter 5: Love In Sherwood Forest.
Isis was sitting outside by her self. It was night time, and she just wanted to be alone for a little bit. It was insanity inside. Seto kept trying to get her alone, why she didn't know, Miho kept jerking her off to the side yapping about how happy she was that Seto was here, Mokuba was playing pranks on everyone, and Sony, and BeeBop were both proclaiming their love to a very freaked out Rachel. They were just joking of course, but after hearing Rachel crying she didn't know what to do about fifty times, Isis had had enough, and snuck outside.
She watched as two swans landed on the lake, and swam around. They were very pretty. It was a very hot night, and the water looked very cold! She looked around, and heard no one coming, and dived in the water. She then took off all of her clothes and threw them on the shore behind a bush. The swans quickly flew away. Isis just laughed. She hadn't been able to go swimming by herself for a long time! She dived under water, and stayed down for a few minutes, counting how long she could hold her breath. She made it to about three minutes before she had to come back up. When she got to the surface her hair was in her face, so she flipped it back. Seto was sitting on the shore watching her with a little smile. Isis turned scarlet! This was something she should have figured on, but didn't. He smiled a little bigger, and walked into the water with her. He swam towards her, and she saw him take his shirt off. This situation had gone from bad, to unbelievable!
He made it to where she was at, and she felt an arm sneak around her waist. Suddenly she was a lot closer to Seto, than she had ever imagined her self being. She began to panic! What if Miho saw them, and got the wrong idea? But then again what was the idea? Seto laughed. She had never noticed how sexy his laugh was before. "I never would have imagined you would be shy." Seto whispered in her ear. Isis felt herself turning scarlet. Seto then kissed her tenderly on her mouth, and Isis frantically thought about how about what she was going to do to punish Mokuba for playing so many pranks.
Seto began to kiss her neck, and Isis shoved him away. "This is way to quick!" Isis said. Seto just laughed, and began backing away. Isis sighed inwardly, but then Seto started to pull her with him! For the first time in her life, Isis didn't know what to do.
Seto walked on the shore, and Isis was almost completely out of the water. She realized if he got her all the way on shore he would see her naked! She was finally able to think clearly, and dived behind the bush where her clothes were. She won the record for worlds quickest dresser! Seto walked behind the bush, and just smiled when he saw she was fully dressed. He sat down, and pulled her next to him. He then wrapped his arm around her shoulders, and pulled her closer to him. Isis really didn't know what to do now! Seto looked at her and smiled. Isis felt her heart doing flip-flops. It wasn't fair that he could do that to her with a smile. Seto looked sheepish, and then suddenly blurted out, "I'm in love with you!" Isis about died. She didn't know what to say. She had had a relationship with Yami, but then he told her he had meet someone else. Who she didn't know. That meant she was free, but what about Seto and Miho? That was answered quickly enough.
Miho came running out side. "I need to talk to you, Seto." Miho then grabbed his hand, and pulled him into the forest. If Seto didn't know any better, he'd say Miho was blushing! "Look, I've been thinking. I know it didn't work out between us before, and everything, but maybe we were to young! We're a lot older, and maturer now, and I think we should give it another try!" Miho then wrapped her arm around his neck, and kissed him. Seto sat shocked. Could she have done this at a worse time? He pushed her away, gently, and said, "Look I think we should both take some time to think about this. I mean, we may not have been mature enough for a relationship then, but then again we may not have anything! Let's just think about this. Or try seeing other people to see if we really do have anything." Miho thought it over, and quickly agreed. He probably had a crush on Rachel. She had seen him looking at her. Well if he had a crush on her, then she'd just have Rachel play along, and then break it off. And make sure she was the one Seto ran to when he was heart broken! It was a completely full proof plan. She ran back inside, and left Seto and Isis alone again.
