It was a hot desert night in Agraba, and Yugi was riding a camel in the middle of the desert. He was looking for what a strange man called "the magic puzzle". Apparently if you were able to put this puzzle together, a magical genie would appear and grant you 3 (count em 3) wishes. But only the TRUE master of the puzzle could unlock this mystical genie. Young Yugi was determined to find this puzzle because of the great bounty he would receive in return. Yugi rode and rode for hours until he came to a big sand hill, his camel was tired and couldn't climb the hill. Yugi hopped of his camel and sat in the sand, the beast he was riding fell over beside him. He glanced at the animal and prayed it wasn't dead because he was too lazy to walk back himself.
Yugi laid back in the sand and felt something poking at his back. "Damn sand", he muttered. He was beginning to get annoyed and punched at the sand. As he put his fist into the sand some mystical force pulled him in and the sand swallowed him, like a whale. As the short child fell into a vortex his life was flashing before him, and most of it was visions about the beautiful Seto Kaiba, who lived in the giant palace in Agraba. He continued to fall for what seemed hours but was really 2 minutes.
Yugi landed on the cold old sand with a thud, and lay unconscious. Hours later he woke up with a horrible head ach, but that was all ignored in seconds because he had found the puzzle!!! It was on a golden alter across the room Yugi dashed towards the gleaming golden puzzle box and picked it up from its spot on the table and examined it. He shook the box back and forth, up and down listening to the golden pieces inside hitting each other. He soon got bored of shaking it back and forth and decided to open it up.
The golden pieces gave off a strange light that amused Yugi, so he stared at that for a couple of minutes. After he was done staring at the puzzle pieces, he decided to actually start putting it together because if he accomplished this, he would get extra pay. Yugi spent hours trying to put this thing together "Let's see...You go there, and you go there... BUT WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GO?! Aww, now I gotta restart this thing."
Yugi sat in the sand, tong between his teeth and finders moving. He hadn't eaten for two days now and was beginning to lose his energy. But the spiky haired child refused to give up. More time had past and he had restarted many times.
Finally he was on the last piece. If this last piece would fit in the last open spot, he would be finished this puzzle! The last piece had an eye on it, with two lines with a slight curve underneath it. He picked up the last piece and popped it into the last spot. It fit perfectly! He had finished the puzzle!! Yugi's eyes lit up with delight as he looked at what he had accomplished so well. He lifted the puzzle into he air and took a good look at his creation. He gave a cute smile and laugh and stood up. He found the puzzle very stunning, and so he decided to hang it from his neck by his pants rope. There was 1 problem with this idea though... His pants began to fall. But no one was around so he slipped off his pants and put them on his head (I'll let u decided if he's wearing undergarments or not -.). As he walked the puzzle dangled from his neck, but Yugi was weak from hunger and was beginning to wobble. Yugi began to slow down his steps, and as he did this he sagged down.
As Yugi laid in the dirt helplessly he cried for help, "Please someone... Anyone...Hhhhelp mmmeee- his cried faded out.
Yugi's heart beat was beginning to slow down, and his breaths were short and faint. Yugi thought to himself "I'm gonna die!"
With Yugi's last bits of energy, he places his swollen hands on the puzzle. He rubbed his finger along the sharp edge of the puzzle and closed his eyes. The puzzle began to give off little light, which got brighter until it lit the room up. Yugi opened his eyes again in wonder of the puzzle. A figure began to appear emerging from the eye of the puzzle. The man looked like Yugi a bit, and was wearing finely made garments. He wore a long piece of material that went around his waist, and was cut off at the hips. He also wore bits of golden jewelry and a tiara with the same eye symbol that was on the puzzle. "You have freed me from my prison, I thank you", the man said in a low voice "My name is atem and since you have freed me, I shall gaunt you any three wishes you require"
Yugi was still amazed in wonder. "Am I dead?!" he thought "Is this man God?!" "What's the matter little one?", Atem asked. "A-a-a-re you god?", Yugi asked in a dry pale voice. Atem fell over and replied with "Not quite..."
Atem got up and grew legs and walked towards the dieing Yugi. He kneeled down beside him and placed his hand on his forehead as he muttered some random ancient Egyptian spell. "Now, stand up Yugi" he commanded in a light voice.
Yugi was hesitant to stand up and was scared to. After seconds of waiting Atem got annoyed at the child and pulled him up by his golden bangs. Yugi squealed in pain as atem raised him up to his feet. "See now that wasn't so bad now was it" he said in a laid back voice "now I have been rehearsing this for 1000 years and I will MAKE u watch it!!"
Atem began his song and dance:

Alibaba had them 40 thieves Sherizada had 1000 tails But master you in luck, cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic that never fails You got some power in your corner now Save the ammunition in your hand You got some punch Pizzazz!! All u gotta do is wear that puzzle And I'll say "Mr. Yugi sir, what will your pleasure be" "Let me take order, jot it down" You Aint never had a friend like ME!- he was cut off by a yell.

"Please stop!!!!!!!!! You're off pitch!!!!! AND IT HURTS MY EARS!!!", a screaming Yugi cried. Atem was furious. After 1000 years of practicing and memorizing that song, he was told to shut up from a little kid. "Why you", he grunted as he raised his fist. "Ah, ah ahhh" Yugi scolded "Remember I'M your master, you said so. So that means you can't hurt me" Atem gave Yugi a dirty look and crossed his arms. He thought to himself "Why this kid, out of all the people that have searched for me, why this one!" "Now, how are we going to get out of here Atem", Yugi asked. "Uhhhhhhhh", replied Atem with a blank look on his face. "What?! Don't tell me there's no way out!", Yugi cried "I still haven't gotten to meet the beautiful princess Kaiba!"
Yugi fell to his hands and knees crying his eyes out. "Well, Yugi if you had been ACTUALLY LISTENING to my song, you would have noticed the lyric of "You got a brand of magic that never fails"."
Yugi looked up at genie with curious eyes. "Don't worry I shall free us", he said as he winked.
Yugi gave a smile and a sigh of relief. He was going to get out of this cold sand bubble in the ground. "Come now Anzu", He called out into the dark room.
In seconds a carpet came flying towards them at full speed. "You named your carpet Anzu?!", Yugi asked in a monotone voice. "What?! There's nothing wrong with naming your valuables is there?!", Atem replied.
The two of them got on the carpet as it began to rise. Atem sat in front of Yugi cross legged and arms crossed... And Yugi... Well... He was terrified of heights and held on to the sides of the carpet Anzu for his life. "Umm, Yugi" asked Atem "why are your pants on your head?" Yugi shrugged and replied with a simple "Don't ask --'"
The carpet Anzu began to gain speed, and shot through the sand wall into the outside world carrying the genie Atem and the frightened Yugi with it.

To Be Continued.......... dunh DUNH DUNHHHHHH