A/N: This is my first and probably the last Artemis Fowl fic so please be gentle and please review. And sorry if there's spelling mistakes !!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl and the other characters on the books cause they are Eoin Colfer's property!!! *sighs*

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''Arty?'' A female voice ask to the walkie-talkie that she was holding. There were no answer.

''Artemis?'' Nothing but sighing.

''ARTEMIS! Can you hear me!'' Now she was yelling.

''Are you trying to make me a deaf?'' Came a cold answer and the young woman released an sigh.

''Don't you dare to terrify me like that ever again.'' She said angrly.

There were silence and all she could hear was Artemis's breath and some typing.

''Artemis, I have given my life to your hands and that should be another way round cause I'm the bodyguard not you and I'm asking now to tell me which direction I go on here?''

''Just trust me and go on the left corridor and watch out the two man guards.''

''If I didin't trust you I wouldn't be here but apparently I do, is the thing behind those two man?'' She asked whispering because she was now close to the two guards.

''No it isn't and it's CD not thing.'' He said calmly.

''Well where it is?''

''It's behind thoes doors that are behind the guards.'' Artemis responded.

''Was that suppose to be a joke? Sorry I'm not laughin.''

''You should know that I don't tell jokes. Anyway I switch the cameras out for one minute and I want you to go there, get the CD and get out of there in that very same minute, understud? Knok the guards on the ground when I say go, are you ready?''

''I have born to be ready.'' Came confident answer.

''GO!!!'' he breathed and watch how the youngest Butler went staright through the corridor where the two men sized two times bigger than her were standing.

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''See you in hell, guys'' Juliet said and knoked the guard number one to the ground by hitting her foot on to his forehead. (A/N: So Charlie's Angels style.) The second man he handeled by slower way. She crush her thumb to his nerve at the base of the neck. Not too hard, she didn't want him to die. He went straight to unconsciousness and fell to the floor beside his pair.

''Code is 1-9-6-1-8-2-0 and you have forty seconds.'' Artemis said in the walkie-talkie, that was swinning in Juliet's belt.

She pressed the code and the doors opened slowly, deadly slowly.

''Excactly what you are doing?'' Asked voice behind Juliet's back.

''What does it look like I'm doing?'' She asked calmly.

''If you just...'' But he didn't manage to finnish his sentence cause Juliet had cleaved to 'intruders' hand and thrown his body over her shoulder and now he was laying on the floor in shock because his tail bone had broken.

''If you just lay down there and let me do my job.''

''Juliet get the CD! You have twenty seconds!''

''I'm going, I'm going.''

The woman stepped in to the vault and there it was, in the middle of the room the silver CD layed on the crystalclear box.

'How Classic' She though and grabbed the whole box leaving the room.

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''53 seconds, good job Juliet.''

''Thanks.'' She said her crystal blue eyes sparkling in the moonlight.

Something in Artemis's stomach twist. Juliet looked so beautiful.

''Arty are you ok?'' She asked looking straight to his eyes. She had notice that Artemis was staring at her.

''What?'' Artemis was able to sober. His consentration was slipping. And that was something that didn't happened every day.

''Nothing.'' Juliet sighed and shaked her head.

''Let's go, Butler will come to the hotel about..'' and looked his Cartier watch which he had recieved from his father on his sixteenth brithday. That was almost three years ago. It looked quarter past eleven P.M.

''Fifteen minutes.''

''Okey.''

''And remember that this thing is going to stay between us. No mention it to Mother, Father or Butler.'' He said swining the CD in front of Juliet's face, careflly not to look in to her eyes, again.

''Okey.'' She repeated feeling like a robot. She wanted to ask him why all this secretiveness but knew more than well that if Artemis said something, he usually meant it.

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