Seto turned to Isis, who was starring at the ground. Seto walked to her, and wrapped his arm around her waist. Isis just turned away. Seto turned her back around, and pulled her very close to him. "What's the matter?" Isis sighed. He obviously didn't get it. "Miho really likes you, and she's my best friend. I can't have a relationship with you, if my friend may get hurt." Seto didn't know what to say. "Look, Miho's really nice and everything, but we've already tried it. It won't work! It will work between us, though! Miho will just have to accept that I don't want to be with her one day. She'll find some one who does. And until then, I'm not going to be miserable pretending to have feelings for her when I don't! She'll be hurt even more if I do." Isis sighed. This was going to be a lot harder than she thought. "Let's just give it some time. I don't want to rush into things. I'm not sure if it's a good idea for us to date, at least not until Yami's back on the throne. Let's just take it VERY slow until then." Isis then walked back inside leaving behind a very frustrated Seto.
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CG is slamming Miho's head into wall repeatedly.
CG: Why!?! Why did you have to ruin the only decent romance scene I've ever written!?!
Miho: Because! You're the author, and you wrote me doing it!
CG: Oh. @0@ OK! Your forgiven.
CG then calls an ambulance for Miho. But she's not paying for the bill! (evil laugh)
BeeBop: Poor Guy!
CG: Rule #1: Be original for God's sake!
You say the same crap over, and over again. Can't you think of anything new to say!?!
Rule #2: Be original!
Rule #3: Learn how to spell!
I have no idea what you were saying in some sentences in your first flame, because your spelling is so freaking crappy.
Rule #4: If you intend to be rude, (which you obviously were) DON'T say you don't!
Be honest. If you have the guts to send me a flame twice, don't be such a nerd, and act like you don't mean it to be a flame.
Rule #5: If you don't like my stories, DON'T READ THEM!
Good Lord, I'm the stupidest human being on earth, and even I don't keep reading a story if I don't like it!
Rule #6: Be original!
OK! Now that we've gone through the rules, I'm going to show you what a cool flame looks like. Take notes!
I wish (sung to Dixie Land)
Well I wish there was a decent story, for me to read, and en-jo-y
But theres not!
But theres not!
But theres not!
God save us all!
I wish I could just die!
And forget
About this crap!
I'm going to have nightmares!
For the rest of E-Tern-It-Y
It really stinks!
It really stinks!
It really stinks!
It really stinks!
It stinks!
So bad!
So get some perfume!
This is really terrible, and it should just be deleted
Delete away!
Delete away!
Delete away!
And save us all!
Well, theres one original Flame. It doesn't go exactly to Dixie Land, but this is just an example! Next example.
You actually thought up this stuff!?! What kind-of sick human being are you? Are you like one of those super villains, who put this on this website, hoping to scare readers so bad they won't have a brain, and get rid of some future leaders or something? Because that's exactly what your doing! A friend called me up after reading this, and it had perverted their mind so much, they could only babble, about it was unbelievably horrible! You're a sick writer! You should be ashamed of your self. But I guess if you write things like that, you just don't care! Sicko!
OK. I've had enough of the flame thing! I just hope This Sucks can send me a decent review next time. Spanks to Jewel of Egypt. There's enough flamers out there for us both to attack. But I'll share this one! He's such a nerd, I'd think I'd go insane with boredom if I had to keep responding to him by my-self. If you ever need anything, I've definitely got your back! I've got a back, but I don't have a butt! I'm to skinny! So I just tell everyone to "Kiss my air!" By the way This Sucks, "Kiss my air! If you have to guts that is! And as to your question about "What in the Hell were you thinking?" I wasn't thinking! I'm an author, not a brain surgeon.
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Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spankers.
Chapter 5: Love In Sherwood Forest.
Isis was sitting outside by her self. It was night time, and she just wanted to be alone for a little bit. It was insanity inside. Seto kept trying to get her alone, why she didn't know, Miho kept jerking her off to the side yapping about how happy she was that Seto was here, Mokuba was playing pranks on everyone, and Sony, and BeeBop were both proclaiming their love to a very freaked out Rachel. They were just joking of course, but after hearing Rachel crying she didn't know what to do about fifty times, Isis had had enough, and snuck outside.
