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Talia woke up to the creepy sensation of something large and slimy oozing over her leg. It took about a minute for her to realize the severity of her situation, and then she bolted upright and looked down. The squid-like tentacle cringed at the sudden movement, and moved away from her rather quickly, slipping back into the uncannily smooth, dark surface of the lake, she supposed, to rejoin the rest of its body.
A lake? What lake? She had never been anywhere with such beautiful green grass and garden plants surrounding a lake, with a lovely path leading up to the castle.
Castle?! What castle?! Where the hell was she?!
Talia looked around frantically for any clues to her location, and spotted Fred and George sprawled on the grass, fast asleep not far away, and suddenly it all came back. Her parents. The Death Eaters after her. The spell so powerful that it knocked the three to the ground. She grabbed at her back pocket, her mind racing, and was relieved to find her wand still there.
She walked over to Fred and George and sighed, sitting down on the grass next to them. After watching their long, peaceful, snoring bodies, Talia decided to wake them up.
"Oy, Fred. George." she said softly, shaking them both. There was no movement. "Fred." she said sharply, shaking one of them harder. The blood pounded in her ears. What if they were both killed? Who knew if they were strong enough to survive a spell of that magnitude? "Fred!!!" she said, frantically, not realizing she was now shaking him rather painfully.
"My name is George! Get off me, woman! Back!" a very irritated and shaken (in the literal sense) George managed to say.
Whoops. Ah, well, at least he wasn't dead! By this time, the real Fred had waken up and was looking around.
"Blimey." he said, in awe. "How the hell did we get here?"
"Where?" said Talia.
"Here!" said Fred.
"No, I mean, where is 'here'?" she said irritably.
"You don't know?" said George. "Oh no, that's right, your parents"-Talia's gut twinged-"schooled you elsewhere."
"So we're at… Hogwarts?" she said in disbelief.
"Yeah. S'funny, though, it all looks different." said Fred, pensive. "I mean, the lake's the same, the grounds are the same, but it feels different, you know?" he addressed this to George.
"Codswallop." said George matter-of-factly. "You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about."
"So…." said Talia. "You reckon we just walk in, or…?"
"I suppose." said Fred, sighing. "Funny though, how we set out for our great adventure and it lands us right back where we escaped from."
(A/N: Well, not quite. )
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