Mutants of the Caribbean
Scene Five: Just Fight Don't Associate
Toad quickly ducked into a nearby shop as the X-Men ran past. Looking around he happily discovered it was a smithy that had just the tools he needed to break out of his irons. Toad set down his hat, grabbed a hammer and noticed Freddy Dukes asleep in the corner.
Toad walked over to face the sleeping giant, hammer in hand. "Yo!" he shouted, to which he got no response -- no threat. He went back to the anvil and began beating his chains with the hammer.
Several attempts later Toad realized no hammer was going to break his chains. More drastic measures were in order, so he wedged his chain in-between two large gears operated by a donkey. However the donkey wasn't to keen on operating the gears, until Toad kicked it. Finally the chains snapped, freeing Toad -- somewhat -- but before he could celebrate he heard someone opening the shop door. Toad hid himself just as Lance entered the smithy.
"Right where I left you," Lance said to himself glancing over at Freddy. Then he spotted the hammer set on top of the anvil and Toad's hat. "Not where I left you," he mused. And then he reached for the hat. Toad stepped out of his hiding place and slapped Lance's hand away with the blunt side of his sword. "You're the one the X-Men are hunting -- the pirate."
"Have I robbed you before?" Toad asked, looking Lance up and down.
"I don't associate with pirates," Lance countered proudly.
Toad nodded slightly. "Guess I'll be going then," he said turning for the door.
Lance drew his sword. "You threatened Miss Katherine," Lance growled blocking Toad's escape.
"How many names does that valley have?" Toad asked drawing his sword.
The two circled round each other slowly. They crossed blades several times before Toad pulled away, neither of them had been harmed in anyway. "Ha!" Toad exclaimed in triumph. Lance looked at him confused before realizing that they'd switched sides during their scuffle. Toad lept off towards the door. Lance thought fast, right as Toad reached the door Lance threw his sword into the door, pinning it shut.
Toad tried to pull the door open in vain. "Nice stunt," Toad sighed. "'Cept now you're between me and the exit again. And now you have no weapon." He smirked pointing his sword at Lance.
"Wanna bet?" Lance growled creating a fissure in between him and Toad.
"You're a mutant?" Toad asked jumping over the fissure in an attempt to exit through the back door.
"I am!" Lance said knocking Toad off his feet with another tremor. "And I train with my powers three hours a day!" Lance shouted over at Toad as he grabbed another sword.
"You need a girl, yo," Toad commented picking himself back off the ground. "Or maybe you've found one and the only way you can impress her is with your powers," he laughed, grinning as their swords clashed.
"I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!" Lance snarled sending more tremors through the ground setting both fighters off balance. They continued sword fighting under these conditions for a while before Toad got annoyed and lept up into the rafters. Lance fallowed by making the earth rise up right under his feet.
At first Toad seemed to have the advantage while in the rafters, he lept around Lance quite easily. Lance always found away to block Toad's escape route, however, and after a particularly quick attack, Lance knocked Toad's sword to the ground.
Toad lept down in one last attempt at escape, but Lance jumped down right between him and the door. Toad scowled then spit slime right into Lance's face. As Lance wiped the slime out of his eyes Toad drew his gun and took aim.
"You cheated!" Lance cried as soon as he could see Toad's new choice of weaponry.
"Pirate!" Toad reminded him, behind him the X-Men began trying to break down the door. "Move," he ordered.
"No," Lance said defiantly.
"Please, move!" Toad pleaded.
"No! I'm not gonna just let you escape!" Lance exclaimed exasperated.
"This shot is not meant for you, yo!" Toad said. Lance looked at him perplexed until Freddy smashed a bottle over Toad's head, knocking him unconscious.
The X-Men broke the door down almost at the exact time Toad hit the ground. "Excellent work, Mr. Dukes. You have assisted in the capture of a dangerous mutant," Commodore Colossus commented as the rest of the X-Men surrounded Toad's still form.
"Just doing my civic duty, Sir," Freddy replied, Lance rolled his eyes once again receiving no credit for his actions.
"I trust you will always remember this as the day that Captain Toad Tolensky almost escaped," Colossus quipped. "Take him away."
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Cast:
Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Todd Tolensky
Mr. Brown ~ Fred J. Dukes
Will Turner ~ Lance Alvers
Norrington ~ Piotr Rasputin
Next Chapter: Fire Explosions And Other Hot Things
Teaser: Enter the Cursed Crew! Un Dun Dun. Oh look it's all the people that arn't Jack!
Reviewers Only Test: Latin_Mutant got it first shot on Pyro. New question: How did Captain Jack Sparrow break his manacles in the original screenplay (keep in mind it's not the script)? Merg, anyone crazy as me deserves to pick if they want a scene dialogue or a cast listing. Cause only people crazy enough to find a screenplay to double check the Dialogue and Blocking would know this.
Review Responses:
We got accused of story theft, Gasp and Shutter, actually no one here knew about any X-Men/Pirates parodies, we thought we were being original. Even after Fire_Raven3 told us we had a heck of a time finding that story. We wouldn't have found it, then Aslyin told us it was under a different name, Fire Raven and Aslyin. It's called X-Men of the Caribbean, besides the Lance Kitty pairing the two seem pretty different. Hey look free advertisement!
So, anyway it was all just a major coincidence cause we started planning our story a long time ago, as in I was working on casting while watching the movie. Like I said saw Sparrow thought Todd. You should have seen me in the Tomb Raider Movie, I didn't wanna see it and HomeGrown made me go... I should never be allowed to see movies with aborigines that have funny hair sticks. It was more like they threw us out of the box for our thinking. ~ProFool
Scene Five: Just Fight Don't Associate
Toad quickly ducked into a nearby shop as the X-Men ran past. Looking around he happily discovered it was a smithy that had just the tools he needed to break out of his irons. Toad set down his hat, grabbed a hammer and noticed Freddy Dukes asleep in the corner.