She watched as two swans landed on the lake, and swam around. They were very pretty. It was a very hot night, and the water looked very cold! She looked around, and heard no one coming, and dived in the water. She then took off all of her clothes and threw them on the shore behind a bush. The swans quickly flew away. Isis just laughed. She hadn't been able to go swimming by herself for a long time! She dived under water, and stayed down for a few minutes, counting how long she could hold her breath. She made it to about three minutes before she had to come back up. When she got to the surface her hair was in her face, so she flipped it back. Seto was sitting on the shore watching her with a little smile. Isis turned scarlet! This was something she should have figured on, but didn't. He smiled a little bigger, and walked into the water with her. He swam towards her, and she saw him take his shirt off. This situation had gone from bad, to unbelievable!
He made it to where she was at, and she felt an arm sneak around her waist. Suddenly she was a lot closer to Seto, than she had ever imagined her self being. She began to panic! What if Miho saw them, and got the wrong idea? But then again what was the idea? Seto laughed. She had never noticed how sexy his laugh was before. "I never would have imagined you would be shy." Seto whispered in her ear. Isis felt herself turning scarlet. Seto then kissed her tenderly on her mouth, and Isis frantically thought about how about what she was going to do to punish Mokuba for playing so many pranks.
Seto began to kiss her neck, and Isis shoved him away. "This is way to quick!" Isis said. Seto just laughed, and began backing away. Isis sighed inwardly, but then Seto started to pull her with him! For the first time in her life, Isis didn't know what to do.
Seto walked on the shore, and Isis was almost completely out of the water. She realized if he got her all the way on shore he would see her naked! She was finally able to think clearly, and dived behind the bush where her clothes were. She won the record for worlds quickest dresser! Seto walked behind the bush, and just smiled when he saw she was fully dressed. He sat down, and pulled her next to him. He then wrapped his arm around her shoulders, and pulled her closer to him. Isis really didn't know what to do now! Seto looked at her and smiled. Isis felt her heart doing flip-flops. It wasn't fair that he could do that to her with a smile. Seto looked sheepish, and then suddenly blurted out, "I'm in love with you!" Isis about died. She didn't know what to say. She had had a relationship with Yami, but then he told her he had meet someone else. Who she didn't know. That meant she was free, but what about Seto and Miho? That was answered quickly enough.
Miho came running out side. "I need to talk to you, Seto." Miho then grabbed his hand, and pulled him into the forest. If Seto didn't know any better, he'd say Miho was blushing! "Look, I've been thinking. I know it didn't work out between us before, and everything, but maybe we were to young! We're a lot older, and maturer now, and I think we should give it another try!" Miho then wrapped her arm around his neck, and kissed him. Seto sat shocked. Could she have done this at a worse time? He pushed her away, gently, and said, "Look I think we should both take some time to think about this. I mean, we may not have been mature enough for a relationship then, but then again we may not have anything! Let's just think about this. Or try seeing other people to see if we really do have anything." Miho thought it over, and quickly agreed. He probably had a crush on Rachel. She had seen him looking at her. Well if he had a crush on her, then she'd just have Rachel play along, and then break it off. And make sure she was the one Seto ran to when he was heart broken! It was a completely full proof plan. She ran back inside, and left Seto and Isis alone again.
Seto turned to Isis, who was starring at the ground. Seto walked to her, and wrapped his arm around her waist. Isis just turned away. Seto turned her back around, and pulled her very close to him. "What's the matter?" Isis sighed. He obviously didn't get it. "Miho really likes you, and she's my best friend. I can't have a relationship with you, if my friend may get hurt." Seto didn't know what to say. "Look, Miho's really nice and everything, but we've already tried it. It won't work! It will work between us, though! Miho will just have to accept that I don't want to be with her one day. She'll find some one who does. And until then, I'm not going to be miserable pretending to have feelings for her when I don't! She'll be hurt even more if I do." Isis sighed. This was going to be a lot harder than she thought. "Let's just give it some time. I don't want to rush into things. I'm not sure if it's a good idea for us to date, at least not until Yami's back on the throne. Let's just take it VERY slow until then." Isis then walked back inside leaving behind a very frustrated Seto.
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CG is slamming Miho's head into wall repeatedly.
CG: Why!?! Why did you have to ruin the only decent romance scene I've ever written!?!
Miho: Because! You're the author, and you wrote me doing it!
CG: Oh. @0@ OK! Your forgiven.
CG then calls an ambulance for Miho. But she's not paying for the bill! (evil laugh)