Disclaimer: Yes, you know I ain't JK, so why bother with this? Surprise headed your way…

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It had already been a week since Harry's visit to Hagrid's. One week of knowing whom he liked. Who he might even love. His heart leaped every time the memories came flooding back, and they did every two minutes. It felt nice to feel like that, Harry thought.

The week had just flown by. Even potions went well. Snape had actually not made a single comment about Harry's work all week. Ron had had his daily fights with Ginny about Dean, Hermione kept rolling her eyes and pulling Ron away from Ginny just as either he or she was about to slap the other. Harry kept thinking it was all very amusing. Ginny and Dean weren't together. But somehow they managed to look very happy together, smiling, shooting glances at each other every two seconds. It was all too much for Ron. He just couldn't stand the fact that his baby sister was growing up.

The Great Hall was as usual loud and slightly chaotic at dinnertime. Harry usually took this opportunity to tell Hermione and Ron a few things only meant for their ears, but today he just couldn't say anything. He was really excited. He knew that today was the day that Ginny finally was going to let Ron know she and Dean weren't dating. They were officially going to 'break up'. They were sitting together not far away from the trio and Harry could see that Ginny was nervous. He would have been too. Not only was she going to make Ron see them 'breaking up', but the entire school.

Suddenly Dean got up, knocking over his cup. He looked very upset. The show had begun.

"Are you telling me you've met someone else?!" Dean yelled, causing a few of the closest people around them to fall quiet. "You have been cheating on me!"

Ginny looked very embarrassed and tried to get Dean to sit down with a low voice.

"NO! I will NOT calm down!" Dean said, now there were a few students from other tables falling quiet and turning in their seats to see who was screaming. "You… You… You!" he yelled. Ginny stood up and tried to calm Dean down by putting her hand on his arm. He shook it off, looking furious. "You have been cheating on me! And you're not even trying to deny it!"

By now the whole school was watching the two. You could have heard a pin drop. If Dean was to be quiet, that is. Even the professors were watching, Dumbledore with an amused smile on his face.

Dean looked disgusted at Ginny. "Well…? Who is it?" he demanded, looking around. He knew perfectly well the whole school followed his every move. "It HAS to be someone here! But WHO?!"

Ginny's brown eyes twinkled. She knew exactly who to pick. She looked at Harry who was sitting right behind where Dean was standing. Harry shook his head slightly, barely visible. "NO!" he mouthed at her. But she ignored it. With Dean staring at her, she smiled at Harry.

"Should we confess, dear?" she asked. Her voice was surprisingly loving. Everyone was trying to get a look at who Ginny preferred in front of Dean. Ron looked surprised as he saw who Ginny was looking at. Hermione looked close to shock. Had they finally admitted to themselves that they adored each other?

When Harry neither answered nor did anything Ginny took a step forward, holding out her hand towards Harry. When he didn't take it she just took another step forward and took both his hands in hers. She pulled him up standing and Harry could hear a gasp go through the students. Ginny smiled at him. She did this only get a greater effect.

"Harry! How could you?" Dean's voice said. He sounded heart broken, and he looked close to it too. Harry knew better than to believe his face, he had heard Ginny and Dean go through these lines over and over in the common room, sitting alone in a corner with their heads together. They had fooled everyone by their act. It would have fooled Harry too, if he'd not known about it.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on Harry now and he felt his cheeks burn. Suddenly Ron stood up; a pleased smile had snuck its way to his face. Harry had thought Ron would look surprised and angry or something, but he hadn't expected pleased. "So you finally got together after all!" he stated, smiling evilly at him. Harry could see that Ginny hadn't been prepared for this either. Her before perfectly dramatic face fell, she looked shocked at her brother.

"If you don't mind me saying so, Dean, I never thought the two of you made such a good couple", Ron continued, getting a slightly confused look from Dean. He ignored it totally. Ginny, who still hadn't let go of Harry's hands, blushed deep red and looked down at the floor. Harry couldn't even bring himself to blush.

"And everyone knows that Gin's only using you to get over Harry", Ron just said, making Dean blush. But Ron just kept going with a big grin on his face. "Apparently you didn't do a very good job, mate. He's standing here, holding hands with your girlfriend", Ron told Dean, patting him on the shoulder.

Suddenly it all became clear to Harry. Ron knew everything. He knew Ginny and Dean hadn't been together. He had known while Ginny thought he was oblivious. And now he was taking his revenge. Harry burst out laughing. Ginny looked at him with a puzzled look on her face. Then she seemed to realize the same thing Harry did and broke out laughing too. Ron grinned at the two of them, understanding they had figured out his little show.

Suddenly someone started to clap his or her hands. Harry looked around and saw professor Dumbledore standing up at the staff table, clapping his hands. One by one the students seemed to think along Dumbledore's lines and laughed. They clapped their hands too, thinking it was a hilarious show the four of them had put up just for their amusement. Soon the whole Hall was bursting out in laughter and applause. Harry quickly got on the idea and bowed in various directions. Ginny, Ron and Dean followed his example, 'thanking' their audience for listening and watching.

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Author's note: Now that was fun! Wasn't it! XD Love to hear what you thought about it. Next chapter WILL be more Harry/Ginny, I PROMISE!