Toad walked over to face the sleeping giant, hammer in hand. "Yo!" he shouted, to which he got no response -- no threat. He went back to the anvil and began beating his chains with the hammer.
Several attempts later Toad realized no hammer was going to break his chains. More drastic measures were in order, so he wedged his chain in-between two large gears operated by a donkey. However the donkey wasn't to keen on operating the gears, until Toad kicked it. Finally the chains snapped, freeing Toad -- somewhat -- but before he could celebrate he heard someone opening the shop door. Toad hid himself just as Lance entered the smithy.
"Right where I left you," Lance said to himself glancing over at Freddy. Then he spotted the hammer set on top of the anvil and Toad's hat. "Not where I left you," he mused. And then he reached for the hat. Toad stepped out of his hiding place and slapped Lance's hand away with the blunt side of his sword. "You're the one the X-Men are hunting -- the pirate."
"Have I robbed you before?" Toad asked, looking Lance up and down.
"I don't associate with pirates," Lance countered proudly.
Toad nodded slightly. "Guess I'll be going then," he said turning for the door.
Lance drew his sword. "You threatened Miss Katherine," Lance growled blocking Toad's escape.
"How many names does that valley have?" Toad asked drawing his sword.
The two circled round each other slowly. They crossed blades several times before Toad pulled away, neither of them had been harmed in anyway. "Ha!" Toad exclaimed in triumph. Lance looked at him confused before realizing that they'd switched sides during their scuffle. Toad lept off towards the door. Lance thought fast, right as Toad reached the door Lance threw his sword into the door, pinning it shut.
Toad tried to pull the door open in vain. "Nice stunt," Toad sighed. "'Cept now you're between me and the exit again. And now you have no weapon." He smirked pointing his sword at Lance.
"Wanna bet?" Lance growled creating a fissure in between him and Toad.
"You're a mutant?" Toad asked jumping over the fissure in an attempt to exit through the back door.
"I am!" Lance said knocking Toad off his feet with another tremor. "And I train with my powers three hours a day!" Lance shouted over at Toad as he grabbed another sword.
"You need a girl, yo," Toad commented picking himself back off the ground. "Or maybe you've found one and the only way you can impress her is with your powers," he laughed, grinning as their swords clashed.
"I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!" Lance snarled sending more tremors through the ground setting both fighters off balance. They continued sword fighting under these conditions for a while before Toad got annoyed and lept up into the rafters. Lance fallowed by making the earth rise up right under his feet.
At first Toad seemed to have the advantage while in the rafters, he lept around Lance quite easily. Lance always found away to block Toad's escape route, however, and after a particularly quick attack, Lance knocked Toad's sword to the ground.
Toad lept down in one last attempt at escape, but Lance jumped down right between him and the door. Toad scowled then spit slime right into Lance's face. As Lance wiped the slime out of his eyes Toad drew his gun and took aim.
"You cheated!" Lance cried as soon as he could see Toad's new choice of weaponry.
"Pirate!" Toad reminded him, behind him the X-Men began trying to break down the door. "Move," he ordered.
"No," Lance said defiantly.
"Please, move!" Toad pleaded.
"No! I'm not gonna just let you escape!" Lance exclaimed exasperated.
"This shot is not meant for you, yo!" Toad said. Lance looked at him perplexed until Freddy smashed a bottle over Toad's head, knocking him unconscious.
The X-Men broke the door down almost at the exact time Toad hit the ground. "Excellent work, Mr. Dukes. You have assisted in the capture of a dangerous mutant," Commodore Colossus commented as the rest of the X-Men surrounded Toad's still form.
"Just doing my civic duty, Sir," Freddy replied, Lance rolled his eyes once again receiving no credit for his actions.
"I trust you will always remember this as the day that Captain Toad Tolensky almost escaped," Colossus quipped. "Take him away."
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Cast:
Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Todd Tolensky
Mr. Brown ~ Fred J. Dukes
Will Turner ~ Lance Alvers
Norrington ~ Piotr Rasputin
Next Chapter: Fire Explosions And Other Hot Things
Teaser: Enter the Cursed Crew! Un Dun Dun. Oh look it's all the people that arn't Jack!
Reviewers Only Test: Latin_Mutant got it first shot on Pyro. New question: How did Captain Jack Sparrow break his manacles in the original screenplay (keep in mind it's not the script)? Merg, anyone crazy as me deserves to pick if they want a scene dialogue or a cast listing. Cause only people crazy enough to find a screenplay to double check the Dialogue and Blocking would know this.
Review Responses:
We got accused of story theft, Gasp and Shutter, actually no one here knew about any X-Men/Pirates parodies, we thought we were being original. Even after Fire_Raven3 told us we had a heck of a time finding that story. We wouldn't have found it, then Aslyin told us it was under a different name, Fire Raven and Aslyin. It's called X-Men of the Caribbean, besides the Lance Kitty pairing the two seem pretty different. Hey look free advertisement!
So, anyway it was all just a major coincidence cause we started planning our story a long time ago, as in I was working on casting while watching the movie. Like I said saw Sparrow thought Todd. You should have seen me in the Tomb Raider Movie, I didn't wanna see it and HomeGrown made me go... I should never be allowed to see movies with aborigines that have funny hair sticks. It was more like they threw us out of the box for our thinking. ~ProFool