CG: Hi everybody! Yes, I know it's been a really long while, but I had no ideas for this fic. Now I do, and I'm updating! YAY! Ne'ways, I'm going to shut-up now, and write.
BeeBop: Thank God.
CG: SHUT-UP!
Isis Hood: Legend of the Sherwood Spankers.
Chapter 6: The Thing That Lives In the Tower of Bad Fashion.
Trinity paced across the room, and looked up at the ceiling. "Tell me, HOW he escaped again?" She demanded angrily. She had asked this question a hundred times now, and Serenity was losing her temper. "He escaped because you let him! You were the one who couldn't fight Isis! I was out doing what I was told, which was trying to find Mokuba!" As soon as these words escaped Serenity's mouth, she winced. She had it coming now!
Trinity's face contorted with anger, and she grabbed a chair, and threw it across the room. Serenity dived out of the way, and the chair hit a wall where it shattered into several pieces. "Get out there and find him right now!" Trinity shrieked. She stalked over to the window, and glared out, when she noticed something. The tower….
"Get back here!" Trinity screamed at the top of her lungs, at Serenity, who was trying to leave the room as quickly as she could. Serenity and two guards quickly tried to get into the room as fast as possible, to keep Serenity from getting even angrier. Serenity's foot got caught in the door way, and she fell straight into the first guard. They both feel in a heap, and the other guard tripped over both of them. Trying to get up, their sword belts got caught, and unfortunately for them, they couldn't get separated for a minute or two.
When they finally had their swords free, they stood up clumsily, and looked at Trinity, dreading what she would say. To their shock, Trinity was smiling! She casually walked over to Serenity, and threw an arm over her shoulder. "Serenity, how long have we been friends?" Trinity asked in a sugary sweet voice. Serenity looked at Trinity confused, and said, I didn't know we were friends!" Trinity mentally smacked her self, before she continued.
"Of COURSE we're friends!" Trinity crooned. "You didn't think I would make someone sheriff who I wasn't friends with, now did you?" Serenity thought about this, and didn't continue. She was to over whelmed by happiness! Grinning from ear to ear, she finally said, "So friends, are we?" She shook her head extremely annoyed, and said, "So we are friends?" Trinity chuckled. She had Serenity right where she wanted her. "Duh! And as friends, I have a teensy favor to ask." Grinning even bigger, Serenity said, "Of course! Anything for a friend!"
"Serenity stormed up the stairs, and angrily kicked a wall. "How could I be so stupid!?!" she muttered to her self. Trinity wanted her to go talk to the creature who lived in the tower of bad fashion. Mainly, because the creature was in love with Trinity! So Serenity had to take the walk up the stairs many called 'the walk of doom' and speak to this creature. Or better yet, listen to the creature talk about how pretty Trinity was.
Finally reaching the door, she winced, and forced her self to open the door. The creature was there. His name was Pegasus, and he was currently standing in front of the mirror, trying on a crappy outfit. It was pink, and it in the middle it had huge petals coming out, and a couple leaves. The bottom half was green tights, and the top half was yellow. Serenity starred in horror, as he continued to examine him self in the mirror.
"Oh, look at this!" Pegasus moved so he was facing the right, and ran his hands over his chest. "Oh, yeah, so fine." He then turned left, and ran his fingers through his hair. "No woman can keep her hands off of this!" He then spun so his butt was facing the mirror, and smoothed out his tights! Finally he turned till he was facing the mirror again, and said, "I'll win her heart at the next ball in this outfit! Ha! I'll have to fight to keep the other dancers off of me!"
He finally noticed Serenity in the mirror, and grinned hugely. "Serenity-girl! You young fashionably disabled sheriff? Tell me? Has she admitted her love for me yet?" Serenity knew if she told Pegasus, Trinity wanted him to use his powers to tell her about Seto, he would never do it. So, she decided to find out about Seto, and get back at Trinity at the same time!
"Well, I'll tell you the truth. No. But, if you do me a favor, I'm sure I can give you a hand in winning her heart…" Pegasus clapped his hands together, and shouted, "Oh, joy! Anything you want! But tell me? How will we get her to fall for me?" Serenity scratched her head, and said, "Well get her drunk." Looking at Pegasus beaming in his flower out fit, Serenity added, "REALLY DRUNK!" She then grinned. "Now, here's the thing. I'm in love with Seto Kaiba, and he's in love with me. But Isis Hood kidnapped his little servant, Mokuba, and she used him to force Seto to come with her! Now, I want to rescue them both, but I need to know where they are first. Can you tell me anything?"
Pegasus looked at her, and thought for a moment. "I'll see what I can find out." He said, and walked towards the mirror again. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me Seto Kaiba." A yellow smiley face appeared in the mirror, and said, "He has a nicer butt than you!" The smiley face then began to smirk. Pegasus didn't reply. He just picked up a mirror, and smashed it into a million pieces. "You were saying?"
The smiley face began to frown, and said, "Well, ah, I don't know where he is, but I can tell you what will happen. He'll marry Isis Hood, and they'll have twelve Kaibalits." "Kaibalits!?!" Pegasus, and Serenity asked, clearly shocked. "Baby Kaibas. I can't remember what, but there's some kind of animal you call it's babies something like chiclets. Or something like that!" The smiley face said, looking sheepish.
Serenity looked at it angrily, and said, "I want Seto!" The smiley face grinned, and said, "You'll get a man. A hot man! Just not Seto. But you want regret. Seto is to big of a grouch. Anyways, you need to go down stairs. If I'm correct, which I always am, Yami's knights are returning from the crusades!"
CG: YAY! I UPDATED!
BeeBop: That's scary.
CG: Now, I gots a question. I started to make this a trilogy, but because no body reviewed the first one, or the second one, I deleted them both. Now, when I get done with this one, and a few other stories, I might start writing them again. I just need to know what everyone thinks. I'm not going to write them if no one will review. But it won't be for a while. I've got a while to go on most of the stories, and I want to finish them first. It's just an idea. Ne'ways, review and tell me how crappy my story is! It'll be very much appreciated!
BeeBop: Majorly!